By: Notmania
When it came to pixie deliveries, Miefen was the worst of the worst. It’s not that he didn’t try, in fact being a delivery pixie was his life long dream. The problem with Miefen is that bad things always happen around him. It was like he was cursed or something, and that was no good for the mail service.
Over the few months he's been working as a delivery boy, any package he tried to deliver would always end up either damaged or lost entirely, and his boss had enough. However, when met with Miefen’s eager smile, the boss couldn’t bring himself to fire him. Instead he sent Miefen on an impossible delivery, hoping to distract him from messing up any real deliveries.
Miefen embarked on his “super important” delivery across the world hoping that nothing would go wrong this time around. While flying over a human town about five kilometres away from home one of his many weaknesses came into effect as his wings started to get tired and he began falling towards the town.
While falling uncontrollably, Miefen flew through an open window and landed onto a seat cushion. “What a bizarre stroke of luck!” he thought to himself as his fall was cushioned by the plush chair. Sadly this luck didn’t last very long, as the rear of a human lady quickly landed onto the seat, crushing him under her large and rather smelly rear.
This rear belonged to Sophia, a laidback twenty three year old who spends most of her time playing video games or watching her favorite shows, living a rather introverted life. As a result, she cared very little about her personal hygiene since typically people aren’t around to see (or smell) her, not accounting for tiny pixies accidentally flying into her house of course.
“Ready to get your asses beat again?” Sophia asked as she started a match with victory on her mind. She doesn’t take much seriously, but video games are an exception to her.
As the match went on, she began getting sweatier and sweatier, drenching Miefen in her swampy ass. While focusing on the match and trash talking her opponents, she let out a large fart, unknowingly in Miefen’s face.
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“Ew! That’s disgusting! Who was that?” one of the opponents said in disgust.
“It was totally me.” Sophia said proudly as she ground her rear into the seat, “And that’s what I think of you!”
Sophia continued taunting her foes while completely oblivious to the tiny pixie crushed under her, forced to smell her gas which became more and more frequent as the match went on. The other players chose to simply ignore her, which was a luxury poor Miefen didn’t have.
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After several minutes that felt like ages for the pixie boy, the match ended with a loss for Sophia.
“Dammit! This shitty game is rigged!” Sophia exclaimed out of frustration as she bounced up and down on her seat. Eventually Miefen realized that he couldn’t take it anymore so he did the one thing he usually did when he found himself in trouble, screaming as loud as he could. Somehow Sophia managed to hear him under her fat ass.
“The hell was that?” She got up and noticed the crushed and broken figure of a once optimistic young pixie. She was freaked out at first but after realizing the silliness of the situation she began to laugh.
“Huh! Why are you laughing?” the pixie asked with a weak voice.
“I’ve been farting up a storm for the last half hour and here’s you, some tiny person thing, who was stuck underneath my gassy ass the whole time without any hope of actually getting out!” Sophia said while laughing at his misfortune.
“I can’t wait to tell all of my friends about you!” she said while taking a picture of him with her phone.
“No! You can’t do that!” Miefen replied with fear.
“Why’s that?” Sophia asked.
“Pixie law states that no pixie should never, under any circumstance, reveal the existence of our kind to humans!” Miefen explained, hoping she’d understand.
“Wait, you’re a pixie? Aren’t pixies supposed to be these mystical creatures with all sorts of magic powers? You’re an absolute wimp!” she said in response, laughing at his embarrassment.
“I know. Just please keep this a secret. It’s bad enough that you had to find out about me, but if word of this gets out I could be killed!” the pixie said with fear and annoyance.
“Alright, I'll keep you a secret under one condition.” Sophia said, with a devious plan hatched in her mind. “You’ll have to live inside of my ass for as long as I want.”
“What! No! Please not that! I’ve already spent enough time under your rear! It’s stuffy and smelly down there and I absolutely never want to be trapped down there again!” Miefen replied with more fear.
“Hmm, then I guess I’ll be sharing this picture then.” Sophie said, ready to share the picture of the pixie to the whole world.
“No please! I’ll do what you say! Just don’t share that picture!” Miefen said out of fear, realizing that he had no choice but to go with her cruel plans.
“Alrighty! In you go!” Sophia said while picking up the pixie by his broken wings, preparing to drop him into the back of her undies before noticing his mailbag “Wait hold on, what’s in this?”
“That’s the very important package that I was supposed to be delivering, but I failed that like I failed every other delivery I’ve been sent on. It’s probably broken anyways.” the pixie explained, breaking down into tears as he once again proved himself to be a complete failure. This feeling was made worse once Sophie opened up the package in question.
“It’s nothing!” she exclaimed. Miefen was completely confused, how could a super important delivery contain nothing? Sophia realized exactly what this meant and began laughing hysterically. “You’re so useless that your boss sent you on a fool’s errand just to get you out of his hair!”
Hearing this absolutely crushed the poor pixie emotionally. It was bad enough that he was about to be dropped into a filthy ass and remain there for who knows how long, but now he also has to come to terms with being seen as a total failure. Sophia was unbudged by his tears.
“Oh well!” she said as she dropped him between her cheeks. Immediately he forgot about the whole fake delivery thing as the smell that surrounded him filled his entire mind. The outside of her pants smelt bad enough, but this was way worse than he could have imagined. He was face to face with her massive anus, which was ready to blow at any moment.
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“Ahhh.” Sophie said after letting out a large fart directly into the tiny pixie’s face, further adding onto his pain by pressing her cheeks together squishing him between them. “How do you like that, bug boy?” She said before sitting back down, crushing Miefen under her yet again, this time pressing his face directly into her dirty asshole.
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“Alright! Time for another session!” Sophie said, returning to her game, “I’m feeling great this time around!” She was completely invigorated by the feeling of the poor pixie squirming around under her.
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She spent the next couple of hours getting her largest winning streak yet thanks to Miefen.
“I’ll never get tired of this!” she said to herself as she continued letting loose onto his tiny body, further dampening whatever hope he still had.