A Throne for the Gamers
by Slave Fart

Some spoilers if you haven't watched Season 4 or read book 3. Contains scat and forced toilet slavery for women.
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"I swear it, my Queen! I swear it on me life."

"If you must swear it, then I'm not so certain I should believe it. Perhaps your head should be on a spike? Remind your little friend what happens when you bring lies to the Lannisters."

"No, Cersei! Please! I can serve royalty, and I've told no lies!"

Groveling on my knees like something lower than a dog, and I was... The tears in my eyes clouded my vision of one of the most beautiful women in Westeros, but begging was all I was good for.

I had told exactly one lie for my, well I guess she isn't my master, but I have served as a pawn in Lady Margaery's plot to sit as THE Queen for many years now. My lie was minor, too. I had told Queen Cersei that Lady Margaery would be thrilled to have her as an honored dinner guest, when the truth was Lady Margaery was not happy about it. That was how Queen Cersei blew her stack and started berating me and calling me a liar, that I was "spewing Margaery's shit from your mouth".

"You've told me a lie and I will NOT stand for it. Worse, you didn't address me properly! It's Queen Cersei, especially to a nothing like you. Guards, grab him and follow me."

She stormed to the doors and I chose to keep my mouth shut.

We moved through the Red Keep rather quickly and Queen Cersei plowed through the doors and into Margaery's room without so much as a warning knock. Margaery was sitting over her chamber pot and stood up quickly, her dress covering her privates before anyone could see her lady parts.

"What is the meaning of this?! What are you doing," Lady Margaery asked.

"Your... Your pawn has lied to me, and I will not stand for it."

Margaery's crooked smile emerged, "Whatever could he have lied about? He is but a servant boy for me."

"He said you would be honored to have me as a dinner guest. But you hated my son, and you hate me. This is a lie."

Her smile seemed to run up even higher, "I assure you, Queen Cersei, that I truly would be---"

"Shut your mouth. You were about to take a shit out your arse, I don't need your shit from your mouth. In fact... If you're going to put your shit in his mouth so that he can spew it out to me, prove that you're loyal to your Queen and that you mean these words by putting your real shit in his mouth."

"My Queen, that seems a bit harsh given the circumstances... And also, I was just going to... Well... Just urinate, and I don't---"

"We'll wait until you have to shit then. You will use his mouth."

The crooked smile moved to a flat line and she looked at me with an almost pained look, "Well I guess I could take a shit right now..."

Queen Cersei looked to me and made a waving motion to the guards, "Let's get on with it, then."

The guards threw me to the ground at Lady Margaery's feet. She walked slowly over to me and stood above me before looking to the guards, "Do you mind having them wait outside? It's rather embarrassing to have people watch me have a shit."

"Go outside," when the guards were outside, Queen Cersei looked at Lady Margaery, "I noticed you said it was embarrassing to have 'people' watch you shit, but you're not embarrassed about the man you're about to shit into's mouth?"

Lady Margaery looked down at me and smiled, "No. He is no man. From now on, Queen Cersei, to prove my loyalty to you, he will be stripped of all titles and will officially serve as my toilet. As you have said, since my shit was in his mouth, we may as well make it permanent and real."

I would never question Lady Margaery since she had always been kind, but this seemed rather harsh... But I would do anything she said, including eating her shit.

"Open your mouth now, toilet. It's going to be rather large load as well. My grandmother had me over for dinner last night and it was an extremely large meal."

She squatted above my open mouth, her anus pulsing and immediately releasing a foul fart into my mouth. The taste rushed over my tongue and the stench filled my nose as I breathed in. It was disgusting, but I knew better than argue with these highborns, they could easily have me killed... Although what life is that of a toilet? Oh well, if I served well, maybe...

FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPSPSPSPSPS

An extremely hot fart brought me back to the reality of the situation. Lady Margaery grunted but once and the tip of a dark brown turd opened her anus and slipped through her colon.

Her shit came out fast and hit the back of my throat, then pressed onto my tongue. I closed my eyes, but could feel Queen Cersei's gaze. She must have been so happy to watch as I tasted Lady Margaery's shit, and I had a mouthful of it. Lady Margaery moved a little to look down and as I opened my eyes, I caught her smiling at me as she moved herself around so that her shit would properly cover my face.

Her turd was in my mouth and under my nose, and after about a foot and a half of a continuous turd, her anus pulsed shut and cut the turd, dropping it onto my left eye. I had her entire dump in my mouth, under my nose, and now on my eye.

"See, Queen Cersei. I agree with you. Looking down at my toilet brings me such joy. I love seeing the amount of shit that I've bestowed upon him. Especially because this load is rather pungent, toilet! Eat up! Eat my shit!"

I started to chew and Queen Cersei smiled as I chewed and savored the shit on my face. I picked up the turd with my hands and ate it like blood sausage at breakfast. Lady Margaery's turd was considered a delicacy to me, and me alone.

"I think it's quite amusing that you have your own self cleaning chamber pot now. Your handmaiden will be quite pleased I'm sure, now that they won't have to clean up your literal shit," Queen Cersei didn't have a smile, but I think it was the closest thing she had to one on her face.

"Well as you can see, Queen Cersei, I am completely devoted to you. I have just turned a loyal servant into my personal privy because you commanded it. Just a moment please," Lady Margaery looked at me, "Wash your face and hands. My asshole won't lick itself clean, boy."

Queen Cersei watched as I scrubbed my face and hands, then crawled on the floor behind Lady Margaery as she lifted her dress and then I did apparently my new duty. I placed my open mouth around Lady Margaery's anus and began sucking and probing with my tongue.

BOOOOOOFFFFFFFF

The extremely powerful fart that erupted went straight into my lungs and burned.

"There. Now that he's cleaned my ass, let's have a walk, Queen Cersei."

They went arm in arm and Lady Margaery turned to look at me one last time with her smirk before they left.

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I have served as Lady Margaery's toilet for the last three weeks and it's been rather horrible as of late, but in the middle of the night she woke me up, and I imagined it was to serve again.

I opened my mouth and she sat above me and farted. But then she did something strange...

"Get up! You must leave the city now. There is a guard outside the door that will usher you to Essos. Unless you want to consume my feces for the rest of your life, you must go. If you stay, I will have no choice but to continue using you as my toilet slave. Cersei has been adamant about it because she knows I don't want to shit in someone's mouth. I've been planning your escape, but had to be ruthless. That's why you've endured so many horrid dumps. I don't apologize and honestly have no problem continuing using you, but I imagine you'd rather be free in Essos."

She was right and I said nothing, especially since I had her fart on my breath.

The guard was outside and ushered me onto a ship with a crew of three. We were sailing farther and farther through Blackwater Bay and eventually we were out on open waters, not a single building around. The guard and sailors had said nothing, and neither did I until I felt as though we were safe.

"Why did you 4 risk your life to save me?"

There was silence, so I turned to face the sea. That's when one of them hit me on the back of the head and I dropped to the deck a crumpled mess of a man.

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When I awoke, I saw the red brick everywhere and shuddered because I thought I was back in King's Landing. But the brick looked foreign and I heard several tongues that weren't the Common Language.

There was no doubt who one of the people was when my eyes started to open. It was Ser Barristan Selmy! He was an honorable and noble man that would surely help a citizen of Westeros.

The words were fuzzy still, but just a little and I was now able to follow the conversation.

Ser Barristan was talking, "What does he want to do here? She has more than enough servants."

The guard was speaking, "Well he was serving as a chamber pot to Lady Margaery, perhaps he could empty Daenerys's toilets."

"And why should I not use him as my own toilet," a woman asked, "If he's fit to eat the shit of the false royalty in King's Landing, he's more than enough of a toilet for real royalty."

I looked over and saw true beauty in her face. She was a platinum blonde and I finally realized that I was actually in the presence of the Mother of Dragons! This must be Daenerys Stormborn of the house Targaryen herself! But wait... Did she say...?

"Bring him to my privy. I will use him at once."

The guard smiled and whispered to me, "Trading you for gold, boy. She doesn't take slaves, but I told her you weren't no slave. That you eat shit willingly, and that you escaped Margaery so you could serve as the real queen's toilet. Told her that you asked to send Margaery back some gold just so she knew you was safe... That's right, boy... You just got sold from one Lady to another, except I'm making all the money. And what are you getting? You're getting a mouth full of dragon shit!"

He threw me to the ground and I moved in fear to where her chamber pot sat on the floor, a ring of a toilet seat above it. I moved the chamber pot out of the way and placed my face under the ring. I knew the blond beauty would be entering soon to sit above me and take a proper shit into my mouth.

She entered soon enough and said no words as she undressed. When she walked over she said only one thing to me, "If this is truly what you desire, say nothing and I will oblige you as my toilet for the rest of your days. If you would rather be free, speak now and I will set you free to roam the world with nothing."

Instead of speaking, I simply opened my mouth. I had nothing, and roaming this world without anything to my name scared me... But I would have reconsidered after what happened next.

Daenerys smiled and said, "So be it, toilet."

She then sat down and let a thunderous, wet spray fart.

SSQWWWWWWWUEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSPPPPPTTTTTT

She shifted and then immediately allowed her sphincter to relax, opening her anus and letting a soft turd emerge from her asshole. It was foul to the core and the stench hit me harder than I imagined it would. Her shit was like a soft sludge that somehow kept together, filling my mouth almost immediately.

I tried chewing and swallowing some, but there was so much coming out and at such a rapid pace I couldn't keep up.

She had shit two very large turds, the second one much more solid. This one sat underneath my nose and tailed up to my left cheek. This was about the amount that Lady Margaery would shit on me in a normal shit, but Daenerys kept going.

There was a very small turd nugget that came out, and it plopped right onto the pile of shit that she initially let go, the sludgier shit. It stuck like glue and I kept munching on her turd. She farted again, but the smell didn't really affect me since I had her actual turd under my nose.

"The smell is rather awful up here. I can't imagine serving as the toilet. You will get used to it though. Perhaps I can make a game for you some times to make it slightly more tolerable to serve as my toilet. But this is what you wanted, so I don't feel badly doing this... HNGNGGGNNNNNNGGGGG."

Her grunt seemed exaggerated because the shit flowed so freely in a pile that completely covered my face. I closed my eyes just in time as her shit overtook all of my senses. I could taste nothing but her shit. I could smell nothing but her shit. Her shit had taken my sight. I could hear her anus releasing the turds as it came out. And the only sensation of feeling that was on my mind was her hot, steaming load of shit on my face.

After what seemed like an hour, she stood up and was finally done emptying her bowels onto my face.

She spoke to me with her shit completely covering me, "You don't have to worry about licking me clean. That will come later when you've done a better job of keeping up with eating my shit. I will expect it, though and I assume I won't have to ask twice. For now, when you're done eating my shit, you're free to stay outside. But please stay within 5 feet of my privy. I don't want to have to go looking for you whenever I need to have a shit. Your mouth is here to serve me, so you should remain close as I command. I usually have a shit about that size twice a day. Sometimes three. Well... Welcome to my service and enjoy my load!"

Daenerys left me covered in her shit, wondering how I would be able to eat two or three piles of shit this size each day! Margaery would shit about half this size once a day... Had I made a mistake? It didn't matter now. I was the property of Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, and owner of a Willing Toilet Slave.