Bedtime
by TijuanaPancake

Sasha lay in bed with her knees up and covers over her. Dana sat next to her writing an email for work on her tablet.

"Oh! This is the best part!" Sasha proclaimed enthusiastically as she stared at the television. Dana briefly looked up from her tablet to see an image of a giant T-Rex stick its head out in the trees in the rain.

"Oh my god, how many times have you seen this?" Dana laughed looking back down to her tablet.

"I love Jurassic Park!" Sasha said with childlike wonder. "Can you imagine if we could touch dinosaurs?"

"What makes you think they would let us touch them."

"Well," Sasha paused. "we'd just train them all to be nice."

Dana chuckled again. "But you see how it ends up every time in these movies. The dinosaurs are too wild, they get out and eat people."

Sasha looked over at Dana and pouted. "YOU eat people." she responded in a bratty voice.

"I'll tell you what though," Dana said still looking at her tablet. "If dinosaurs existed today, I bet they would be afraid of you."

"Why?"

"Cause you've got them jurassic FARTS," Dana snorted as the stupid pun escaped her mouth. Sasha laughed and playfully hit Dana with a pillow.

"Stooooop," Dana whined but still laughing. "I gotta finish this email tonight. The entire staff will ask me about it tomorrow so I need to make sure it's perfect."

"Babe you work so hard," Sasha said with puppy dog eyes. "you gotta relax a little."

Just then Sasha felt a huge gas bubble begin to form in her belly. Not wanting to alert Dana of the bomb she felt brewing, she lifted her butt up ever so slightly, knees still up against her chest.

"Dane you just gotta let off some steam, you know?" she said with a huge grin.

buuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuUUPPPPppp?

Sasha let loose an enormously long bassy fart that vibrated her cheeks and the entire mattress. It was one of those lazy sounding farts where the pitch slowly whines up, almost with a questioning sound at the end.

"Oh my god babe that's what I'm talking about," Dana groaned while laughing as she put down her tablet. Sasha was laughing hysterically.

"Oops, sorry baby," Sasha smiled innocently. "that one kinda burned coming out." Dana glared at her and shook her head.

"I can't believe how much gas you have inside of you."

"Yeah, I can't," bwwwAAAAuummmP! "ungh, either." she laughed.

Dana sighed and put her tablet on the night stand next to her. She still had about 7 hours left to finish writing it, so might as well take a little break.

"Well," she said as she scooted over to Sasha. "even though your butt keeps FARTING I wanna cuddle with you," Dana teased.

"Yaaaaay, cuddle time!" Sasha grinned happily.

Dana snuggled up next to her. Sasha put Dana's hand on her slightly bloated belly. As Dana lifted the covers to adjust herself some of the stink escaped out from under the covers.

"Oooof, babe!" Dana said making a face. Sasha began laughing again but was blushing slightly. They had started farting in front of each other about 3 months ago but she still got shy when her stink grossed Dana out. Well, correction, SASHA had started farting. Not a toot out of Dana had been heard.

"You're lucky to have such a tolerant girlfriend" Dana teased, bring her nose up to Sasha's. Sasha rubbed her nose against hers and then kissed her.

"You love me right?" Sasha asked.

"No," Dana replied while kissing Sasha's neck.

"Shut up," Sasha laughed.

"Maybe," Dana paused, pretending to think it over. "Ok, yes."

"Hand me your tablet, I wanna show you something."

Very curious, Dana grabbed her tablet and handed it to Sasha. She began typing something but had the tablet at an angle so Dana couldn't see.

"What are you writing??" Dana asked, trying to peek.

"Hold on hold on," Sasha giggled. "Ok....you say you love me, but would you do this?"

Sasha and Dana brought their heads in close together as they looked at the screen.

"Lesbian.....fart.....fet....Sasha what IS this??" Dana laughed.

"I found it last night. Look, watch it."

Sasha pressed play on the screen. It was a video of two Brazilian women kissing. Then one of them laid on her stomach and the other kissed her ass while the other girl farted loudly in her face. She then passionately sniffed and kissed her cheeks.

"Wow," Dana said, mildly shocked. "she really likes it!"

"Right?! I was watching South Park and there's an episode where the dad jerks off to fart porn, and I was like 'no way that's a thing'..."

Dana wasn't disgusted but very shocked as she watched the video. "JESUS that was a huge one! That was like one of your farts! And she just takes it!!"

"I know, it seems super real. It's gross but...I don't know..."

Dana looked over at her. "You don't know...?"

"Eh," Sasha said, blushing slightly. "I don't know it's....kinda sweet."

Dana's heart melted slightly. "Awww, babe are you blushing?"

"Noooo?" Sasha laughed, now very shy.

Dana hugged Sasha and kissed her cheek several times. "You are so cute when you're embarrassed, I could just eat you."

"Stoooop," Sasha laughed. Dana gave her another big kiss on the cheek and then looked back at the video.

"So, you think this is sweet?"

"Yeah, kinda"

"I mean....it's not the worst thing in the world. And yeah I guess it's pretty sweet to like someone enough to do that. Ok, I see what you mean."

"Yeah exactly. And it's not like they're pooping on each other or anything. That would be too much for me." Sasha clarified.

"So, you want to try this?" Dana asked, looking over at her.

Sasha's face got super red.

"Oh...well...I mean..."

"How would it work? I mean how is it done?"

"Well," Sasha smiled. "You could put your face in my butt, and I could let out a big one. But, not naked. In my PJ's"

Dana raised her eyebrows and sat for a moment. "Hmmm...I do love your booty, soooo...." she let her words trail off for a bit. "MAYBE I'll love your farts. Maybe.".

Sasha excitedly got out from under the covers and laid on her stomach. She was wearing adorable pink and white pajama leggings that hugged her juicy bubble butt.

"Just massage my booty, and I'll let you know," Sasha giggled.

"This is so naughty!" Dana laughed as she massaged Sasha's lower back, slowly moving down to her bottom. Sasha was Armenian and Cuban, giving her an interesting combination of juicy ass but light skin.

Dana massaged her butt for about 2 minutes until finally Sasha felt one.

"O-kaaaaayyy," Sasha grinned. "I feel a toot!"

"Oh boy..." Dana groaned. "Yeah right, a 'toot'. Knowing you it's gonna be a foghorn."

Sasha laughed. "Hey shut up! I can't help it."

"Ok, so what, I just put my nose in there?"

"Yeah, put your nose but...hold my cheeks. Mmmf yes, that feels so good babe."

Dana did as she was told. Sasha's ass didn't smell bad through the pajamas.

"Ok...baby if you don't want to do this we don't have to." Sasha gave her a final warning.

"No, let's do it. I'm ready."

"Ok. Should I...I don't know, should I do a count down?"

"Yeah then I can get myself ready for it," Dana laughed. This was by far one of the weirdest things she had done with a partner but she actually found it very....innocent? Cute? Well...it was gross but yes, there was something kind of adorable about this. Maybe it was the fact that they were so close together they could be comfortable trying something so immature.

"Ok baby....threeeeee" Sasha flexed her cheeks slightly. It felt strange to have her lover's nose nestled in her butt like this but very nice.

"....twooooo"

Dana braced herself. At least she can't say I'm not supportive, she thought.

"...ooooonnnnneee..."

bAAAARRRrrRUMP

Dana's head jerked back slightly as the bassy rumbler vibrated her nose. It was so rude sounding and masculine but oddly enough felt kind of exciting. A surprise; she had no idea what a fart on her nose would feel like and this was not so bad. Then the smell came, but Dana was surprised. This fart honestly just smelled like the pizza they had the previous night. Cheese, sausage, mushrooms...it was literally their exact meal. If anything, it just made Dana hungry for leftovers.

"Oh my goooooddddd, that was a big one," Sasha groaned, very embarrassed and dreading Dana's reaction. She looked back at Dana and was very surprised. Dana had her head still in there and was taking audible sniffs. "D...Dane, is it..?"

"Mmmf," Dana mumbled with her face in her ass then brought her head up. "ok, holy shit. You're not gonna believe this. Your fart smells like our pizza. EXACTLY like our pizza. It smells...GOOD. I can't believe I'm saying this."

"Really??" Sasha exclaimed incredulously. "Cup it, I wanna smell".

Dana did her best to "cup" the scent of sasha's fart and brought it over to her face. Sasha sniffed deeply and her eyes widened.

"Oh my god, it really does!" she laughed.

"Is it weird that it just made me hungry?"

"Uh, no? That's awesome!" Sasha giggled. She kissed Dana for a moment until a loud gurgle interrupted their make out session. She looked at Dana with a cute and innocent grin.

"I might have more pizza baby," she teased.

Dana gave her a quick kiss and then went back down near her butt. "I'm ready for this!"

Sasha excitedly focused her eyes on the floor in front of her.

"Ok, one......twooooooo..."

prrrrrrrrrrrrrOUMP- BRAUMP....bwAAAMP

The first fart was a long ripper that ended with a musical questioning note at the end followed by two short but meaty and bassy fog horn farts. Dana's head jerked back again for the first one but then steadied itself and braced for the other two. Again she was hit with a pungent pizza smell but there was also just a slight trace of traditional fart smell in there. Not enough to gross her out, however.

Sasha was pretty wet after these 3 farts.

"Oooooof, fuck baby those felt so good," she moaned as she squeezed the bedsheets slightly. She looked back at Dana who had her eyes closed and was sniffing and rubbing her cheeks. "Did you like my toots, babe?"

"Mmmmmf," Dana mumbled in her ass. She was also in a sense of euphoric high. "Babe I am so glad we did this. I fucking LOVE this." she said as she smacked Sasha's right butt cheek, causing her to squeal slightly and accidentally cut a girly sounding POOoont? Dana brought her nose back in there and took a huge sniff while massaging Sasha's bubble butt. Sasha began to hump the bed as Dana sniffed and rubbed her.

Sasha then rolled on her back and brought her legs up in spread eagle position.

"I'm so fucking horny now jesus christ," Sasha moaned excitedly. Dana started to take off her pajama bottoms but Sasha stopped her. "No, I wanna watch you take one of my poots." Dana could not believe how into this Sasha was getting but she loved it.

"I love you. Come here, nose here," Sasha directed. Dana's nose was firmly in Sasha's pj clad butthole looking up at her.

"Baby, I'm gonna let out a big one, okay?" Sasha moaned.

"You won't, you wonn't" Dana said egging her on and psyching herself up for the fart.

"I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna," Sasha said with breathy moans.

"Do it, do it, let it out baby," Dana said coaxing her gently.

"Unghh....here we go.."

bUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuummmmp

Sasha let out a comically musical bass tone whose pitch slowly went down. This was the stinkiest fart of the day, smelling less like pizza and more like pure fart, but Dana was in the zone. She involuntarily moaned and took a bunch of little sniffs while moaning and kissing Sasha's butthole.

Sasha herself let out a huge groan ("Ohhhh noooo,") in kind of a baby voice. She had cum instantly and was in a state of supreme bliss. Never in her wildest dreams did she ever see herself finding a partner who genuinely loved the smell of her farts.

Dana got up and got behind Sasha, spooning her big PJ booty, both panting heavily. She kissed the back of Sasha's neck and began giving her a hickey.

"That," Dana said while kissing her. "was....so unexpectedly fun,"

"You're my little fart sniffer now," Sasha laughed weakly, still extremely horny.

"You know what," Dana paused. "Yes. I am. I unironically love your toots." she said as she rubbed Sasha's belly and kissed her ear causing Sasha to grin.

"We are definitely doing this again," Sasha moaned. Dana laid down and put her nose in the back of Sasha's neck and closed her eyes.