Blind Date
by Notemania

Tonight’s an important night for Mark. It was his first date with Lindsay, a cute girl he recently met completely by chance. Eager to make a good impression, he made an effort to arrive at the restaurant a half hour early. Unfortunately this rush led to him accidentally stealing a parking spot from a wizard that was already having a pretty bad day. To get back at him, he casted a curse onto him that would shrink him down in the next half hour, ruining his dinner.

As Mark sat down on the table he reserved, he began to feel a bit tingly. Not knowing about the curse, he just assumed that it was just him being excited for the date, so he thought nothing of it.

After about a half hour passed, Mark watched as Lindsay entered the restaurant, wearing a thin dress that showed off her curvy body. He was absolutely mesmerized by her beauty, and he couldn’t believe that this was the girl he was dating. While watching her enter, he suddenly noticed that everything around him seemed to be getting larger and larger, as the curse had come into effect.

Not noticing her suitor, Lindsay just assumed that he was running a bit late and sat down at their table, unknowingly sitting onto his seat before he could even call out to her, squishing him under her ass. Mark would probably find this situation rather hot if it weren’t for the fact that she was currently at least over a hundred times his size and crushing him under her weight. Just when Mark figured that things couldn’t get worse, Lindsay felt a gurgle in her gut.

“Well, since my date’s not here yet, I guess there’d be no harm in letting out some gas.” Lindsay thought to herself, completely oblivious to Mark being stuck in the worst possible spot for her to fart.

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Lindsay let out a long and mostly silent fart, hoping that no one would notice. While none of the other customers took note of this, Mark took it right in his face. As the disgusting smell filled his nose, the tiny guy was completely shocked by how such a pretty lady could produce such an awful stench, and unfortunately for him, she was not done yet.

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“Now where could my date be?” Lindsay asked with confusion after several minutes passed without her date showing up, completely oblivious to his struggles under her. As time went by and her date never seemed to show up, she eventually reached the conclusion that she was stood up, breaking into tears as she felt betrayed by someone who she thought loved her.

“I can’t believe he’d lie to me like that!” the girl thought to herself as she sobbed. Mark could faintly hear her cries from above, and immediately realized what must have been going through her head at the moment. He desperately yelled out to her in hopes of letting her know that he was under her, but his tiny cries were muffled by her ass.

“Um, excuse me ma’am, may I ask what’s wrong?” a waitress asked, noticing Lindsay’s sobbing.

“Yeah, it’s just that I was supposed to be on a date with this cute boy, but he never showed up!” Lindsay said as she continued crying.

“Aww, there there.” the waitress said as she patted Lindsay on the back in an attempt to comfort her, “If it makes you feel any better, I could give you a discount on your meal.”

“You can do that?” Lindsay asked, perking up a bit.

“Well, I’m not sure if the boss would allow it, but I’d be fine with taking a little paycut to help a fellow girl out.” the waitress said.

“Aw really?” Lindsay said as she got up and hugged the waitress, giving Mark a few seconds of fresh air before quickly sitting back down, “Thank you so much!”

“No problem. What would you like to order?” the waitress asked, taking Lindsay’s order.

Once Lindsay’s meal was served, she nearly forgot about Mark, instead eagerly digging into the meal. Unfortunately for Mark, this meal ended up making her gas even worse, and as she was so focused on eating, she didn’t care if she let some gas loose.

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While Lindsay was in absolute heaven enjoying her nice meal, Mark was in a smelly hell, taking several farts to the face as his girlfriend’s gas only got worse and worse. The half hour that Lindsay spent gorging down on her meal felt like ages to poor Mark. He thought that her gas was bad before, but somehow it was now even worse. It was a side of Lindsay that Mark would have never expected from such a beautiful girl. Despite this, he still loved her, which only made this situation worse for him.

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“Ahh, god I am so full!” Lindsay said to herself with satisfaction, letting out one final fart as she got up. As she turned around to grab her wallet out of her purse, she finally noticed Mark, lying down on the cushion of the chair, crushed and devastated. His face was covered in tears and his hair was now a complete mess.

“Marky?” Lindsay said with both concern and confusion before she suddenly came to the realisation of what he must have gone through and broke into tears, “Oh my god oh my god oh my god! I am so sorry!”

Lindsay then lifted up Mark’s tiny body to get a closer look at him. Though he was trapped under her rear for about an hour, he showed no signs of injury.

“What happened to you? You used to be more human sizey.” Lindsay asked, confused by how small he was.

“I have no clue, I sat down at the table and then right as you showed up I started shrinking.” Mark explained weakly, “I hope you can at least forgive me for missing out on what should have been our first date.”

“I mean accidents happen. Even weird magical shrinky accidents apparently.” Lindsay replied, “Plus, I should be the one apologizing! I’ve been so farty all evening, it must have been pretty gross down there for you.”

“Believe me, it absolutely was.” Mark said, “But I’m glad you’re understanding at least.”

“Of course! I couldn’t be happier!” Lindsay replied, “Oh, but I have to tell the waitress! Oh Sandra!” she called out, remembering her name from her name tag.

“Oh my, you seem quite a bit cheerful!” the waitress said, noticing Lindsay’s joyful tone, “Was the meal that good?”

“Well yes, but get this, this whole time my boyfriend was just shrunken down and stuck under me somehow!” Lindsay said as she showed her tiny boyfriend to the waitress, “No need to worry about the discount! I’ll even give you a nice tip for your support!”

“Huh, well you don’t see that everyday.” the waitress replied with confusion, “But I’m glad everything worked out!”

Yes indeed, everything worked out better than Mark could have imagined. Though their date was ruined and Mark was left in his shrunken form for the next week, once the dust settled, this awful date somehow turned out to be the start of a happy and healthy relationship, even if Mark was left a bit traumatized by the whole ordeal. They never quite figured out why or how Mark was shrunken down, but after a while they decided not to question it.