Just...Nevermind
by syncej

“Fuck! Why is it so hot?”

Johnathan pulled back his finger from the water, nursing it tenderly as he stood naked in front of the bathtub filled that was filled with hot water and a small amount of epsom salt.

He clicked his tongue, slowly he put his foot into the water cringing slightly as the heat spread through his leg, he proceeded to do the same with his other leg. Now that both of his feet were in the water now there comes the hard part. Bending down slowly he gripped both sides of the tub to steady himself before he finally sat down and sighed. He wiggled around a bit and let his arm dangle on the edge just to get a bit more comfortable, unfortunately some water splashed onto the floor making him curse. He would have to clean that up later, but for now he was gonna enjoy this.

And you ask why Johnathan was currently in a cramped bathtub where he could barely stretch his legs in? It’s because he's in his girlfriend's bathroom at her apartment, and they've been officially dating for about three months now.

Life was pretty good for Johnathan, he had the best girl in the world, a great job, and surprisingly he would be moving in with her in a few more months and her family was pretty much okay with it. Speaking of family Johnathan still found it hard to believe that his current girlfriend was previously in a relationship. PLUS she has kids.

She explained everything to him the day after their first date, from they time she first met Nicholas(that bastard), to her pregnancy with the twins, leaving Nicholas,to getting back with Nicholas(like what the fuck!) to her having two more kids, and for that asshole to leave her again. He understood completely though telling her not to worry about it and saying that he still liked her no matter what. He told her a little about his past saying that he didn't really have many relatives so the more people in his life the merrier. In perfect terms he told her this only made her great “wifey material” which only made her blush.

Now to explain why he was in this small bathtub. Earlier he was on his way to go to the YMCA and play basketball with a couple of his buddy's when Delilah called him saying she wanted to go too since was gonna head to the gym anyway. He agreed knowing that he could just shower at her house after since one, he basically crashed at her house almost all the time now, and two he never trusted the showers at the Y anyway since they never had any hot water. When he picked her up and saw what she was wearing……..well…….she looked…..pretty damn good, but still that wasn't a good thing.

He was worried that she was gonna get some pervy looks from other men at the gym which angered him a bit, but she told him not to worry about it. When they got to the Y his prediction was right on point, they were staring at her like she was a piece of freakin meat, and it didn't help with the stretches she did once they arrived gaining more stares.

Of course he was staring, he had the right too! I mean who wouldn't stop and stare at her just for a moment with her perfect C cup boobs, and her gorgeous 39 inch derriere that would make any mans head turn when she walked by. He got a couple of jealous looks when he suddenly came up to her and kissed her after taking a water break, grinning as he jogged back to the court. He was so glad that he finally had sex with her because he didn't know how long he would last if she continued to say she wasn't ready yet.

He grunted when he tried stretching his legs once more, he played a couple of pickup games that he expected to be pretty easy knowing that his friends weren't the best guys he’d seen. He got better competition though when a couple of more guys he knew came wanting to run a game which he reluctantly agreed knowing he didn't have the best teammates.

He groaned as he rubbed his shoulder. “That dumbass Jason, dude don’t even know how to set a freakin pick properly. Next time I see him I’ll make sure to embarrass him.” He was pretty sure out of all of his friends he still kept his body in tip-top shape so he didn't get tired that easy, but he got a couple of hits here and there so he was a little banged up.

He left the court happy though, during the last game Delilah watched from the sideline becoming his personal cheerleader which distracted the boys as she cheered and jumped after each basket his team made.

Speaking of which he wondered what she was doing right now? She probably was still on the couch resting, she actually did quite a workout as she just plopped herself on the couch when they got home saying she was gonna rest a bit.

He closed his eyes resting his shoulders against the back of the tub, the movement once again caused the water to splash on the floor making him curse louder this time.

There was a knock on the door that made him sigh. “Busy!” hoping that whoever the person was would go away, the person didn't seem to care as he heard the door open making him open his eyes.

The person behind the door was Delilah who looked pretty groggy and tired. With her brown hair hoisted up to a pony tail thanks to a hair-tie, she wore a black yoga-pants that hugged her waist and a pink tank-top that helped show off her seductive bosoms. “You look terrible.” He said.

She sighed before looking at the mirror and began removing the hair-tie letting her hair fall down. “Just tired really, I just wanna shower and go to bed for a while, but I gotta make dinner.” She yawned before scratching her stomach.

“Don’t worry about it I’ll make dinner tonight you don’t gotta do it.” He said rubbing his aching shoulder once more. He heard a small wail that made his eyes immediately dart towards her stomach watching her massage it slightly. “You will? Thanks John you’re really doing me a big favor.” She said.

“Yeah sure no problem.” He said closing his eyes once more. He heard a soft sigh escape from her lips. “This is all your fault you know that?” She said as she took off her tank-top revealing her sports bra. “My stomach fuckin hurts thanks to you.”

This statement made him frown. “What the heck did I do?"

PPPPPPPPRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPRPRPPRPRPRPRPRTT!!!

PPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrpppppPPPPPPPPPPBBPBPBPPBPBT!

The horrendous chorus of wet wind blasted from her backside, the sound similar to a tent being unzipped at a campsite. The scent wasn't pleasant as it mixed in with her sweaty buttchecks that were clung in with her panties which reeked of BO, the smell hitting Johnathan’s nostrils with full force. He was impressed but he still didn't understand how this was his fault.

"That freakin chocolate protein shake you gave me before we left the Y is making my stomach brew like a hurricane. Now I got a bad case of the runs tonight thanks to you. I don’t think eating three bowls of cinnamon toast crunch this morning was a good idea either.” The bubbling in stomach suddenly getting a bit louder.

Johnathan chuckled. “That's your own fault.”

Delilah shook her head already lifting up the toilet lid and started to pull down her yoga pants that struggled to go down because of the sweat on her thighs. This made Johnathan’s eyes light up. “Oh so you’re gonna give me a show while I’m relaxing? So generous of you.”

She rolled her eyes as she pulled down her panties and finally sat her butt on the toilet. “This isn't for you stupid. I just need to relieve myself like all beautiful women do.” She sighed as she lifted both her heels of her feet so her toes were able to press to the ground.

SSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!

SSSSSSHHHLLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRFFFTTTTPPLOOOOOOOOMTTTTTTSHHHHHHPLOOOOOOOOOooooopp!!!

Delilah let out a pained grunt as a long, fierce wet fart burst out of her, the river of light brown waste splattered into the toilet. The bathroom already hot with the cause of the bath, it intensified with the cause of the first tidal wave of crap, the air in the room now moist.

She hunched forward releasing what seemed like another fart before it suddenly turned into more thick, muddy waste, spraying like a hose right in the already brown water. She leaned back on the tank so she could rest a bit, panting as she felt sweat trickle down her forehead.

"You look so freakin beautiful right now." He said gazing at her from the tub.

Delilah giggled as she massaged her buttchecks "Really cause I don't think I'm doing anything sexy right now." She spread her ass cheeks wide and bit her lip, grunting as more trembling loud farts echoed into the toilet.

Her anus puckered opened and closed almost mockingly, she pushed forcefully, sending another brown sloppy odorous mess spilling into the toilet. She cried out with satisfaction as more streamed out of her. Looking at her boyfriends face she cooed as the wave of feces continued to flow out of her.

“Ooooh, so much better!” she sighed happily, rubbing her stomach up and down seeing his eyes follow her hands movements. She glanced down noticing his erection rise out the water a bit, he must of figured out that she was staring because he quickly tried to hide it making her giggle. "Are you seriously that turned on?"

Johnathan smiled. “I thought you said you liked it when I watched you take a dump? Remember the time at the movies?”

Delilah always tried her best not to, she remembered sneaking him into the women’s bathroom after having a little too much to eat at the movies. She still couldn't believe she let him go in the stall with her because after she finished he desperately wanted to have sex with her and well…...she let him. Since then the two hadn't gone back to that theater scared that people would recognize them. “You stupid perv I’m still mad at you for that!”

He frowned. “And I’m still mad that you let my wallet fall into the toilet.” He really loved that wallet, even though it was pretty old.

“Yeah and I bought you a new one after that didn't I? So stop crying.” She patted her stomach knowing she had either one or two more waves left in her. “Hey when I’m finished make room cause I need a bath too.”

He shrugged. “Fine by me. Only one other place for you to sit is on my lap, which gives me a good opportunity to fuck you.

“Sorry buster but the kids are home. Not gonna happen.”

“Who cares?”

“I do stupid.” She clenched her eyes shut, pulling her ass cheeks wide open once more, she let a satisfied groan as an enormous fart erupted from her ass.

BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTT!!!

"Ooooh......Ahhhhh…", She grimaced as her butt cheeks essentially flailed from the force and strength of her flatulence. Diarrhea gushed out of her mudflaps with urgency, the toilet bowl echoing with unpleasant splattering sounds, accompanied by more bursts of gas. She let go of her butt and held her stomach in pain as her butt continued to vomit more muddy mounds of wet, soft, pudding-like shit.

BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPFFFSSHHHTHPRRRRRTTTTBBBBT!!! BRRRRRP!! FRAPPPT!!

The last massive explosion of diarrhea rained down onto the already filled toilet that contained goo and wood colored chunks, engulfing the room in a sick, oppressive, odor.

Delilah tilted to the side to get a good look at the toilet, the sight made her raise her eyebrows. The inside of the toilet bowl were painted in golden brown goop, and tiny specks decorated around the sides. No doubt about it the toilet was clogged. She looked at Johnathan with a knowing smile, he groaned already knowing what that face meant. “You know I never liked this part of the job? I love when you shit so much, but still I hate when you clog the toilet though, I feel like I spoil you.”

She laughed as she wiped away the remnants of crap that still lingered in her butt. After making a small pile of stained toilet paper, she unhooked her bra and removed her yoga pants that were around her ankles throwing them into the dirty hamper. When she looked into the tub her eyes narrowed at the sight before her. “Seriously John make some room.”

Johnathan chuckled. “Only one place to sit on so that means…….” He wiggled his eyebrows.

Delilah pinched the bridge of her nose before sighing. “Fine! Not to rough okay I don’t want the kids to hear us.” She said already stepping into the water causing it to rise a bit and splatter on the floor.

Johnathan flashed her with a lecherous smile. “No problem.”