Meet the Sisters
by girlfartlover777

Day 1

“They’ll be here in a couple hours hun! You be good now!” Mya warned from the closet in her room

I still don’t know why she goes in her closet. I mean she never wears anything but a Band-Aid to cover her nether region…

“Yea yea….” I replied with a sigh

Mya was leaving me with the responsibility of meeting and taking care of her 3 sisters for the entire weekend. Now normally I would be more than happy to meet her family. In fact, I met her mother last month and her father lives 2 hours from my house. But, from all the stories and fables that I’ve heard about them, I would be lucky to still have a house after their stay. Hell, I would be lucky to still have a NOSE after this shit.

My thought process made me swallow hard and nervously change the channel, laying back on the leather couch to try to relax. I was house-casual in my wife-beater and white taekwondo pants, sporting my Grand Master belt.

“I’m serious sweetheart~”

Mya peeked at me from her bedroom door, still powdering her nose…and uhh…her whole body for that matter since she was butt-naked.

“I know but…well…to be honest, I’m a bit anxious. I mean, the last planet they visited banned them for life from returning…”

Mya pulled out a big blue box from her Chester drawer and pulled out a giant, comic-sized Band-Aid then proceeded to open her legs and place it gently against her crotch, covering her entire vagina but somehow not her anus.

She giggled “Honey, don’t worry that was over 6 years ago! They’re way past adolescent days now. Besides, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind a little smell~”

She stepped out into the doorway seductively at the word “smell” and turned around, wiggling her watermelon-sized butt cheeks at me.

My eyes grew wide in sarcasm as I remained focused on the TV. I’m sure you wouldn’t mind a “little” smell?!? She must be kidding because my math tells me: 3x the Mya = 3x the stink. And just Mya herself is capable of taking down Godzilla with one good face fart.

My nerves got to me again as I changed the channel a second time.

“Awww… trying to ignore me?” She giggles

She walks over to me and around to the back of the couch, wrapping her arms around my neck and softly licking my ear. I twitched slightly from her tease. She knew my weaknesses.

*giggle* “Love you sweetie~” she whispered in my ear.

“Love you too” I replied.

She turned my head and kissed me deeply for a few seconds before turning around and sitting her fat, caramel ass on the back of my head, her thighs resting on the back of the couch.

Pffff-ptptpt-ptptptpt-ptptptp-ptptptptp-ptptptpt-pptptp-ptptptpt-ptptptp-ptptpt….

A long, hot, bubbly fart washed over the back of my head as she wobbled her ass, making it sound like a chain of farts from the force of her ass cheeks’ wiggling.

-ptptptptpt-ptptptptptptptptptptpttptp-PTPTPRRRT!!

She finished her bubble-symphony with a much louder pop that seemed to contain the bulk of the stink. It smelled like I dove into a giant skunk’s butt. A little stronger than I was used to, but it elicited no cough from me.

I took short, quick sniffs as Mya continued shaking her booty. Then after a few moments, she got up. She kissed me on the cheek and made her way to the door, but not without giving me one last warning.

“Oh! Honey, don’t let them get into ANY of my special 8-bean casserole! The consequences could be dire~” she said quite perky.

Great. A weekend alone with 3 skunkettes and the most gassy food in the universe??
……Aww, fuck me.

 

Night 1 (Part 1)

About an hour away from my planet was a Class 3 Battle Cruiser, stolen of course, being occupied by three infamous skunkettes. The trio had already broken into their home planet’s military base, stolen a ship, and made it out without being detected. They were uhh…something else all right.

“Are we there yet?” Keycie asked, clearly bored

Keycie, at 19, was the youngest and the baby of the family. However, you would NEVER guess that from her body. She was about 5’2” and sported a pair of full DD cup breasts, a slim waist with a toned stomach, and twin butt cheeks that made her bust pale in comparison. They were as wide as they were long and stuck out from her body like two gigantic beach balls glued to a wall! Her backside was noticeably larger than anyone in her family, including Mya, with a luxurious, fluffy black and white tail that started just above her long butt crack. Her pale skin and blue eyes made her just that much more of a cutie, with short, straight blonde hair that stopped just above her shoulders.

She was sitting in the left seat of the cockpit, which could NOT contain her BBW-sized butt cheeks at all. Her butt flesh spilled over the sides of the leather seat, almost eating the poor thing, as she sat leaning forward with her chin resting on her hands and her elbows on her knees. She carried a bored-out-of-my-mind expression.

“I really gotta fart…” Keycie wiggled her naked, giant butt further into the seat, huffing and pouting cutely.

You see, for skunkettes: the bigger the butt, the nastier the farts. And Keycie had the biggest booty cheeks on the planet, HANDS DOWN. Everyone knew when she had to pass gas, you run for your goddamn life! Her stench is rumored to put The Queen (her mother) to shame and take hours to start dissipating, and her sisters did NOT want her ruining their long ride with her straight unlawful farts.

“We’re almost there Key-Key, PLEASE hold it!” begged Joi

Joi was 42 and the oldest of the 4 sisters, though she looked like she was 25. She had 26 boyfriends, 8 girlfriends, a husband, and 2 kids already. Her body was long and petite. She was an astounding 7’7” with full C cup breasts, a flat stomach and wide hips, but her butt was just average. It was almost as wide as Mya’s and it was plump in its own respect, but stuck out maybe only 2 inches from her back. Her dark, dark brown skin and green eyes made her unique and accentuated her motherly, docile, calm-and-collected attitude. Her long braids of black hair trailed her arched back all the way down to her long, thick tail. Her gas carried the weakest stench…for the sisters, that is.

She was sitting in the middle of the cockpit, in the driver’s seat, trying to speed up while still avoiding random meteors and shrapnel from past wars.

Gggrrrrrbbbbbbblllee…

Joi’s stomach moaned audibly.

“Dammit! I have some gas too now…” she worried

Joi clutched her rumbling gut with one hand and kept the other on the steering wheel, whipping it left and right to dodge the occasional debris.

“Oh please….” Diamond retorted

Diamond was 22 years old. She had A cup breasts, a flat stomach, and some meaty thighs that led up to two nice, round, volleyball-sized ass cheeks. She stood at 5’3” with yellowish skin, long straight black hair that stopped just below her shoulders, and deep red eyes (which were almost always half-closed in 24/7 sarcasm) that complimented her permanent scowl. She was the meanest of the sisters and arguably had the most powerful gas, although Keycie CLEARLY trumps in smell. Her gas carried 3rd place in smell (for the 4 sisters). She was tough as adamantium steel.

Diamond was supposed to be sitting in the right seat of the cockpit, but was currently leaning on Joi’s chair at a 90 degree angle, facing the front window with her back arched and her nude butt pillows in the air. She shook her booty a bit, letting her cheeks slap back together several times.

“…you guys need to stop bitchin’ and let loose.”

Prrrrriiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaappptptptptptptppppppptptptp!!

For the hundredth time, Diamond ripped a hard, thundering fart that made her big butt jiggle lewdly as she expelled her nasty stink, refilling the cockpit with her meaty stench.

“Ugck!! DIAMOND!...” Joi yelled with disgust. She covered her nose with the hand that was on her gut.

Keycie just continued to pout and clench her butt cheeks, looking like her ass was making a meal out of her chair, to prevent a devastating fart.

“Heeheehee…” Diamond giggled and grinned “You know you like em Joi…”

Diamond walked up in front of Joi and mashed her fat, still steaming, butt up into Joi’s face making sure Joi’s nose was in her crack a little bit.

“MPPPHHH!!! MPH!!!!”

Joi struggled, but only slightly. Diamond was by far the strongest and would not be moved. Plus, Joi secretly had a thing for farts which only Mya knew about, since the two shared the fetish.

The ship began to sway this way and that like a car on an icy road. All the driver, Joi, could see was darkness.

“Mmmmmm…” Diamond rocked her nasty booty from side to side on Joi’s face, which still stunk a bit from the past hundred farts she expelled non-stop throughout the trip.
The ship continued to sway until it tilted enough for Diamond to slide to the right due to the false-gravity system. Joi’s nose popped out of Diamond’s booty and she quickly grabbed the wheel, returning the ship to its normal axis.

Diamond was thrown onto her seat from the sudden jerk and let out another hard fart, muffled by the leather seat.

Prrrrrrroooooppppptttptp!!

Diamond’s release caused Joi to let go as well. She needed relief.

Joi switched the ship to auto-pilot, since they were almost there, and leaned forward a bit in her seat. Grabbing her wide butt cheeks, she spread them and grunted.

Pppppppzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzplpt!!!

A long zipper of a fart came buzzing out of her anus, introducing her cabbage-y scent to the cockpit.

“Ahhhhhhh~” Joi breathed in relief and rubbed her butt in her now warm seat before grabbing the controls once again.

But the Diamond-Joi chain reaction was about to have a third member.

“Oooooh~ I can’t resist…” Keycie groaned

Both Diamond and Joi stopped their current actions and went cartoony wide-eyed. They had enough time to maybe take one breath before…

MMMBBBBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPTTTTWUBWUBWUBWUB-
PPPPPPOPOPOPOPOPOPLLLLLRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP-!!!!!!!!!!

Keycie unleashed an atom bomb of horrible, wet gas straight into her seat. The gas blasted out from under her and flooded the entire cockpit with a thick fog of green gas with zero visibility. The bubbly barrage lasted a whole minute and destroyed the other two’s senses as Keycie had to cut the fart short so as to not kill everyone (due to no ventilation on the ship).

The cruiser’s navigation system crashed and the ship went flying down towards the planet!

Both Diamond and Joi were reduced to coughing wrecks as Keycie remained in her same original position with a wide smile of relief. All the flashing lights and loud warning beeps and horns couldn’t wipe the smile off her face!

The ship continued to hurdle toward Kirigakure as Joi had stopped coughing just enough to almost reach the emergency landing button. The fart haze was still strong and fresh and Diamond was furiously fanning everything around her while Keycie was humming something and swishing her huge, bio-hazard of a butt on her chair.

“Almost……….almost…” Joi had one hand covering her nose and mouth, and the other hand almost at the button....

 

Night 1 (Part 2)

It was a quiet night on the continent of Kirigakure. Well, it was quiet for all of 2 seconds before a giant disc came roaring through the atmosphere. Two lovers observed it from a park bench.

“Look hun! It’s a shooting star!” said the man

“Oooh! Make a wish baby” the woman replied

“Hmmm… I wish for………th-”

His sentence was cut short as he saw what appeared to be…

“…three girls?” he thought aloud

“ ‘Three girls’? THREE GIRLS?!?” the woman yelled

She smacked him with a vicious backhand and walked away in a huff.

“W-was it something I said?....”

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Meanwhile, the huge cruiser rapidly approached ground level, threatening to burst into flames.

I was still watching re-runs of Full House followed by some Erckel when I heard the loud sounds of what could best be described as a shuttle taking off. Only, I didn’t live anywhere near a launching pad, which could only mean one thing.

I got up from the couch and faced my front door, quickly throwing 6 hand signs.

“Release!”

I removed the genjutsu which prevented others from entering the house.

I opened the front door just in time to see a ship no more than 500 feet away from crashing right in front of me. I braced for impact, but just at the last second, the ship instantly turned upright, sprouted landing gear, and gently landed on the field of grass that surrounded my house.

The hatch to the cockpit opened and out tumbled two skunkettes who were coughing up their lungs, followed by what appeared to be a thick green fog.

“Oh god! *cough* AIR!!!!” The tall one inhaled like her life depended on it as she stood up.

Another skunkette emerged with a satisfied look on her cute face and…OH MY DAMN! Look at dat butt…. uhh anyway, from Mya’s description this was definitely them: Joi, Diamond, and Keycie.

“Dammit Key-Key! *cough*” Diamond gritted her teeth as she fanned away the stalking fog “Once was bad enough! But TWICE?!”

Keycie giggled and blushed visibly “Sowwyyyyy~ I couldn’t hold it.”

Wait. Did she just say…? Was it her that…? That whole cockpit…?!

Once again my nerves got to me as I held out my hand and pressed on air before realizing that I was NOT holding a remote in my hands. I face-palmed myself.

“Well that’s certainly one way to make an entrance…” I talked into my hand as I shook my head

“Oh!” They all seemed to notice me at once

“Hi Bushido!!!” The three shouted and waved in unison.

They all stood up and introduced themselves quite pleasantly and I invited them into my house.

My home was built by ninjas from the Kunisia region with wood style techniques. It was a medium-sized 2-story house made of thick wood with a brick chimney. It had 2 bedrooms, a bathroom, and a study upstairs with a large kitchen, living room, and a bathroom downstairs. The décor was pretty cozy and modern.

“Well, make yourselves at home”

The three beautiful skunkettes walked around the first floor admiring the furniture, the walls, and the views of the moonlit river from the porch.

“You have a truly pleasant abode Bushido!” Joi complimented

“Yea this is so cooo-ullll!” Keycie gazed outside and admired the stars “We don’t have stars at home”

“Thanks yall! It aint much but it-”

“Your fridge is HUGE!” Diamond was referring to my stainless steel, the-size-of-4-regular-fridges fridge.

It was as tall as the ceiling which was about 8 feet and as wide as about 4 regular fridges. It literally took up half of the kitchen.

I froze as she made that comment and immediately I recalled Mya’s last message for me…mostly the “consequences could be dire” part. I rushed over to the kitchen to find Diamond’s big, yellow butt sticking out of the fridge with both mega-sized doors open and her tail swishing from side to side.

“OH! MY! GOD!” she exclaimed “Is this Mya’s-”

Oh shit! I quickly reached in and grabbed the long glass dish out of her hands before I made a mad dash to the Master bedroom upstairs and shoved the container in one of my bedside drawers.

“Phew…” I panted “They can NOT find this.” Not yet…

I returned downstairs to find THREE lovely butts, waving their black and white tails, sticking out of my fridge. Loud munching and smacking sounds could be heard as the girls devoured half of my supply.

“Aww fuck.” I sighed

“Oop! Sorry Bushido…” Keycie poked her cute face out the fridge, her cheeks full of food.

“We got kind of hungry…” Diamond shut one door and lifted her left leg, her butt facing my way.

PRRRRRRROVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVPPPPPPPPPPPPTTPTPTPTPIIIT!!

Her meaty butt cheeks spurted out a long, hard fart that I could literally feel waft past me. I covered my nose as I caught a whiff of a mix between rotten beans and skunk farts.

“Sorry hun…” Joi closed the other door and bent forward slightly on the fridge.

Ppppppppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzpppppoot!

Her wide booty parted a bit and her anus pooched out to blast an airy fart that reeked of boiled cabbage.

“Ughh!….” Keycie groaned and clutched her flat stomach as she wiped scraps from her mouth “I gotta fart too…”

“NO!!!!!!!!!!!” Diamond, Joi, and myself simultaneously shouted and then looked at each other.

“No! I’m tired of holding it! I’ve been holding them in all day!!” Keycie seemed a bit out of character as her face turned red and she turned around, aiming her humongous butt cheeks at the rest of us.

The three of us made a mad dash for the couch leaving Keycie in the kitchen. She bent over all the way and put her hands on her ankles, grunting a bit.

MMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPTOOOOOOOPPPTPRRLLLIPPPT!!!!!

The kitchen was instantly filled with at least POUNDS of horrible smell as her BBW ass meat pumped disgusting, wet fart air continuously for 15 seconds. The smell was practically visible and it took no time to waft over to the three of us.

*cough* *cough* “OH GAWDD!...” I choked on the fumes for a few seconds, desperately fanning the air.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh…..much better!” Keycie’s perky tone reappeared as she happily wiggled her huge butt from the pleasant relief, which was still fuming with nasty gas.

“Jeez, put a warning sign on that thing…” Diamond slowly got up, scowling a bit more than usual as she too tried to fan the air while covering her nose.

*giggle* “I feel SoOooO much better~ but I still have more!”

Hol up! Hol up! Hol up! Talk to me! Talk to me!.... Did she just say she has more?

“Good lord Key-Key! You really have to take it easy” Joi stood up as well and covered her nose even though she discretely took several deep sniffs that I noticed.

“Ooooh! Ooooh! I know! Let’s play Guess Who!” Keycie jumped for joy as she suggested some game?

“I’m in!” Diamond grinned and turned to me licking her lips “I have plenty more gas…”

“Uhhh… Hehe…see I have to umm… go do that thing with the uhh…”

As I turned to Joi to see her reaction to all this, my mind turned to mush.

“….th-thing………withhhh………..uhhh…………..”

I couldn’t move. I could barely process a thought. All I could do was look at her green irises which seemed to be rotating hypnotically.

“Close your eyes…” Joi softly told me.

I could literally feel myself disobeying my command to keep my eyes open and I could do nothing but follow Joi’s command.

“Okay…he’s under.” Joi told the girls as she blinked and finally looked away from me.

Diamond very easily picked me up and rested my body against the couch with my head on the middle seat of the couch facing the ceiling and my back against the front with my legs laid out in front of me.

For a good few moments I heard nothing but giggles and whispers that I couldn’t make out.

I could see nothing but darkness as I contemplated how the actual fuck this shit was happening to me until my mind went blank as my face was squashed by a huge butt. I could literally feel the ass eating my face, successfully swallowing my head in her butt crack.

“Mmmmm…”

The huge butt swished from side to side on my face for a few minutes, trying to get comfortable. It reeked of what could only be described as hell. I coughed into her butt, trying for the life of me to get used to it, but the stench was just WAY too much for me. She hadn’t even farted yet.

Evidently, I thought too soon as I heard an ominous rumble before…

MMBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPTTT!!! POORRIPPPTRGLRRBLE! PPPPRRRUPUPOPIPRLAPPT!!!

Three huge, bubbly farts sprayed my face with a nasty, rotten smell that overflowed from the gas chamber that was this girl’s ass crack! I could NOT breathe. It was like some gas from another dimension that my feeble human nose could not grasp. I began to panic, and just before I faded, the huge butt got up off my face. At last, somewhat-fresh air greeted my nose and I inhaled like mad. Unfortunately even the outside air was tainted with the same stench, but it was much lighter.

*giggle* “I think he likes it”

“Well…guess who?”

Guess who? I don’t even understand how something like that was possible. Every time I try to comprehend how something so foul could even exist, much less be expelled from one of the three beauties, my brain hurts something fierce.

I finally managed garbled words, still under a trance “K-k-key….fshthie…”

“Huh?”

“I think he said Keycie”

“Does that count?”

“Aww he’s so cute…let’s let it count!”

Suddenly I felt the same humongous butt cheeks sit on and enclose my face. They still reeked of unholiness from another realm and once again I began coughing, worrying that I would never smell right again.

“Yayy! You got it right!” I could hear Keycie cheer

She happily rubbed her smooth BBW ass all over my face, her butt hole occasionally rubbing against my nose. I could almost taste her recent farts as her ass sweat rested on my lips.

“Here’s your prize!!” then she grunted.

BBBBBBLLLLLOOOOOOPPPPPPRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPWOPWOPWPWOPWOPIPIPIPIPPTPTPlopt!!!!!!!

For 20 seconds, my entire face was blasted with a wet, slimy, bubbly fart that sprayed droplets of ass slime and tiny bits of crap all over my nose and mouth. This time I COULD literally taste and smell her shit-stained fart as it made its imprint on all of my senses. Talk about overload. The horrible fart ended with a spiteful pop that seemed to mock me even further as a tiny piece of her shit flew out at the end and landed right on my nose.

“ME NEXT!!!”

The HUGE ass was quickly replaced by another. This one was plush and yet firm, and it buried my face again, but it didn’t eat my head like the previous. It smelled horrid already and I just wished that this would all be over already, to be honest.

“This is pretty nice”

The firm butt clenched around my face for a bit, seeming to tease me.

“Mmmmmm~…you like that? Hahahahaha”

She continued clenching and unclenching her butt cheeks on my face for several seconds before…

GRRRRBBBLLLEEEE! Her stomach roared loudly

“Urrrgh… Hope you like em smelly! Ahahaha!”

She clenched her juicy ass meat around my face again and out came a furious:

BBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRR
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPTTTTPTPTPTPTOOOOOOOOPPT!!!!!!!!

The deafening detonation almost blew the girl’s big butt off my face (which I hoped would happen) except she was clenching her ass meat firmly around my face. However, halfway through the fart she slid off my face from the huge force of it and her ass quickly clenched onto my nose, seeming to hang on for dear life. That’s when it got bad. The gas was now pretty much being force-fed directly into my nose with this girl’s anus pretty much right on my nasal cavity and her butt cheeks tightly sealed around my nose! It was like spraying my nose with an inhaler filled with the odors from a trash dump filled to the brim with 100-year old rotten beans. When the eruption finally ended, the girl sat back on my face, HARD.

“Ahhh… Nice and big for ya!” she shouted as she rubbed her stench into my face for a good few minutes.

She got up finally and asked me who it was, but damn if I could even perform cellular respiration at the moment. So, she sat back down.

BOOOPT! PROOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPTPTPT! POOT! PPLLLIIIIIIPPPPTT! FRRRRROOOPPP! Pop!

She began releasing a barrage of thunderous, loud farts that blasted a generous amount of slick crap on my face. She sat down hard and rubbed her crappy, meaty butt on my face, smearing in her farts and shit further.

PPOOOPPPptpt! PPPLLLLLLLOPPP-

“Come onnnnnn!!”

The shitty barrage was halted as I heard Joi’s voice. Apparently she felt it was her turn as Diamond’s sticky ass pulled and popped out my head, only to be replaced with a wide, petite booty that only covered the top of my face in depth.

“Sorry Bushido but I have to go!”

I felt her anus pucker against my upper lip.

Pppppppppppppzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzpppt! Ppppprrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppt!

“Uh! Urgh!...”

PLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHRRRRRRROOOPPPPT!!!

Her first two cabbagey farts buzzed hard on my mouth and the stink wafted up right into my nose. Then she grunted hard and out came a wet ripper that splattered my face with runny brown muck for 8 seconds.

“Ahhh….Damn!” Joi mashed her messy, wide rump on my nose.

“I’m so sorry Bushido…I hope you like it at least…I just have to go so bad!”

PLLLLLLAAAASSSHHHT! Rrrroooooopwop! Prrrrrriiiiiiiffffpppraaalllt!

She bubbled up the crap on my face with three more wet ripping farts that added even more stank to my face.

For the next hour my face became their toilet and I began to realize why the trio was banned from the Plexus galaxy and the Seadrus system. They CLEARLY no longer cared whether or not I knew who was farting on me, they just squirted away at me with their fat butts. I blacked out after 30 minutes.

I awoke to a huge explosion coming from the bathroom by the kitchen.

“Ugh! Where am I?...what the…” I startled awake and got a headache from the sudden motion.

I gripped my head and rubbed my temples…wait. I felt no mess. I quickly patted my whole head and I felt nothing! I looked around me to see two towels, that used to be green, resting beside me on the floor of the living room. They were covered in crap and even had streak marks on some parts. Evidently the girls decided to clean themselves while they were at it.

I took notice that the explosion that woke me came from the bathroom to my right which looked like a bomb went off. The door was on the other side of the room, broken off from its hinges, and I couldn’t even see inside due to the thick green fog of gas that was billowing out of the bathroom.

“Whoooooooooo-wee!!” Keycie stepped out of the fog, fanning her huge bubbly butt.

“Sorry Bushido~” she walked over to me and kissed me on my cheek.

“What *cough* the hell *cough* Keycie?” I stood up slowly and covered my nose quickly.

*giggle* “I had to take a wittle poop~”

Keycie turned around and bent over, clapping her humongous ass cheeks at me and unknowingly shaking some specks of leftover crap off of her butt crack and onto my white taekwondo pants. After looking at her big dirty bum, I dare not even look at the toilet, which I couldn’t see regardless thanks to the fog.

I backed away and she giggled, standing back up and skipping upstairs with her wobbly butt.

*sigh* “Perfect…” I shook my head and looked at my white-with-brown-speckles pants “I still have a training session tomorrow”

I proceeded upstairs through the fog of skunk gas still flowing from the destroyed bathroom. I did NOT bother to check on the girls in their room. I was way too tired. I simply walked past and into the Master bedroom. I took off my messed up pants and my wife-beater and plopped into the bed.

“I just hope tomorrow is gonna be better than today…”

 

Day 2 (part 1)

*Yawwwwwn* Keycie rubbed her eyes as she sat up in bed.

“Morning everybody…” she yawned out. No one responded.

She looked beside her and both her sisters were still in dreamland with their tails wrapped around their shapely figures in comfort.

Keycie sighed. She groggily got out the bed and walked over to Bushido’s room. She opened the door without knocking and sauntered over to the right side of the King size bed where Bushido’s face was directed.

*yawn* “Hey Bushido…” she smiled. Again there was no response.

Bushido was out like a lightbulb and even with Keycie prodding and nudging him, he wouldn’t budge. After a few seconds, Keycie gave up in a cute huff. She sat down by the bed and pouted.

“Rrrrgh… No one’s awake…” Keycie said in disappointment

She sat in silence for a few moments before an idea popped in her head.

“Hmmm…I know! I can play Alarm Clock!!” *giggle*

Keycie jumped to her feet and began bouncing around.

“Get…ready…for…FARRRRRTSSS~!!” She sang in a pretty voice

Bushido was already on the right edge of the bed and facing the ceiling from his sleep-shifting, so Keycie just turned around and plopped her planet-sized bum right on top of Bushido’s face, with her feet still on the floor.

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssspop….

An uncharacteristic silent, hot fart oozed out Keycie’s juicy anus and was sprayed directly on Bushido’s face for at least 12 seconds. The superheated fart spread out into the whole entire room from under Keycie’s huge butt cheeks and it smelled as horrible as ever!

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I awoke from my dream, of being served diced pineapples with coconut Ciroc on a yacht with Rihanna and Iggy Azalea, into total darkness. I felt a massive, familiar plush object squishing my face and immediately I tried to push it off. I strained and heaved but alas, I was no match for that much booty. Then it hit me, like a bag of fuckin’ bricks. It was a noxious stench that defied the laws of science: they should just call that a Keycie Fart or something. That thang smelled like pure skunk bomb.

“MMMPH!! MPH!!!!” I yelled, muffled by flesh

“Uh-uhhhhh~” Keycie teased

She rubbed her phat butt on me for a bit.

“Too late! I wanna finish playing Alarm Clock~” *giggle*

Aww fuck me. FUCK ME.

Keycie bent forward a bit so her too-fat cheeks had room to jiggle with the next farts.

BBBBLLLLLLLRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBPPPTT! PPPPPPRRRRRRRAPPPPP-BBRRRBRBRBROPTPPPPTPT!
MMMBLLAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPTOOT! MMPPPLLLLRRRROOOOPPOPOPOPPPPPPPOPOPTPT!

A thick, bubbly barrage of gas came flapping out from between her mammoth-sized pale buns and festered on my poor face. It blurted out right across my nose, rattling my whole bed with each bubble blast. The stench filled the entire bedroom with a potent, raunchy haze that’s extremely hard to describe. It’s just…nasty.

“Mmmmhmmm…” *giggle*

Keycie, clearly enjoying her game, began wiggling her booty meat on my face. She savored her nice, warm seat for a few minutes before finally getting up and turning around to give me a smooch on the cheek.

“Morning Bushido!” she smiled and blushed

Keycie turned and skipped out my room door, giving me another delicious look at her massive, round butt cheeks, but also leaving me in my room with her disgusting fart smell kicking the ass of every oxygen molecule in here. The temperature rose at least 15 degrees in this room. My face was covered in my sweat and Keycie’s butt sweat; not to mention the visible stink lines that emanated from my face.

After a much needed hot shower I could still smell Keycie’s morning present on my face, but I decided I was clean enough and dressed myself in my ninja gear. I put on a black tee, some black baggy sweatpants, and my green vest with my clan’s crest on the back, and some black sandals.

As I was exiting my room I heard a deafening explosion like a bomb going off, followed by the sound of wood shattering.

KA-DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! *CRASH*

I put my hand over my eyes and nervously turned my head around the corner…

“Please not again, please not again…”

I moved my hand down to witness another wooden bathroom door shattered in the hallway. Fuck.

A thick wall of dark green gas creeped out of the bathroom door and infected the hallway with the smell of death. I covered my mouth to prevent hurling. Keycie stepped out of the dense fog and stretched before noticing me.

“Oh! Hi Bushidoooo~!! *giggle* Had to take a poopie!” She and her butt walked past me and downstairs to the living room.

Now BOTH of my bathrooms were out of commission. What the HELL?! How am I supposed to bathe??

After a (thankfully uneventful) hot breakfast, I had to leave for my morning training session with my students.

“Awww… do you have to go?” Keycie pleaded

“Yea…I mean I have obligations. You girls should be fine! Just try not to blow up the h-…”

I stopped and pictured an atomic bomb going off with pieces of my house’s remains scattered across the entire city.

“Uhh… well how about you all join me? Shouldn’t be too much trouble” I reconsidered

“YAYYYYYYYY~!!!!” Keycie jumped for joy

“Sounds cool” Diamond responded nonchalantly

“I’d be delighted” Joi chimed in

The three stood in front of me in a line, ready to go. But umm…

“…yall know I can’t take you out there naked right?” I scratched my head.

The last thing I want to do is traumatize a group of kids. If only I knew…

 

Day 2 (part 2)

“Well, here it is” I motioned to the expansive oriental building that was my dojo.

It was a huge steel building with a triangle roof, covered in red Kanji and Katakana print. It exuded and impressive and menacing aura, just the way I liked it. Behind the building was about two acres closed off with 20-foot-high fences that made up the training field.

“Wowwwww!...” Keycie took it all in.

She was wearing Mya’s white tube top which hugged her expansive chest very tightly and Mya’s black leggings, which on Keycie appeared WAY too small. The material was stretched so tightly over her BBW booty that the leggings were pretty much see-through. Her fluffy tail stood straight up from above her leggings.

Essentially though, all three were wearing something out of Mya’s closet and I was glad because Mya refuses to wear ANY of the clothes that I bought for her.

“Cool.” Diamond examined the intricate designs

Diamond was wearing a black halter top and a pair of black denim jeggings that clung to every curve of her juicy rump. Her long tail waved cutely, though her face maintained her scowl.

Joi donned a black and white, pin-striped mini dress that accentuated every curve of her coke bottle figure. The tight dress revealed a generous amount of her cleavage as well as showcasing her wide butt for the world. A hole was conveniently made (by Joi herself…) that allowed her tail to stand up proudly.

“Damn right! Hahaha” I laughed heartily as I opened the doors

Inside was beautiful. The entire perimeter of the inside was wooden flooring that formed a ring of steps that led down to the center: a 500-square foot arena of dry, sandy ground with markings similar to a Pokémon arena. 8 disciplined students lined the center facing the entrance. They were from age 14 to 17. Immediately they rose to their feet as they took notice of me.

“YO!” I greeted them casually

“Good morning Bushido-sensei” they replied simultaneously as they bowed

I stepped in further and let the three skunkettes take a seat on the edge of the wooden steps.

“These three ladies will be helping me with evaluations today for Yosui and Shinsui’s sparring match”

The kids looked at each other nervously before one raised his hand.

“Yes! Kasumoto!”

“Umm… d-do they know anything about martial arts?” The well-built boy inquired

“WHAT?!?!!!!” Diamond’s eyes turned to fire as she gritted her teeth and scowled furiously, getting up to reprimand the scared boy.

“DID THAT LITTLE BRAT JUST-?!”

“Jeez lady, take it easy…I-I just…”

“Temper…temper…” Joi turned Diamond to face her and looked into her red eyes

“Calm down now…okay?” Joi said ever-so-softly

As Diamond looked into Joi’s deep green eyes, she immediately calmed down.

“Sorry..sorry….” She took her seat again

“Umm… well I guess you can demonstrate for the non-believers, Diamond…” I suggested

“Heh, these little boys can’t handle me. Unless you wanna spar, Bushido?” she kind of blushed as she said my name, her yellow skin turning bright pink. She turned her head in embarrassment.

Shit. “I-I guess…”

I stood at one end of the sandy arena and Diamond walked over to the opposite end.

“YEA MASTER!”

“You can do it!”

“GO BUSHIDOOOOO!” Keycie added

“Heyyy!” Diamond frowned at Keycie for choosing my side

I stretched a few muscles as I prepared to spar…with a skunkette. I would have to be cautious as fuck.

“So…did you really have any former training?”

She did the same.

“Ha! Of course! Five years in the Skunkette Brigade and two years in my Thief’s Guild”

“Damn! Impressive!”

We both took our stances as Keycie became the supposed “announcer”

“READYYYYYYYYYY…….FIGHT!!!” *giggle* Keycie cheered

“I just hope Diamond doesn’t take it too seriously…” Joi worried

I began by performing 16 hand signs at extreme speed.

“Earth Art: Armor”

I slammed my palms into the sandy ground and the whole foundation shook. Pebbles from everywhere in the sand started vibrating and coming towards me. The pebbles came to me and went up my hands and arms before covering my body and morphing into a second layer of skin for me. There was no difference noticeable in my appearance.

Diamond just watched me with her patented scowl. She smirked as she turned around and bent over, sticking out her bulbous rear at me with her tail standing straight up as warning. (On a side note, her butt looked delicious in those jeggings as it appeared to be fighting to escape the prison of pants…. But now wasn’t the time.)

My eyes went wide with fear, and a little awe. I quickly went over my options for defense before performing 3 hand signs and clapping my hands together.

“Earth Art: 1st Line!”

A wide wall of stone 12 feet high arose from the ground three feet in front of me just in time, because Diamond had launched her attack.

BBBBLLLLLRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFRRRRRROOOPPP…

A huge, powerful fart detonated from between Diamond’s jegging-clad butt cheeks and smashed right into the wall! The students witnessed in horror as this beautiful skunk girl ripped ass right in front of them.

PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOPPP…

The force of the hurricane fart made it crash into the stone wall with astonishing force. It was like a fire hose being sprayed on a door! The onslaught of gas started making cracks in my wall as it continued to be squeezed out Diamond’s fat booty at high pressure.

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPROPROPOPOPPPPOPPPOPOPPRRAAAP…

I had to concentrate hard and pour my chakra into the jutsu to combat the fart and not let the wall collapse. I held my clapped hands tightly and strained, my veins popping out of my neck. However, it was getting harder and harder to concentrate with the stench growing by the second!

The kids started breaking out in hysteric coughing and choking from the beany fumes.

PPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHPPPPPPPPPPRIIPppppPPpPpPPppPppppPpPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fart finally ended after the 30-second mark, leaving my wall filled with cracks and crevices.

Diamond’s big butt crack was visibly steaming as she remained bent over, wiggling her cheeks in delight. Her jeggings were busted open by the power of her fart and there was a hole the size of my fist where her anus was.

The dojo air was overtaken by the scent of rotten beans and manure. It smelled like a barn to put it simply. The students ran to the door to open it and let the outside air in, with their hands over their noses and mouths. For me however, it was no worse than Mya’s scent and I could easily handle the smell. The power of it was another matter.

“Hahahaha! That felt good” She laughed continuing to shake her booty

Joi fanned at the air casually.

“HEY! That’s no fair! Farting isn’t a martial art!” Keycie whined (mostly just wanting me to win)

“You know it is, Key-Key! We all did Onara-Jin when we were younger…” Diamond retorted

I took a breath of relief that that fart didn’t kill me like I thought it would and, just as I did, Diamond came crashing through the wall like the fuckin’ Juggernaut!

THOOM!

“H-How?!”

She shattered my defensive stone wall with her body? She must have steel for bones!
She came at me with several brown belt class punches, kicks, and sweeps that caught me off guard a bit. I kept up with her, dodging and blocking her attacks…and then…

DOOM!

A straight right punch came crashing into my stomach. Everyone gasped at the sound…except me. It didn’t hurt at all. Diamond gave me a confused-scowl look as to why I was still standing. I simply looked at her and tapped my chest.

*tap* *tap* “Armor…”

She grinned at me.

“Leg sweep…” she replied

With one fell swoop, I was on my back. Dammit! I made a move to get up, but before I could two phat orbs of (partially) jegging-covered flesh sat down hard on my face. Diamond took her seat on me facing my legs and my nose was unlucky enough to be shoved up her butt crack, right where the hole in her jeans was. I could smell the rotten bean stench leaking from her juicy anus as she shuffled around to get comfy.

“Hahahahahahahaha!” she cackled “Smell it good! I bet you like that smell!”

She adjusted herself on my face again, then she leaned down and whispered to me under her ass.

“I-I hope you like what I have for you…” she said softly while blushing

“MMMPH!!!!!”

Oh HELL no. Not again. I gotta get out of this! I formulated quick thoughts of a wide range of jutsu before I got an idea.

GGGGRRRRRRBBBBBLLLEEE! Diamond’s stomach rumbled.

“Here comes my victory gas!” she laughed

I formed 5 hand signs as fast as my hands would go and held the last sign.

POOF!

I disappeared in a small cloud of smoke.

“Waaaah!” Diamond fell to the sandy ground with a thud, right on her fat butt, letting go of two farts that were apparently made especially for me.

PPPPRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPvvvvvvvvpppppfffiiipt! POOOORRRRRPPpppPpPPPppPPplllloooopptt!

The dust blew around the epicenter of her small explosions as she released more of her stink into my dojo.

She got up and dusted off her sandy bum, looking around the dojo for me.

“Wh-…Where did…?”

My hand rose from ground of the arena just behind Diamond’s right leg, something like a zombie coming out of the grave. I grabbed her leg and thought:

“Earth Art: Decapitation”

I forcefully pulled her down into the earth with me.

“Eeeeeeeeeeck!!!” she screeched

The ground crumbled and then settled as Diamond was completely buried up to her neck underground. I poofed back up to the surface and took a seat beside her enraged face.

A round of applause started as the students returned from the doorway and sat in a line in front of Diamond and I.

“YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!! BUSHIDOOOOOO!!!! WHOO!” Keycie yelled

“Remember kids, to use earth jutsu you have to be strong and stalwart! Like the mountain!” I reminded them

“*huff* Can you let me out now?” Diamond scowled as she blew a strand of her hair to the side

“Sure thing!” I slammed my palm on the ground right beside her head and, with a poof, she returned to ground level on her feet.

I got up and gave her a kiss on the cheek “Thanks for the match!”

Diamond was reduced to a giggling, blushing mess as she scurried away to her sisters on the side. I took the time to admire her jiggling derriere (with the big hole at her anus area revealing her yellow butt flesh) and imagine that it had not just tried to kill me with farts.

“Sorry guys, but I have to cancel the sparring match… I kinda need to fumigate this place…”

 

Day 2 (part 3)

After leaving the dojo with the bio-hazard department and stopping to get a bite to eat, the girls and I were on our way home when we passed by a nice, quiet park.

“Oooh! Oooooh! Can we go to the park Bushido?” Keycie asked me with puppy-dog eyes

Dammit! I just wanna go home. WHY does she have to be so damn cute?!

*sigh* “Okay, okay…”

“YAYYYYYY!!!” Keycie ran out into the open field of grass, her huge butt jiggling with each step and straining against the taut material of the leggings.

“Ooh! Let’s play Freeze Tag!” she exclaimed

Oh thank God. I thought she was gonna suggest another farting game for a second there. But freeze tag? That’s something safe.

“Okay” I responded

“Cool.” Said Diamond nonchalantly

*giggle* “Why not?” Joi agreed as well

“Okayyyyy~! Diamond, you’reeee it!” Keycie giggled

Diamond slowly walked over to the tree and closed her eyes with her hands over them, resting her forehead on the bark of the tall oak tree.

“Okay…One…Two…Three…”

The three of us made a mad dash in opposite directions. Joi ran east to the jungle gym in the sand area while I ran west to the forest-like area filled with tall trees. I looked behind me to see where Keycie was going, but she was nowhere in sight. I turned back around only to see her running right beside me!

Startled, I almost fell as I tried to stop.

“K-Keycie?!” I stammered

“Heeheehee! Where are we going?”

“We?!...I’M going to the trees. You gotta find your own hiding spot, Keycie…”

*sniff* “B-but…I-I wanna follow youuuuuu…”

She gave me the saddest puppy dog face of LIFE. I would do anything for her at that point…

“Fuck!” I cursed under my breath “Okay…okay…”

Keycie returned to her normal giggly self and followed me as we hid behind a high maple tree in the forest area, with our backs against the tree.

“So umm…how long does she count for?”

“Hmmm…I don’t know”

“You… don’t know?” I whispered to myself

This girl was definitely a true blonde. I shook my head.

“Well, I’m gonna go check to see if the coast is clear”

I slowly walked out from behind the tree and looked around. The coast looked clear. I could see that Diamond was no longer at home base either. She probably went after Joi since she was the biggest target. I took a few more steps now, almost at the forest edge when a voice startled me.

“Hey there.”

I turned around to see Diamond grinning at me. Before I could react, she stretched out her hand and touched my shoulder.

“Freeze.” She said matter-of-factly

I froze in place in a cartoony pose with my eyes wide open, looking like I just finished shouting “ZOINKS!!”

I remained in place as Diamond kissed me on my cheek and visibly blushed. She turned her head away quickly.

“U-um…I still um…saved some farts for you…I-If you want it Bushido…” she looked away as she spoke softly

I didn’t speak (at the risk of upsetting Keycie by not playing along…wherever she was). But dammit man. Not now. I just want to go home and finish this day on a good note.

Diamond turned to me, still scowling and blushing hard at the same time, and bit her lip. She leaned in and kissed me on my lips for a few seconds before pulling away, leaving me with my same ZOINKS expression, only now my eyes were comically cracked and my pupils were microscopic.

“I-I hope you like it…” Diamond looked at me with her deep red eyes, blushing as hard as ever with her permanent scowl.

She turned around slowly and mashed her juicy Asian fattie into my groin, wrapping her hands around my sides. She gasped upon doing so and rubbed her fat jegging booty meat on me, pulling me in at my waist to really feel every move. I couldn’t help but get a bit excited as I looked down and watched the hole in her black-denim dance around on my groin. Plus, her ass was absolutely delicious as it mashed up against the tower in my pants.

“Oooooh~” she clearly felt me as she pressed on it harder with her soft rump and licked her lips.

Her butt cheeks seemed to be trying to escape through the big hole as they were kind of spilling out of her jeggings. She seductively wiggled her meaty butt pillows lewdly on my member as her tail brushed over my face softly…

Ppppprrrrrrrraaaaavvvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiibbbbbbbbbbbbbbttttttttptppppppptptptp!

Ppppppppppprrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeevvvbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllppppppttt!

Bbbbbbllllllrrrrrriiiiifffft!

Ppppppppoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrtttt! Pppppffffffffffffffpfpfpfpfptptptptptptpt!

Diamond’s butt cheeks vibrated my lap with several low-pitched, juicy, thundering farts.

They felt extremely moist as they heated my groin and I was VERY glad that I wore black today. The familiar smell of burning rubber covered in rotten beans entered my nose as her nasty emissions wafted up to my face. The powerful vibrations of Diamond’s hard farts elicited a soft moan from me as I tried to hold myself back. I closed my eyes and desperately tried to wish this whole situation away.

Ppppppppppppppllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp!

One more hard fart came crashing right onto my “self” and teased my nose hairs with its raunchy flavor.

“Mmmmm~ …” Diamond sighed

She caressed my face with her fluffy tail as she started to flex her bubble butt on my… “self” for the next few minutes. She squeezed on my boner magnificently as she flexed and rubbed with her firm yet soft booty. I must admit, I started getting a bit worked up. I mean, where the hell did she learn to be this…freaky?! But then, she slowly turned around, panting, and looked at the ground, scowling and blushing as hard as you possibly can.

“D-did you u-umm… Did you like that…?”

“I uhhh….”

“DIAAAMOOOND!!!! I’m SAAAAAFFFEEEE!!!~” Keycie sang-shouted from over at the oak tree
Thank. God.

“Aww crap.” Diamond returned to her normal tone and ran towards home base.

Unfortunately, I was still frozen in the forest and quite frankly I was still mulling over what the fuck just happened to me. Technically Mya wouldn’t be upset or anything. She’d probably just think it was cute or even jump in and make it a group event. But, it felt…weird to me. Guess it’s because I’m a human.

Several uneventful minutes passed as I stretched, cheating the game a bit, before reassuming my pose. After a while, I heard footsteps running to me and I hoped it was someone coming to un-freeze me. Keycie ran up to me smiling as wide as ever.

*giggle* “You got frozen Bushido! Here, I’ll unfreeze you!”

What she did next caught me off guard. Keycie grabbed the back of my head and turned around, shoving my face into her deep valley of butt crack. Despite her leggings, it still lightly smelled of dried feces. I placed my hands on each of her super-sized butt cheeks and pushed, struggling to escape, but she held fast to my head.

“Ugh!...Bushidooo…let me, ugh…let me unfreeze you…ergh…” Keycie kept my face in her butt, even succeeding in shoving me deeper inside her big, wobbly ass.

PPPRRRRUUUUUUUUUUP-WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBBLLLAAAAAAARPPPPPFFLLLIIIPPPPT!!!

Keycie’s huge booty flapped hard, spraying me all over my face with a big, bubbly blast of disgustingness! The 8-second fart blew rancid fumes of sulphur and stale garbage meat up my nose for its entire duration. Keycie rubbed my face up and down her crack to “make sure” I was “unfrozen”, giggling the whole time. I popped out of her steamy butt after a few minutes of her indulgence.

*gasp* “Oh gawd…*cough* *cough*…AIR!!!” I heaved and breathed in deeply, regaining my composure

I now realized that there was NO game of Keycie’s that did NOT involve farting. Apparently Keycie’s current game involved a lot of it as she shared with me how she remembered where I was.

“I followed the trail I left, silly~”

I looked behind me and noticed a line of bare, wintery trees with no leaves. They were dried up completely, to the root even, and were all resonating with thick, green stink lines! Trees as large as 100 feet tall, and wide as hell, were barren and withering, with stink lines up to high heaven. I’ve never seen a fart cause destruction on this scale! I am a hundred percent sure that there were no bare trees in this forest initially. It was SPRING for God’s sake!

“Th-th-that’s THE most powerful smell I’ve ever witnessed… I-I’ve never seen root damage like this…”

*giggle* “That’s my ability for ya~ I can Contaminate anything!” she said as if it meant nothing

“Umm… will those trees ever stop stinking?? I mean, can you even remo-…”

“Gotcha.” Diamond announced as she touched both Keycie and I on the shoulder.

“You probably shouldn’t have used Contaminate Key-Key…” she added

“Rrrgh…” Keycie pouted as she remained still.

“Now for Joi…” Diamond strutted off with her jiggly rear in tow.

It didn’t take long for Joi to find us (thanks to the trail of dead, stinking plant life). She strolled up to us in her tight mini dress and waved.

“Hey guys! I guess Diamond found you already huh?” *giggle*

Joi walked over to Keycie first and turned around, bending over in Keycie’s face. She didn’t need to bring Keycie’s head down since at almost 8 feet tall everyone was around Joi’s butt height. Joi sat her wide rump on Keycie’s face and let it rip.

Ppppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffiiiipfpifpifpipfpipfippitpppiptptpt!
Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiipppppppppopopoptopttptpeeeett!

A pair of lengthy farts came bursting out of her delicious butt on her younger sister’s face. Keycie greedily sniffed up her big sis’ farts and massaged Joi’s petite, round butt cheeks in her dress. Joi giggled from the pleasant feeling and let Keycie finish sniffing before getting off.

“Ahh… Now it’s your turn!” she said joyously as she turned to me

“Uhhh…I mean…we can just SAY that you unfroze me…” I tried to bargain from my “frozen” state

“No silly~ That’s not how you play the game~” Joi laughed

She turned around and bent over with her wide butt stretching the dress fabric. She pulled the dress up to just above her delicious butt meat and pooched her booty out even more, presenting me with her shapely ass, as she took her seat on my face. She was so tall that she was literally using my face as a seat. I could feel the heat from her recent farts and it smelled just a bit gross. She wiggled until my nose slipped inside her butt crack. Then she bent forward all the way…

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffplliipt..

A hot, steaming SBD came flowing out of her tight pucker like someone pouring a glass of water continuously for 25 seconds (my nose being the glass). It stunk of boiled cabbage and something that I couldn’t detect at the moment. I was way too busy coughing and wondering how Joi’s gas smelled so bad now. The steamy fart stream ended with a wet pop right on my nose.

“Oh my God! That was really hot!” she exclaimed

Joi reached down and squeezed my cheeks, opening my mouth and causing my tongue to stick out. She began rubbing her butthole up and down my tongue as she held my mouth open, trying to soothe her heated pucker. It tasted horrible and I had to choke down lunch from earlier. She released my mouth after a few seconds.

“Ahhhh…Sorry Bushido, I REALLY needed that~”

The game continued like this for what seemed like an eternity to me as I got the feeling Keycie’s games would be the death of me, or at least the death of my nose. But eventually Keycie got tired (there is a God…) and we all went home.

 

Night 2

I decided to buy some hot, country food for dinner. Fried chicken, green beans, macaroni, and mashed potatoes with gravy among other hearty foods lined my dinner table.

Joi gasped. Her eyes lit up like high-beam headlights. She was in heaven! I barely finished saying grace before I heard the clacking of silverware hitting her plate. She was finished with her first plate before I even got to the ham.

“Mmm! Fhank uu hho mush Ushiboo! (Thank you soo much Bushidooo!)” Joi tried to talk with her mouth full, smiling from ear to ear.

“Hahaha you’re welcome!” I laughed heartily

We shared a pretty uneventful meal, save for the occasional burst of gas from under the seats of the girls. After about an hour, everyone was full especially Joi who had a freakin’ field day.

“Ahhh…that was so-UUUUUURRRRRRP!” Joi’s statement was cut off by a loud burp

“Ewwwww!”

“That’s nasty. Uck! That shouldn’t be legal.”

“I know! I-I’m so sorry!”

The girls recoiled in disgust as they heard their sister’s burp. The reactions confused me since they had pretty much no problem with the indecent farts they constantly let fly. But, one little burp and they were completely turned off. I shook my head.

After stripping off their clothes which were apparently too “annoying” (they all agreed on that), all four of us took a seat on the couch. From left to right, it was Keycie, myself, Diamond, then Joi. We were all watching Scary Movie III and relaxing.

*giggle* *laughter* I had seen it several times but the three girls were loving it.

RRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMBBBBLLL… Diamond clutched her toned stomach.

“Ooh~…mmph~” she crossed her left leg over her right (her butt now tilted towards me) and pushed her soft ass on my right thigh.

Ppppppprrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvooooooooopppptt!

I could definitely feel her pucker pooch out on my thigh and deliver a tub-load of stink into the air surrounding the whole couch.

“Aww jeez…” I thought aloud

Keycie was next as she leaned to her left, pointing her mammoth butt cheeks at me.

MMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPTTTPTPTPT!

I watched her butt cheeks flap and slap together as she unloaded her nasty stink right at me. The smell apparently had a vendetta for my face as it made a bee-line for my nose. I recoiled back into the couch and covered my nose with both hands. That was a bad move because Joi joined the party.

“Hey! I want in too~” Joi cooed as she got up from her seat and stood in front of me (with her back to me) with all 7 feet of her naked, curvy frame. She sat her wide, black booty right on my lap and wasted no time.

Pzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiipppppt! Poooooopppt! Pppppttteeeeeeeeevvvvrrriiipp!

Joi fired three hard, airy poots into my groin, adding her fart stench to the mix. I couldn’t even see the TV at this point. Partially due to Joi’s giant self (and her tall-ass tail) and in part because my eyes were watering from the heavy fumes that I was being assaulted with.

*cough* “Girls...?” I called out, but all I got in response was:

Prrrrrraaappppt! MMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOTTT! Vvvvvvvvvvvrrrreeeeeeeepppttptpt!

PPPPLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRPPPPPPT! Prrrrriiiiiiipppp-vvvvvrrrrruuuuuummmpppttsss!

WWWWUUUUUURRRRRMMMMMMMMPPPPP-FLLLLAAAARRRRRPPPP!

GLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP! Prrrrrruuuuuuuuuuoooooooooppppptttlllaaaaarrrppp!

The three endlessly fired fart after fart at me. After a while, I could barely tell who was farting as I began to lose control of my senses. The living room was filled with a brownish-green haze from the rotten-smelling farts of the three skunkettes. Meanwhile, they intently watched the whole movie and laughed all the while, continuing to coat me in their smell.

The movie finally ended, but they remained in their positions on me as all of their stomachs emitted ominous grumbles. I was scared for my life at this point.

“Ugh!....I really have to fire one out right now!” Joi whined

“Hnngh…ditto” Diamond agreed, wincing

“Hmmm…since there’s no more bathrooms…Let’s play Empty the Tank!!” Keycie cheered

Huh?! I don’t like the sound of this game. No sir, I don’t like the sound of this at all.

“Ugh…anything to release some pressure” Joi mumbled as she turned her head around and looked at me in my eyes.

Once again, I lost control of my body as I gazed into her hypnotic, deep green eyes. All three girls got up and I flopped over onto the couch seat helplessly; lying prone with my face to the ceiling.

“Too perfect.” Diamond grinned evilly

The three girls lined up in front of the couch, with their backs turned to me. Keycie stood in front of my face, Joi stood in front of my torso, and Diamond stood in front of my lap. The three stood cheek-to-cheek, giggling and moving their shapely butts around a bit trying to stir up the gas, I guess.

“Okay, one…two…THREE!” Keycie counted down

The trio slowly descended on my body simultaneously, pressing me deep into the couch with their weight. Diamond’s soft butt sat right on my cock and Joi’s squishy booty was covering my stomach while Keycie’s round, titanic-sized ass encased my head completely!

PrrrrooooooooppiiiiirrrrrPPPPPRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPTTTT!!!!

Diamond’s plump butt was the first to explode as it delivered a long, hot fart that started off softly bubbling and then opened up into a hard ripper that rumbled my lap. The hot fumes spilled out over my body and heated me from my waist to my thighs.

mmmmBBBBBBBLLLLOOOOOOORRRRRRRPPPWUPWWWUPPPWUPUPUPUPFFFFSSSSSSSssssss…!!!!!

Keycie’s fat, watermelon bum was next to sound off. She blasted a wet, bubbly fart on my face that rattled her awesome buns, my whole body, AND the other two girls. The flappy fart ended with a hellish silent-but-deadly attachment. The pure nastiness of her stench never ceases to amaze me. It was like going bobbing-for-skunks in a pool filled with rotten eggs and horse manure!

*COUGH* *cough* “Got DAMN Keycie!! You might lose this time with farts like that!”

Allow me to explain now that I’ve been through this scene. You see according to Keycie, the point of “Empty the Tank” is to see who can out-gas the others. The last girl to “make a mess” (meaning she ran out of farts) is the winner. Interesting game, I know….

I felt Joi’s anus pooch out on my abs.

PPPPPPLLLLLLLLLIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFZZZzzZzzZzzzZzzZzzzzzzzzzpppptptpt!!

A juicy fart came spurting out of her tight bum hole and buzzed on my mid-section. The stink cloud surrounding the couch began to grow in power and “flavor”.

“Oh, yuck!” Joi frowned in disgust “Sorry Bushido…”

PPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOdddrrrrrraaaaaaaappppppppp! BBBLLLLIIIIIIIFFFFFPTPT!

MMMPPPLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPFFTFtFTFftftf! BBBBKKKLLLLLIIIIIIPPPPPTEEET!

BBBBBPPPP-PPPIIIIIIIIIFFFFFTFTFTFTFFtf! FFFRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPT!

BBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRT! PPPOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRRT!

BBBBBBBHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPT! PPPPPPPFFFFFAAAAAAARRRRRPPPPP! POOOOT!

The girls began unloading fart after fart, after horrid fart on me. I heard squeaks, squishes, sputters, and hard ripplers. My entire body was being continuously sprayed with a combination of bad smells that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. My pants and face both became specked with tiny waste-particles as the onslaught got wetter by the minute. About 15 minutes passed before an omen of bad things to come came in the form of a stomach groaning.

GGGGRRRRRRBBBLLEE…

“Awwwwww FUCK!...” Diamond complained as she winced in pain “I can’t hold it back any longer…”

She bent forward and pushed before unloading.

SSSSSPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOPPPRAAAAAAAPREEEEEPRUUUUPPPPPTPTPTSSS!!

A 40-second long blast of muddy waste and rotten bean scented fart gas thundered out of Diamond’s yellow bubble butt and splattered all over my lower body. The light-brown fumes from her mess billowed out from under her hefty butt and stunk up whatever part of the house that still had fresh air.

“Ha-haaaa~” Keycie teased as she pointed at Diamond “YOUU’RRRRRRREEEE OUT!!!” *giggle*

“Fuck this…” Diamond mumbled, defeated.

She swished her thick booty on my meat a bit (I assume on purpose), enjoying the feel of my member between her butt cheeks. I umm…. I couldn’t help but get a bit excited from the feel… Diamond seemed to notice and I could’ve sworn I heard her giggle a bit. After Diamond was satisfied, she got up, making a squishy sound as her butt left my mucky, brown-stained groin and walked upstairs with her juicy, dirty backside.

“One down!” Joi giggled, joining Keycie in the fun

PPPPPPPPPllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppptptptptptsssss!

BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTFFFFFFIIIIPPPPPTPTPT!

Pzzzzzpppt! Plllllloooooooofffffpptpt! FFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!

BBBBLLLLLLLLLHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPT!

The waves of putrid gas continued as Keycie proceeded to fumigate my face with unspeakable horrors and Joi shifted her soft butt on my stomach, farting away. This continued for about 10 minutes before:

SSSSSpppppppppllllllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppptptptptpt-SPLAPPPT!

Joi vibrated my torso with a dangerously wet sounding fart that ended with a small squirt of runny excrement.

*giggle* “Joiiiiiiiiii! You made a messy-poooooooo!” Keycie sang

“Ohh well…..” Joi shrugged

She rubbed her messy butt crack all over my shirt (using me as toilet paper), sinking her stench past my clothes and into my skin. I shivered upon feeling her fumes soak into my skin.

“Thanks Bushido!” Joi added as she got up and walked upstairs as well; wide, nasty cheeks in tow (splattered with crap).

“YAYYYYYYYYYYY~!!!” Keycie cheered for herself as she bounced her huge ass on my face

WOMP! WOMP! WOMP!

Her mammoth butt slammed onto my head with great might before she settled in, wiggling her giant, pale ass pillows on my face until she felt my nose in her crack.

“Wanna know what my victory prize is~?!-Huh?-Huh?-Do ya?!” Keycie asked energetically
I really did NOT want to know but, of course, she was gonna tell me anyway. Plus, her ass was sealing my mouth off.

“It’s…………..RELIEF!!!!”

MMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAARRRRSSHHHHLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO
PPPPPRRRIIII FFFFFFFFTTAAAAAAAAARRRRRSSSSSSSSSPPPLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIII
PPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTOOOOUUURRRPPPROPTAPTSSS!!!!!

Keycie detonated what can only be described as a gunk shot of waste that sprayed my face like a high-powered hose spewing directly on a table. Her 40-second wave of filth staggered between watery excrement and pure gas. The stench was so unbearable that I could almost feel the couch being reduced to nothingness from the sheer un-holiness. My body was quite literally buried in sludge. I lasted all of 20 seconds before I blacked out.

Meanwhile, Keycie finished her gassy dump on my face and breathed a sigh of relief. The entire house reeked of ungodly obscenities and she loved it! The air was filled with thick brown and green fog. She slapped her huge, soft ass cheeks and wiggled her plentiful orbs of butt flesh making lewd, disgusting noises from the mess under her. A few small, crude farts bubbled up the sludge on my nose. Then after a few minutes she decided to get up and leave me in a bed of waste.

*giggle* “Stinky stinky…!” Keycie teased as she waved a hand in front of her face.

She skipped off to the stairs with her fat, BBW booty covered in her crap.