Me Versus the WWF
by No Name

It was the latest Pay-Per-View event. WWF fans packed the
arena. I had first row. I was so close they could've tagged me
in. The tag team Owen Hart and Jeff Jarrett were fighting
some no name group just to keep their title. As usual Debra
Michael was sidelined pleasing the men of the crowd.
"1..2..3!"the ref calls as the tag-team champions keep their title.
The leave the ring. From out of nowhere Debra's nemeses,
Ivory came out looking incredibly sexy. All of a sudden she
grabs Debra's hair. A catfight ensues. The crowd goes wild.
"You slut!"Ivory yells. Straddling Deb Ivory begins banging
her head on the canvas. P.M.S.(Pretty Mean Sisters) comes to
the aid of Debra. Saving her from total humiliation. Terri
Rennuls helps Debra to her feet while Ivory and Jacquelyn
face/off. Ivory slips on something and rolls out the ring. The
guy next to me yells at me, "Hey these women can FIGHT!!" I
idiodictly responds. "Yeah but they don't belong out there.
They suck in my opinion. I would mop the floor with all of
em then have a orgy." I thought the crowd was suppose to be
louder. Unfortunately for me Ivory heard every single word I
said. Her eyes were pure fire. "You WHAT!!"she asked. "I
guess you won't mind coming in the ring then." "W-well..i..uh
..that. I-is..um.."I must've staggered something out.
She grabbed me by my collar and dragged me out of my seat.
"Mop the floor with em, eh?" I was thrown in the ring in the
middle of a bunch of confused looking women. Normally this
would be a fantasy come true. Soon Ivory told them word for
word what I said. The lovely Debra grabbed me by my hair
and pulled me up. Angry looks was what I received.
*WHAP!* She slapped my face leaving a stinging red mark. A
stiletto heel kick to my nads sent me down on my knees looking
at her smooth (but deadly) legs. The crowd assuming that this
was part of the show laughed at me being manhandled by a
woman who's not even a prowrestler. She mounts the back of
my head, crosses her ankles and squeezed like no tomorrow.
Unfortunately my head was forced to look at the Titantron.
Debra looked like she was barely struggling. She was waving
to the crowd like Ms. America. A roar of laughter erupted
from the crowd. "I'm not even a wrestler and I'm kickin' your
ass."she taunted. She let go and dropped me to the floor.
"Hold him up."Jacquelyn cried. This ebony woman looked like
a fantasy come true. But she was a nightmare with those brutal
hits I received from her. Debra threw me into the turnbuckle.
Jacquelyn came at me with a full fury of kicks and punches.
"Please I was just mouthin' off."I cried. "I know."She told me
as she put me in a fierce headlock. My white face was turning
red. Terri Renulls Kneeled down to face me. She took one
drag of her cigar and blew a puff of smoke in my face.
Jacquelyn played to the crowd. She pointed forward and the
crowd went crazy. Running full speed she jumped and fell with
me still in the headlock performing a perfect bulldog. Terri
kicks me on the side of my ribs. She sat high on my chest
taking another crag of her cigar to blow more smoke in my
face. She grabs the back of my head and forces me between
her huge breast. Smothering me. I kicked and wiggled to
escape. This can't be happening."I thought to myself. Ivory
grabbed the mic. Noo don't!!"I cried but I knew I could stop
her. "Hey Sable, Tori, Luna, Chyna! We got a macho man
y'all should meet!" The crowd couldn't stop the laughter.
Eventfully the women of WWF filled the ring. "Let me tell you
what numbnuts here said."Ivory again spilled the beans on what
I said. Ivory yanked me up from the ground. I was quickly
maneuvered into a reverse headlock. Followed by a DDT. I
clutched my aching noggin. Ivory grabbed my ankles. Using
her well toned muscles swung me around by my ankles. I was
quickly getting dizzy. She let go and I was flung into the
corner. Tori(a.k.a. Terri Power) pulled me up to the third rope.
Rasing her fist high in the air. I was already sore from the
beating taken before. Her fist connected with my jaw. The
crowd counted along with the hits.
"1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9.10..11..12..13..14..15..16..17..18..19..20!!"
she finally stop. She grabbed the rope and threw knees to
my mid section. Sable cam up and assisted her. They began
alternating body blows to me. Sable grabbed one of my arms
and Tori grabbed the other. They threw me into the opposite
corner were the Ninth Wonder of the World Chyna was
standing. She turned around and bent over exposing her round,
rock hard glutes. I crashed face first into them. I was stunned
by the firmest of them. Chyna laughed at the incident. "I'm
kicking your ass with mine."she said as she towered over me.
She jumped and executed a guillotine leg drop. Her rock hard
quad landed on my neck. She followed with slipping her other
thigh under my head. She squeezed my skull making the
throbbing had sore even more. She laid down on her elbow
and looked at me nonchalant. The crowd cheered for her.
"Chyna, Chyna, Chyna!" Jacquelyn leaped in the air and
landed ass first on my midsection. Then she wiggled on it and
bounced up and down knocking the wind out of me. Chyna
loosened her death grip. Luna cam up with the mic in her
hand. She squatted down on my face. She smothered me with
her butt. She put the mic to her asshole. She grunted and
strained. *BRRRAAPPPPPTTTTTT!!!* She farted on my face
loudly. And the entire arena heard it. The crowd was insane.
"Just kill me now."I told her. "Wait til you smell it. That
should kill ya."S forced out another squeaker. She was right
the smell did almost kill me. She picked me up and flung me in
the corner. Ivory ran and crashed butt first into the turn buckle
crushing my ribs. Chyna run into the corner. "YIIHA!!"she
yelled paying to the crowd. The bronco buster was a fan
favorite. She bounced her hard ass on my beaten sternum.
Sable ran into the corner next. Leaping in the air with her legs
v-shape the Women's Wrestling champ locked squeezed and
threw. The flying head scissors flung me in the center of the
ring. The female were laughing at the entire incident.
Jacquelyn gabbed my ankles and pulled me up to my feet. I
was in a reverse headlock. My hormones got the best of me
during the beating. I grabbed that sweet ass and enjoyed the
few seconds in heaven before she crashed me down in reality.
"HEY!!"She performed a tornado DDT. My head was
throbbing. I couldn't hear the crowd. Tori came from behind
and suplexed me to the mat. "Hey Luna!"Jacquelyn yelled.
"He wants to grab ass. Why don't you give it to him." My
eyes opened wide when her ass came into view. She grunted
again. The crowd began to chant with her. "FART!! FART!!
FART!! FART!! FART!!" *BRRRAAPPPPPTTTTTT!!!*
The crowd roared with laughter. "Ahhhhhh."she sighed with
relief. Stagger on my knees. I manage to crawl . I almost
made it out of the ring. Debra dragged me back in the ring.
Debra held my ankles and Terri Rennuls held my arms. Sable
jumped and body splashed me. Knocking the air from me.
Jacquelyn came and continued the tretment. Luna leaped high
in the air. Tori follwed after her. Chyna came last. They
repeated this for awhile. Sable grabs my hair and yanks me up.
Holding my hair she swings her massve chest slapping me silly
with breast. She shoves me down and shoves my head between
her thighs. Holding me. Debra comes and kicks my rib cage.
Terri kicking my other side. Sable did her famous grind while I
was still there. "Sablebomb! Sablebomb! Sablebomb!"the
crowd chanted. Up I went but I was slammed with athourity.
My back was killing me. Chyna grabbed the back of my neck
and placed me between her steel thighs. The crowd cheered
louder. She jumped up and sat on the ground with me still
trapped. My broken nose spilled blood under her. The
Pedigree was another fan favorite. Chyna wiggled and
bounced her butt on the back of my head. Jacquelyn came in
and and placed me between her thighs too."oh no."I told
myself. I was lifted in the air. *WHAM* I was caught in the
Piledriver. My neck and head was killing me. Ivory kicked me
out of the ring. "Maybe next time you'll keep your mouth
shut!"she spatted. I was rolling on the concrecte floor in pain.
The femalesin the crowd laughed at me. A few threw things at
me. One walked up and poured her soda on me. "Pussy."she
told me as she kicked dust in my eyes.

The End.