PART 1
My mom was not very happy about me failing my Science class this year. She told me that I was gonna be punished for it since she was paying for me to go to a privet school and that I was a worthless daughter. Her and my sister were stuck at home because the Corona outbreak shut down both of their jobs.
My mom woke me up at 7 am on the first day of summer. She came into my room and yelled at me to get up. She dragged me to the living room and told me to sit on the couch. I heard her walk up to her room for a few minutes and came back down. She had changed into jeans and a sweatshirt. Without even talking she just walked over and threw me to the ground. She then rested my head and the edge of the couch and sat down. My face was being crushed by her ass. She said "Since you want to fail your class after I paid a lot of money for it, you are going to spend the summer supporting me and your sister."
The only sound I could make was MMFFFFPPPMMMMMMMM
I screamed that into her ass wanting her to get up. She grabbed my arms and wrapped duck tape around them then leaned forward and did the same to my legs. My air break was short lived as after she taped my legs up she dropped her ass back onto my face. She told me that she almost wore leggings for the first time to be genteel, but then she remembered that chairs don't care what you wear. She then said that I was grounded all summer and better get used to being a chair.
I could barley hear her because of the lack of air and crushing weight from her made me dizzy. I had a view up her back side and could just stare at her hair above me. She would wiggle her ass on my face just to tease me.
After about 20 minutes she got off my face to talk to me. She said since she couldn't work she would be spending the summer using my face as a chair. She started laying the ground rules for me.
1. I was to stop what ever I was doing to come and have my face sat on upon request of her or my sister
2. If we go somewhere in the car, I am to rest my head on the driver seat to be used as a cushion
3. If told to I am to sniff their asses
4. Most nights I will be sleeping with my face tied to one of their asses
5. If anyone else wants to use my face as a seat they are welcome too
6. If there are no chairs to rest my head on I am to lean back on my hands and I become the chair
She told me all of this and I started to freak out. She responded by dropping her ass hard on my face. The jeans impact hurt a lot and I thought my nose was broken. She said when my sister gets up she is gonna use me too.
The weight was starting to get to me after an hour of being used as a human chair for my mother. My mom was not fat but rather thicc. She had nice thighs and a big ass. She was a little wide, so her ass almost swallowed my head. It probably would have if she was in leggings. My sister was a little different then my mom. Her thighs were skinnier but her ass was big. It stuck off her back pretty far, and I am pretty sure her ass will swallow my head. Speaking of my sister, I think I just heard her get up.
PART 2
I was still laying on the floor with my head rested on the couch, and my mother was still sitting on my face. I could here my sister getting ready upstairs and I knew it was only a matter of time before my nose was shoved up her ass too. After about 20 minutes I heard my sister come down stairs. She started laughing when she saw me.
She asked how I liked it down there. I could only make a muffled scream from under my moms ass. My sister asked if she could have a turn and my mom said yes. My mom told my sister that she could use me for an hour, because she had some work to do on her computer and wanted to use her new office "chair."
My mom got off my face, allowing a few moments of fresh air. Before my sister sat on my face, my mom took a strip of duck tape and put it over my mouth. Once she did that, my sister dropped her butt on my face. My nose sunk into her butt since she was wearing pajama bottoms. She wiggled her butt on my face, while laughing at me. I was once again cut off from air. She grabbed the remote and turned on the tv.
During her show, she would give me small breaks for air, but the air was from between her butt cheeks. When my air breaks were over, she would drop back onto my face, hard. It would send my nose straight back into her ass. She got up about 40 minutes in and went and got something to eat. She came back with a banana and she stood there for a second looking at me. She dropped her banana, ran to me and threw me onto the floor. She then dropped her ass back onto my face. Let me tell you, it hurt a lot worse then the couch. At least before the back of my head had a cushion, but now it was just the hard floor. She was facing the opposite way as before. Now all I could stare up at were her breasts. She would spend the remaining time she had looking down at me and laughing. She did bounce a couple times, and that hurt.
I heard my mom come down stairs and say that she just threw her old office chair out, and that she needs her knew one. All I could think about was how bad it was gonna be to support her for who knows how long. At least before I just had to lie down and they just sat on my face, but now I would have to literally become my moms seat.
PART 3
My Mom came over and pulled me off the ground by my hair. She dragged me up the stairs and into her office. When she got me in there she put me in front of here computer desk. She had me sit on my knees and lean back onto my hands.
She stood above me looking at me with a devilish smile. She didn't even say anything, she just stood on either side of my head, and lowered her ass onto my face. She was still wearing her jeans, and the pain of my nose being crushed was the least of my worries.
She had her feet rested on my knees, while her ass was rested on my face. I have no idea how my neck didn't snap. All her weight was on my neck and arms. She told me if I dropped her, then my punishment would be 1,000 times worse then what is going on right now. I was having a hard time even thinking straight. She would get up once in a while to give me a break, only to send my face right back into the depths of her ass.
She used me as her office chair for about 2 hours. On my air breaks, she didn't let me get out of the position I was in. She did fart a couple times, and said that that counted as my air break. All it did was burn my lungs and make it harder for me to hold her weight.
After those 2 hours she got up and let me collapse on the ground. If I thought my torment was over, then I was very wrong. When I was catching my breath, she dropped her full weight onto my chest. It knocked what little wind I had out of me. She didn't stop there. She would get up and drop back onto me. It was another level of hell. To make things worse, she called my sister to come up and sit on my face.
My sister came running up the stairs and ran into the office. She didn't even look at me, just ran over and sat on my face. My face was shoved up her ass, as she had put on some black leggings. My mom kept dropping her butt on my chest, while my sister smothered me with her ass. They did this for a while, I wasn't even able to guess how long it went on for.
Once they were done, my mom grabbed me by my hair and put me back into the chair position. She said that I was gonna be her office chair again, and if I dropped her now, the punishment was gonna be 10,000 times worse.
Once she sat back onto my face, everything started to go black. My arms gave out and I fell down. She landed hard on my chest and she was pissed. She grabbed my by my hair, slapped me in the face, and called me a worthless daughter. She said it was punishment time, and started dragging me out of the room by my hair.
PART 4
My mom dragged me downstairs and into the garage. She opened the car door and made me lay on the floor of the car with me head on the drivers seat. She then dropped her ass hard on my face, smothering me again. She was still in jeans, so the drop hurt. I had been crying this whole time and my tears made her butt wet. This made her very angry and she got up and started slapping me. She then dropped her butt back onto my face and started the car.
I had not been getting any air since she sat down, and I was starting to get dizzy. I ended up passing out and I was woken up by her slapping me in the face. We were at someones house who I didn't recognize. She dragged me inside and threw me onto the floor.
Standing in front of me was a women. This women was big, and I don't mean like tall and muscular, she was BIG. She didn't seem to be that tall, but was very heavy. I asked what was going on, but before I could finish my sentence my mom slapped me and said I was not to speak.
My mom then addressed the women as Marry. She thanked Marry for agreeing to punish me, and then said she would be back when we were done. I thought about running away when my mom left, because I knew there was no way Marry could catch me, I didn't even think she would fit out the door. All my hope left me however when my mom put a collar around my neck with a leash attached to it. She then handed it to Marry and left.
Marry just looked at me for a moment. She then started pulling the leash and I followed behind her on all fours. Since I was a small girl, Marry would easily overpower me. She grabbed a belt and said she had to finish the dishes.
She forced my face into her over sized butt and then wrapped the belt around it, trapping my head in her butt. She forced me to smell her ass as she did the dishes. Once she was done she started to walk to the living room with me crawling behind her with my face still in her butt. I couldn't see anything but I could at least breath. That was until she sat down on the couch. She was in leggings and my head was shoved up inside her ass. I tried to pull myself out but she was too heavy for me to move. Her weight was smashing my face, and it was awful. I ended up passing out.
When I woke up, I was in the same position that I was when Marry sat on my face, but she was sitting next to me. She just looked at me, saw I was awake and sat back on my face. I passed out again and when I woke up the same thing happened. She would just look at me and then drop her ass back onto my face. It seemed like it had happened about 8 or 9 times but I was not sure. The last time I woke up she dragged me by my hair into her bedroom. She picked my up and threw me onto her bed. My face was in the middle of the bed but I was too dizzy to think about why. I did however learn why very quick. Marry put tape over my mouth, then climbed into her bed. She had her butt just barley resting on my face. She then spoke to me. She told me that I would just have to smell her butt all night. She then scooted down a little so my nose was just touching her butt crack. She had put on some pajama pants, so they were soft, but they did not smell good. Her weight made it hard to breath, and what little air I could get in my lungs smelled like her ass. The air got even harder to breath when she pulled the blanket over me.
I knew I would not be sleeping much that night.
PART 5
I had been laying in the same position for a few hours before I fell asleep. It was very hot under the blanket and I was not able to move much. I was awoken by Marry sitting upright onto my face. She did this right before I took a breath, so I had no air in my lungs. She sat there and was waiting for me to pass out. All I remember next was waking up with my mom standing over me.
She looked down at me and yelled at me to get up. I was still dizzy and didn't get up fast enough. As I was about to get up she pushed my back down and Marry dropped her ass onto my face. My face was eaten by her ass cheeks. The next time I woke up I jumped up as quick as I could. My mom grabbed my by my hair and told me to thank Marry. I was confused by this and my mom slapped me. I said thank you to Marry after that.
My mom dragged my to the car by my hair and I saw my sister standing next to the car. My mom made me get into the car with my head on the seat again, but this time it was on the passenger side. My sister was wearing some grey spandex so when she sat on my face, my face sunk into her ass. I tried to fight it but my sister just stood up and my mom started to slap me, saying that she would send my right back to Marry and I better learn to be a good chair. My sister sat back onto my face, sending it deep into her ass crack. She would lift up a bit and make me smell her butt, then drop back down to smother me. She did this until we got home. When we did get home. my sister got off my face and my mom spoke to me. She said that she had some things to do and I was to do whatever my sister wanted while she was gone or the next punishment would be worse.
I followed my sister into the house and to her room. She grabbed some duck tape and told my to stand straight up. she first tapped my arms to my sides, then tapped my legs together. After that she went over my whole body except my head, with 2 rolls of duck tape. When she was done I was completely secure from my shoulders to my feet. She then put some socks in my mouth and tapped it shut. She then pushed me onto her bed. Next she grabbed a belt and got onto the bed. I knew where this was going. She wrapped the belt around my head and shoved my face into her butt. She then tightened the belt and with the tape over my mouth I was forced to smell her ass. She then flipped onto her stomach.
So I was laying there, unable to move at all, socks taped into my mouth, face in my sisters ass being forced to smell it, and I didn't know when she was gonna let me out. I kinda wished she would smother me till I pass out because at least then I get a break after I pass out. She spoke to me after about an hour of my face being trapped in her butt. She said the tape was moms idea, and it would be a fun surprise for me when she got home in a few hours.
PART 6
So I was still laying there with my face in my sisters butt when I heard my mom come home. She came into my sisters room and laughed when she saw me tied up sniffing her butt. My mom walked over to the bed and hopped onto the bed next to me. She position her ass above the back of my head and sat down. My face was jammed in between my sisters ass cheeks and I was not able to breath anymore. I don't remember much after that because I blacked out.
When I woke up I was laying down on the couch still taped up, but I could tell the socks in my mouth were fresh. My mom gave me an evil grin when she saw I was awake. She got up and came over by my head and turned so her ass was right above me. She was in tight jeans so I knew it was gonna hurt. She fell back onto my face as hard as she could but his time instead of staying seated she got up and did it again and again and again. I was starting to get dizzy from her smashing my head with her huge ass. She eventually stopped but she was still sitting on my face. But at the time I didn't know that it was so my sister could jump up and land in her lap, crushing my head even more. Now I wasn't even getting a small break in between drops. My mom stayed sat on my face and my sister dropped onto her lap. I wasn't able to breath and had a constant pressure on my face, plus with the constant butt drops I wasn't sure how long I could stay awake.
I am not sure when I blacked out but when I woke up again It was dark and I was very warm. I knew right away it was night time and I was sleeping with my face in one of their butts, I just wasn't sure who it was yet. I eventually fell asleep but it was hard because I was extremely warm and I still was not used to the bad smell of their butts.
I was woken up with a slap to the face. I jumped up as best i could with the tape still on me. I was in my moms bed so now I knew who's butt I was smelling all night. She said that my punishment was far from over and today's was gonna be awful.
She threw me on the ground and got to work. She had my sister come in and help. They cut parts of tape near my knees so they could bend them up to my chest and tapped them again. Since my arms were already taped they decided that was good enough. I basically was taped into a little ball. She said I was gonna replace the couch cushion. I wasn't sure how tho quite yet. They brought out a sleeping bag and put my in the bottom. They then rolled it up and tapped it shut. I didn't even realize it but the bottom of the bag was full of their dirty laundry. I later found out it was only socks, underwear, and pants. They not so nicely carried me down stairs and set me down. I assumed I was on the couch. They had taken one of the cushions off and used me instead. I felt one of them sit down and I knew I was in for a long day.
PART 7
They took me out of the sleeping bag after a day and my mom was just sitting on my face in her jeans. She sat on me smothering me for a few hours before I heard someone come in. My mom got off my face and I looked up to see Nicole. Nicole was my sisters best friend. I did not know who the little girl who was with her was though. My sister put a leash on me and handed me over to Nicole. I understood what was gonna happen. I knew better then to put up a fight. Nicole said bye and lead me out on all four's. She took me down to her car and made me rest my head on the drivers seat. She dropped onto my face hard and sent my face into her ass. She was wearing leggings so my face really got in there. I spent the whole ride acting as her seat cushion.
When we got to her place she walked me up the stairs still on all four's. When we got in there she told me that she made a trade. She gets to use me as a chair for a few days and my mom gets the girl she was babysitting. Nicole dragged my to the couch and dropped her ass back onto my face. She smothered me until it was time to go to bed. She sat on my face for hours though so I didn't know what time it was but it was late.
When it was bed time she used a belt to trap my face in her ass. She was now in pajama bottoms and a sports bra. She fell asleep very quick but it took me a while. I was still not used to the smell of her ass yet. I was awoken by what sounded like the shower so I assumed I was getting a break. Nicole came in and dragged me out of bed by my hair. She threw me in the tub which was filled with water and sat on my face. I was underwater with her ass on my face and I was panicking. It woke me right up but I could not push her off of me. She let me up for air and then dropped back down. This went on for like 20 minutes but it seemed like forever. When she got up she said that I was supposed to wake her up by kissing her butt but she over slept because of me. I was then pulled out of the tub and told to dry off. She went to change clothes and came back to get me. She put my head back onto her couch and said I almost made her miss her shows. I said I didn't know I had to wake her up and she slapped me. She said not to ever backtalk her again. She plopped down onto me again in her shorts. I could tell they were dirty from how bad they smelled but she helped my out with that. She started to smother me so I would not have to smell her ass anymore, or rather just on my air breaks. She said we are gonna stay right here and watch TV all day.
PART 8
I spent most of my day with my head on the couch and Nicole's ass on my face. She swapped between smothering me till I almost passed out and making me smell her ass. I don't know what one was worse. I hated being smothered, I am very claustrophobic and not being able to move or breath really freaks me out but her ass smells awful in those used shorts that I can't decide what one I hate more. The only breaks I got is when she got up to get her food.
When it got later Nicole got off me and told me to stay. I heard the water running upstairs and thought she was taking another shower. She came down about 5 minutes alter and put a blindfold on me. She led me down the hall and we stopped in what I assumed was the bathroom. She wrapped me up in something but I'm not sure what. I was not able to move, and she put tape over my mouth. She said that she knew her shorts smelled bad so I was gonna help her clean them. She started walking me and I was confused on what she meant until she pushed me in the tub. I tried to sit up but she sat on my face. My head hit the back of the tub and I could not breath. She sat there for a few minutes and I was getting dizzy. She let me up for air and sent me right back into the tub. I could not see, move, talk, or breath. I had no idea how long it went on for. She eventually got me out of the tub and said that we might have some more laundry tomorrow. She just left me on the floor as I heard her leave. I could not move so I didn't know what to do. I ended up falling asleep.
I was woken up by a slap to the face. I was still tied up, and the blindfold was still on so I couldn't see. Nicole dragged me into her bed and threw me onto it. She put her butt in my face and tied me to it. That was how my night ended with me smelling her ass till I fell asleep.
PART 9
I woke up to Nicole farting. It stunk bad but being tied too her ass I couldn't do anything but smell it. She was still asleep and probably wouldn't be awake for awhile. I was getting tired of being treated like this and decided to try and make my escape. I got out of everything and was able to slip out of her room. I was kind of weak but made it to the front door. I tried to open it but it wouldn't go. It had a latch with a lock on it. I didn't know what to do. All of a sudden I heard a hey. I turned to see Nicole standing there, arms crossed glaring at me.
She told me she was testing me. She loosened everything while I was asleep and farted to wake me up. She had put a regular lock on the door so I couldn't actually get out. She said I failed the test and since this was my last day with her I was gonna pay. She said the next few hours of my life were gonna be worse then anything I have ever been through before.
She was right. The first thing she did was beat me. She threw me on the ground and started slapping and punching me. She punched me hard in the face and it ended up giving me a black eye. She had anger in her that seemed like it had been building up for a long time and she was letting it all out on me.
After the beating she dragged me into the bathroom. She put a caller on me and told me my job was to lick her toilet clean. I did as I was told even though it was disgusting. I did not want to make her more mad after the beating I just got. When I finished she dragged my by a leash and lead me to the front door. She had all her shoes there and said I was to lick them all clean. She was gonna take a shower and when she got out she wanted all of the clean.
I started licking all her shoes. The dirt tasted awful and it was hell but I finished before she got out of the shower. When she did get out she came to where I was and looked just as angry. She picked up one of her shoes and smelled it. She said I didn't clean out the stench. I said I couldn't and that triggered another beating.
After my beating she dragged me back into the bathroom. She put tape on my mouth and then said I needed more punishment. She dunked my head in the toilet and then would pull me out and make me smell her shoe. When she dunked my head I would freak out and try to escape. Once I did manage to pull my head out and she responded by sitting on the back of my head. So there I was, head in toilet water, my sisters best friend sitting on the back of my head, me on a leash. I didn't know how it could get any worse. She did this for about 30 minutes before she stopped. When she finally stopped she just held my face in her ass crack and made me smell it. It was clear she did not shower from the smell of her butt.
After our ass smelling session she dropped my to the floor and just stood on me. She was right next to the bathroom sink so she just started brushing her teeth. When she finished brushing she got off me, pulled me up and spit in my mouth. She made me swish everything and then swallow it. This was the closest I have been to brushing my teeth since I became her slave.
She then took me back to the living room and said while she cooked breakfast I was to smell the inside of each of her shoes, lick all across the bottom and thank it for everything it has given me. It took me 20 minutes to complete. Some of her shoes didn't smell to bad like her sandals, but others like her running shoes smelled awful. Most the dirt was gone so the licking was just for humiliation. The thanking the shoe was the most degrading part though. To think this inanimate object that was made to be stepped on had more value then me.
When all her shoes had been properly worshiped she was still cooking breakfast and told me I had to go and apologize to each shoe for not doing it right the first time then kiss each one. This was the most degrading part. Me a human literally worshiping a shoe that smelled like Nicole's feet.
I just kissed the last one when she set the food on the counter. I crawled over like a good little slave and sat on my knees looking at her. She looked down at me and said my food was still cooking. I was just happy she actually made me something. She instructed me to kiss her ass while she sat on the stool. When I did I felt something weird in the back of her pants but couldn't quite tell what it was. She farted a lot during breakfast which I thought was weird. She didn't fart that much normally. I didn't care I was just happy to have food coming. After she ate she stood up pulled down her pajama pants and I saw a sandwich inside her panties. I knew right away what was gonna happen. She took it out and threw it on the ground then stomped on it. She ordered me to eat and I did. I was starving and I didn't care that it smelled and tasted like her ass. I had to eat it like a dog or she said I would lose air privilege's. I ate through the stench and foul taste. I wanted to vomit but that would only make things worse. When I was done I had to lick everything off the floor. Some dirt came with it but I was used to that.
My punishment was finally over and we could go back to me just being a chair. Nicole went and changed into spandex shorts and a sweatshirt. I spent the next few hours having my face shoved into her ass and being smothered to her laying on her stomach and me just smelling her ass. When it was time to go home she put my head on her drivers seat and off we went. I assumed I would get airbrakes but nope. Nicole didn't lift up at all on the drive and I was starting to worry. I tried to free my face from Nicole's butt but it was no use. She laughed at me as I struggled. I ended up passing out and I woke up in my driveway. I was laying on the ground outside Nicole's car with my face by her door. She had her shoe rested on my face and when she saw I was awake she stood up. It hurt having her smash my head into the concrete. I didn't complain because it was almost over.
She said "Keep your face in my butt until I let you out, and if you breath with your mouth I will beat you again." I followed her into my house on my hands and knees smelling her ass. We went into what I assumed was my sisters room and I kept my face in her ass like instructed. I heard them talking about the girl Nicole was babysitting and then I heard Nicole slap her. When the girl dropped to her knees Nicole said I was disobedient and had to be punished as well. Nicole finally let my face leave her ass and that's when my sister saw my black eye. My sister Julie just said that I was property and it was okay.
Julie pulled me onto her bed and dropped her ass back onto my face for the first time in a few days. I heard Nicole and that poor little girl leave and I knew she was in for a rough time. With Julie sitting on my face again I knew I was home.
I was once again Julie's slave and she was gonna make sure I knew it.
PART 10
Julie just sat on my face all day. She was sitting so I could stare up her back but I could not breath. I was just staring up at her hair for hours. She didn't get off of me until our mom got home. When Julie got off of me she told me to go wait in the living room with my head on moms chair. I did as I was told and went to wait to be sat on by my mother.
When my mom came into the living room she saw my eye and asked Julie what had happened. Julie told my mom how I tried to escape from Nicole's and how Nicole had to punish me. My mom laughed at that and said to thank Nicole for disciplining her slave. My sister ended up leaving and my mom came over to me. She looked down at me with an evil grin and slapped me. She said that if I ever tried that again she would install me in her chair so I would be stuck as her seat forever. With that said she turned around and dropped her legging covered ass on my face. My face sunk into her butt and there was nothing I could do about it.
My head disappeared in my mothers ass. If someone was to look at her it would look like she was sitting on a wig. My mom used me as her chair for a few hours before deciding it was time for us to have a talk. She sat me at the table to have an actual conversation with me. She first said that when summer was over she was going to homeschool me so I could be a full time chair. She also said that my sister was moving out and there were gonna be some changes. My mom said she was moving in with Nicole tomorrow actually and she had already moved all her stuff to a moving truck to bring it over tomorrow. I didn't even realize her room was empty because I had my face in an ass the whole time. My mom said that Julie was staying at Nicole's tonight and that we would be going over there tomorrow to bring Julie her house warming gift. I asked what that gift was and my mom just looked at me with a smirk. She said that she was giving me to my sister and Nicole to be there personnel slave. I didn't know what to think and I just started crying because I knew my life was about to get a lot worse. My mom said not to worry because I still had tonight to have fun with her and that she would come visit all the time when I was at my sisters. IDK how that was supposed to make me feel better but I think she just wanted to mock me some more. I looked at her with tears in my eyes and asked why. She said that she never really wanted me but didn't know what to do with me. She said that she and my dad only wanted one kid but when she got pregnant again it put a lot of stress on our family. My dad left soon after I was born and never contacted us again. My mom blamed me for this and said this is why I am now a slave. She did say that she was glad she had me now because she can give me to my sister who was her golden child. I didn't know my mom felt this way about me. I could always tell Julie was the favorite but it was never really that bad. All the pent up anger for me over the years was finally being released.
After our talk my mom dragged me up to her room for our fun night. The first thing she did when we got to her room was throw me and the floor and drop hard onto my stomach. She took her feet out of her shoes and put them on my face. She had her toes right on my nose so all I could do was smell her feet. Her feet smelled awful. I tried to turn my face away but she was too strong for me. After she got bored of that she took her socks off and shoved them in my mouth. She held her hands over my mouth so I could not spit that out and just looked at me. She knew she was in full control of me and she loved it.
My mom ended up letting me take the socks out of my mouth for our next event. She was laying on top of me on her stomach and her head was down by my feet. She scooted back so my face was almost under her crotch. She instructed me to lift my head and I did so. She then squeezed me between her thighs. She squeezed so hard I thought my head would pop. She rolled onto her side and lifted her top leg up. She pulled me forward so my face was in her butt and then squeezed my head between her thigh's again.
The next activity was butt drops. She put me on her bed and did butt drops onto my face. My face would sink into her ass just to have her jump up and di it again. She started smothering me between drops so I as dizzy for a long time. I ended up passing out.
When I woke up I was tied up and in what seamed to be a box. It was dark so I couldn't tell. I could hear muffled voices talking from outside the box but I couldn't tell who it was.
Suddenly it hit me... |