More Bark than Bite
by Wolf

I had a fetish, and a rather strange one at that. I loved butts, and everything they had to offer. Their look, feel, smell, and taste. Yep, I loved it all. This is a story about a time when I was given the opportunity to feed this strange fetish of mine.

I sped down the city street feeling like a God behind the wheel of my '94 Z-28. The ample supply of power at my disposal always sent a small rush of adrenaline through me whenever I drove anywhere. Today was no exception. Today was Wednesday though, so I had another reason for feeling excited. Jackie would be working at the video store, and it was because of her that I was terrorizing the streets right now. Whether I rented a movie or not, I always made sure I showed up at the store on every Wednesday. I'd been doing this ever since she'd first started working there. She wasn't a Goddess by any means, but she wasn't ugly either. As far as her facial beauty was concerned, it hit the average mark and went no further. But it wasn't her face that sent me hurling down the streets every Wednesday. No, it was definitely her ass that did that!! Since the first time I laid eyes on it, I'd classified it as being unique, and possessing a quality all its own. It was big, but not overly so. Wide, but again, not overly so. Definitely full in shape, and definitely full in bounce! If you were to take the ass on a bikini model and enlarge it about two times, you would then be looking at Jackie's ass, or a very close resemblance anyhow! I'd seen a great many women in my 25 years, their ass's ranging in all shapes and sizes, but none of them had ever came close to stimulating me the way Jackie's did.

I pulled into the video store's lot and punched the gas a little. I felt the exhilarating feeling of the ass end swinging to the right, then back to center, and then I was catapulting towards the front of the store. The entire front of the store was windowed, and beings the sun was shining so bright today, I wasn't able to see her through the windows from the glare coming off the glass. I knew she was working though, because her car was in the lot. As usual, there was nobody else there. It was usually dead until evening, and that's why I always showed up around noon. She would be alone inside.

I got out of my car and locked it. Walking in through the glass door and entering the store, it was to see Jackie shaking her head and smiling. I also noticed the tight jeans she was wearing, the exact pair that I'd told her she'd looked the best in some time ago. I liked them because they best displayed her ass. They hugged and clung to her like a second skin.

"You keep driving like that, and you're going to loose your license." she said, jokingly.

I smiled, glad she'd seen the display I'd put on upon entering the lot. "I'm sure I don't know what you mean." I replied innocently.

"SURE you don't." she countered, smiling.

The checkout counter she worked at was actually two separate ten foot counters that paralleled each other. She worked in between the two. I walked around to the opposite side so I could look outside and talk to her at the same time. The store was pretty small, and didn't see a lot of business. The only security camera they had was pointing at the front doors and the register that was close by them. Having acquired a friendship with Jackie a long time ago and eventually gaining her trust, I knew that where I was presently standing put me out of reach of the camera's field of view. She'd let me go into the back room with her one day to help out in bringing up some new releases, and while I'd been in there, I'd seen the small TV that displayed the camera's signal.

"How's it going?" I asked, leaning against the counter.

"Oh boy!" she replied sarcastically. "Another busy, fun-filled day!"

I smiled. "And how's life been treating you?"

Her smile turned to one of disappointment. "Oh, the same I guess. Bill's still an ass hole."

Bill was her boyfriend, and from all that she'd ever said about him, I felt he WAS indeed an ass hole! He treated her like dirt, and for the life of me, I didn't know why she stayed with him.

"What happened now?" I asked, concerned.

"Same shit." she said, sounding depressed. "He stayed out till four in the morning last night again."

"Did he say why?"

"Oh sure!" she spat. "Said he was having too much fun with the guys to come home!"

I shook my head in disapproval. "You can do better then him Jackie." I said, putting feeling into the words.

She looked at me and smiled patiently. She knew I was referring to myself. "I know I can." she sighed.

We just looked at one another for a few seconds, and as always, she was first to turn away. As she turned around and made it look as though she was doing something constructive, I took the liberty of staring at her big wonderful butt. I felt my cock throb to life as soon as I laid eyes on that remarkable thing! Damn it looked good! As she kept her back to me, talking about something I wasn't paying attention to, I reached down and massaged myself through my shorts.

"Hey!" she cried, turning around. "Are you going to answer me or what?!"

"Uh, sorry." I replied, embarrassed. "I guess I faded out there for a second."

She smiled knowingly, knowing I'd been staring at her ass. "I asked you if you wanted to help me make room on the selves for the new releases coming in tomorrow!"

"Oh! Yeah, sure. I'll help."

"It's a good thing you don't fade out like that when you're driving!" she said playfully.

"God, no kidding!" I said, playing along.

"Come on." she said, and led the way to the shelves on the very back wall. I watched her ass as she walked, loving its seductive bounce and sway. My cock was continuing to grow within my shorts, and watching her ass as she walked up ahead of me only made it grow faster! When we made it to the back shelves, she pointed out the tapes on the bottom two rows that were going to go. I was to start stacking the display box in one pile, and the tape box in another. She had a clipboard and paper in hand, and was going to be the one writing and categorizing the ones I removed.

She was standing right beside me, and the closeness of her ass was nearly too much for me! Taking full advantage of my position on the floor, I strategically stacked the display boxes right behind her. On each time I grabbed a box, I told her the title, and set it on the pile in back of her, and then I'd quickly take a look at her ass from only a foot away. My cock was a rock now!

Knowing she would secretly enjoy my attention, I waited till I was putting my tenth or so box on the pile, looked at her ass, and said, "The back of your jeans look good today."

She snickered, but didn't move. Jotting down the title of the box I'd set behind her, she said, "I thought maybe that's why you were stacking them back there!"

"Sorry." I said, smiling up at her. "It had to be done."

She just smiled back and shook her head in understanding. "You may regret that pretty soon." she said in warning.

"Why?"

"I gotta big fart building up, that's why." she replied grinning down at me.

"Oh I seriously doubt I'll regret anything!" I said lightly, but meaning every word.

She giggled, and playfully cried, "You pervert! You probably would like it!"

I laughed a little. "Probably."

She looked down at me, and I think she could see I was actually serious. She just shook her head and asked for the next title. As we moved down the shelf, the pile of boxes grew bigger. As I alternated between stacking and staring, I was forming a plan to help feed my fetish with something other then just looking. Waiting till we'd moved down for the third time, and the boxes grew high enough behind her, I 'accidentally' knocked them over. I cursed and moved farther behind her, making it look like I was going after the scattered boxes. Making sure she wasn't looking back at me, I ran my nose up close to her big butt and sniffed. I was nervous as hell about being caught, but when I picked up the faint odor of shit coming from her crack, I was damn glad I'd went through with my plan! It was a very mild and mellow aroma, and an involuntary shiver of excitement ripped through me upon smelling it! I just took that one smell, and then started re-stacking the boxes. Setting the last one on the pile, I leaned in fast and took a second sniff of her shapely ass. That's when she farted!! It came out in a deep droning tone, and ended as fast as it had began! Forgetting myself, I kept my nose close and inhaled the gas as it filtered through her tight jeans. The odor was of the same quality as her crack, though in much more abundance!! It wasn't till her fart had nearly evaporated or went up my nose, when I realized what I was doing.

Not knowing for sure how much time had passed since she'd farted, I backed off and cried playfully, "Jesus woman! You could have warned me!"

She looked down at me once I was beside her again, and I could see the smirk on her face as she said sarcastically, "Like it would have made a difference!"

I laughed lightly as she giggled along.

"Pervert!" she teased.

"I know." I replied in agreement.

She giggled some more and shook her head in wonder.

As she was jotting down the next title, she asked lightly, but seriously, "You really don't mind me farting in front of you do ya?"

"Nope, not at all."

"Really?" she asked again, looking down at me.

I could see she felt a little self conscious about it from the look on her face. "Have I ever lied to you yet?!"

"Not that I know of." she replied, a small smile starting to show.

"Well I'm not about to start now!"

There was a short pause as she looked back to her clipboard. In a small shy voice, she asked, "So you really don't mind if I fart then?"

"Not even a little." I said simply.

I saw her smile get bigger, but she didn't look back down at me. Not wanting to cause her anymore embarrassment, I pulled the next box off the self and read the title off to her. We finally got the shelves cleaned off, and as I stacked them into a big box, she went up front to take care of the first and only customer so far today. The customer gone, I followed her instructions and brought the box up front and in between the two counters.

"Now, I need you to stack them up on the bottom shelf nice and neat so all of them will fit." she said.

I nodded in understanding and got back to my knees to do the job. I was situated pretty close to the center, which didn't give much room for her to maneuver around. As I began my stacking job, she busied herself by cataloging up above on the counter. I wasn't sure if it was intentional or not, but she'd positioned herself extremely close to my working area with her back turned to me! I stared at her ass as often as I could, which was almost continuous since she was right beside me! Not long into my new job, and as I was taking yet another good look at her ass from only a foot away, she bent over and propped her elbow on the counter, which in turn shot her ass out towards me. It gave her the look of really being into her work, but I was almost positive she'd done it for my benefit alone.

Her ass only a few inches away from me now, I took advantage of its closeness and took another whiff of it. I was still nervous about being caught, but I wasn't about to let the opportunity pass by either! Again I was able to detect that faint shit odor coming from her crack, and I sniffed for a good long time before going back to work.

It was when my job was nearly half done, and I was once again in close to her ass sniffing that wonderful odor coming off it, when she asked playfully, "The back of my jeans still look good?"

I backed away quickly, not wanting her to catch me with my nose up her ass. Seeing she wasn't looking back at me, I replied, "Very!"

She snickered, and then farted. "And now?" she asked teasingly, still not looking back at me.

I took a strong enough whiff of her ass to make sure she could hear it, and then replied with enthusiasm, "Even better!"

"You damn pervert!" she exclaimed.

"Me?!" I exclaimed back. "You're the one farting in my face!"

"Yeah, but you're the one smelling them!"

"How do you know I'm smelling them?"

She looked back with a big grin on her face. "How can you not? You're right there!"

I returned her grin, and replied, "Well yeah, but it's not like I'm TRYING to."

"You not?" she asked in mock disappointment.

"Of course not!"

"Oh. Bummer." she said, and turned back around.

I was able to see her smile broaden before she'd turned all the way back around. 'Damn!' I thought. 'This is turning out even better then I'd hoped.' Thinking maybe I should keep our verbal teasing going, and try to learn just how far I was allowed to go, I said, "Hey, just because I'm not trying, doesn't mean I want you to stop."

I heard her giggle. "I wasn't planning on stopping. Actually I don't think I could if I wanted to."

"Why's that?" I asked, intrigued.

"I haven't taken a shit yet today, and I think that's why I have so much gas right now!"

I wasn't able to respond to this, other then gaping my mouth open in shock, because a customer entered right then. I couldn't believe she'd just said something so crude and personal to me! She'd never been this outspoken before! What was so different about today? What was it that brought on this sudden change in her? I couldn't think of one single reason, other then maybe she was finally ready to get rid of 'Bill the ass hole', and was finally giving in to my constant flirting, possibly choosing me as his replacement. God I hoped that was it!!

The customer leaving, Jackie spun around and smiled rather flirtatiously at me, and walked back over and took up her categorizing job once again. I was ecstatic in seeing this new side of her, and hoped like hell it would lead into something more! We both went back to work, and every thirty seconds or so, I'd take the liberty to smell her ass crack. It made my mouth water whenever I breathed in her dirty scent! I was in for one hell of a jack off session later on!!

"Boy! I'm definitely going to have to use the restroom later on!" she said lightly, and then farted before I had a chance to respond.

It came out of her in a loud eruption of butt slapping exertion! I was stunned by its commanding arrival, so it took me a second to respond and rush in to smell it! I wasn't too late though, and was able to inhale a great deal of it before it was gone.

"I think I'll hold it as long as I can though." she said teasingly, then looked back at me. "Just to put you through misery."

I'd just been backing away from her ass as she'd looked back, and I was sure she knew I'd been smelling her. The smile on her face remaining, I grinned and said, "Well, I'm sorry to say, but they have more bark then they do bite."

She laughed pretty hard as she continued to look back at me. I think she was enjoying herself as much as I was! I'd never met a woman who was as casual as her about farting in front of me. And she REALLY seemed to be enjoying it too!!

"More bark then bite huh.?" she asked, after she got control of her laughter.

"Yep." I replied with a grin.

She laughed a little more, then, "So, is that a good or bad thing?"

"Oh definitely good!" I replied lightly, but seriously. "I can do without that intense sulfur smell any day!"

She chuckled again, but at the same time I could see she was trying to read my expression for my sincerity. I tried hard to show her my interest, and at the same time keep a playful smile on my face. I think I pulled it off, because I saw the small nod before she turned around again.

Then completely out of context, she asked, "So, what are you up to today?"

I grinned as I looked at her big butt. "Looks to me about butt high to you!"

She laughed, but didn't turn around. "No, silly! I mean, what are you going to do all day?"

"I don't know." I shrugged.

"You can stick around here if you want." she said, her tone hinting and unsure. "I mean, if you want to.?"

I smiled in triumph! "I'd be happy to! Just so long as I don't make a nuisance of myself."

She finally turned back around. Her smile was pleasant as she stated, "You won't. I like having you here. Besides, you help break up the boredom and make me laugh a lot!"

"Don't forget," I said grinning. "I don't mind you farting either."

She covered her mouth as she started laughing. "Yeah, I can't forget about that!"

We went back to our work and once I was done with my stacking job, I stayed down on the floor behind her and took whiff after whiff of her scrumptious butt scent! It was at least five minutes of constant butt smelling that went by before she stood upright again and turned around.

A faint grin showing, she said, "I'm going to go ahead and change into my "after work" clothes. Be back in a second."

I stood up, more then a little puzzled, and watched as she walked out the door. She went to her car and took out a small bag, then started walking back towards the store.

As soon as she entered the store again and saw the look on my face, she said, "I was planning on going out with a friend of mine tonight after work." Then holding up the bag, she said, "I didn't want to have to go all the way back home to change."

I nodded in understanding, and watched as she made for the back room. Actually, I watched her ASS as she made for the back room. Jesus! That sucker really had some bounce to it!! No customer came during my five minute wait, which wasn't surprising. I felt my eyes widen when she finally came out of the back room and started walking up the isle towards me. Wow! Just glancing over the colorful shirt she'd changed into, my eyes dropped and stayed on the yellow miniskirt that complimented it, AND her! Good Lord was it short! It was made of that stretchy spandex-type material that hugged and clung to every curve! The damn thing looked like it only went past her crotch a couple of inches! Fuck she looked good!!

"What do you think?" she asked, turning around so I could see the back.

I practically whimpered when her butt came into view! The material molded to her big round cheeks, and just barely went down far enough to cover them! Her thick thighs did a beautiful job of setting off the entire display, and I belatedly notice she was wearing no panties beneath! There was no line visible anywhere!

"Well?!" she asked again, looking over her shoulder at me with a big grin on her face.

"God damn woman! You look incredible!" I said sincerely.

That big grin stayed on her face as she came around in between the counters. "You don't think it's too revealing do you?"

"Only if I were your boyfriend!" I stated.

My statement looked as though it pleased her. She said nothing for a few seconds, letting me stare down at her thighs for a while before she spoke. "You going to help me store away the rest of the boxes?"

There was probably another half a box worth of video boxes still laying on the floor in the back. "Hell yes I am!" I declared, not bothering to look up at her.

She giggled. "Well let's get to it then!"

I quickly went to the back of the store and gathered up the rest of the boxes, then even more quickly, came back up front between the counters. She was already back to her categorizing, a noticeable smirk on her face as she jotted down information. She was at the other counter this time, and I think because it enabled her to look outside for approaching customers. I sat the box down so I would be right behind her, and then got down myself!

She looked back and down at me, that smirk still there, and said, "What's the rush? Slow down or we're going to run out of things to occupy our time!"

I smiled, knowing she was teasing me. "Sorry. Just had a burst of energy there for a while. I think it's gone now."

Her smile was big and knowing. As she turned around this time, she stepped back a little and widened her stance before she bent down and propped herself up on her elbow. She'd spread her feet apart a good two and a half feet when she'd stepped back, and I didn't waste any time in looking up her skirt! Oh yeah!! Everything was in view!! Her hairy cunt looked wet as hell, almost to the point of dripping!! I could even see that the crack of her ass was hairy! Well, I could see the outside of her crack, and IT had hair growing from it, so I assumed the inside of her crack was even more hairy! It didn't diminish my arousal at all!!

Having bent over like she had caused her skirt to ride up a little higher. It now exposed the very bottom portion of her big round ass! I had a clear shot at her crack from even a sitting position, so I could now get right up close and personal with it! And I did!! I got so close I could actually feel her body heat radiating from her! I took my first whiff of her now exposed crack, and felt my arousal go ballistic in response!! It was such a fresh and pure shit odor, but still held that mellow aroma that her farts had possessed!! It was phenomenal!!!

I totally gave up on my storing job, and dedicated all my attention to her hairy, shit smelling crack!! Since she continued to play innocent at what she was doing, I played along and stayed out of touching range. If she didn't want me to touch her, then I was more than happy to just getting close! But, a brief accident did happen about five minutes later. I was busy smelling her ass from a very close proximity when she suddenly moved, causing my nose to brush up against her crack. I quickly backed away and awaited her response to the brief contact we'd just had, hoping it wouldn't distress her enough to make her stop her exhibitionism. The only thing she did, was to lift her left leg up and out to rest her foot on the shelf inside the counter. After her foot was up and in place, she bent over the counter even further, causing her ass to stick out and open up right before me!! I could now see her entire ass crack and her big sphincter within!! Her crack was deep, and WAS in fact hairy! Hair covered every bit of the walls of her deep crack, and I honestly found it an arousing site!!

I pushed the box in front of me out of the way, and undid my shorts so I could pull my stiff cock out. I turned straight on with her, cock in hand, and was actually able to get my nose in between her crack pretty far without touching her. I inhaled her warm delicious odor coming from her exposed anus, and jerked off at the same time. I worked my cock slowly so I wouldn't accidentally bump into her, because I still thought she didn't want me to touch her. I was just about ready to cum when I saw her big sphincter bulge out alarmingly far! I backed off just a little so I could get a good look at it, and watched as it contracted back in, and then bulge back out. Feeling my orgasm rapidly approaching, I got my nose back in place and breathed in hard. And that's when she cut loose her biggest fart yet!! My nose and face was pummeled by her explosive release of hot gas so hard, I actually had to close my eyes from its continuos onslaught!! I came immediately! The abundant amount of stench I was inhaling made my orgasm incredibly strong and prolonged!! It was positively the best I'd ever had!!

My orgasm done, my cock growing soft, she stood upright and turned to face me. I didn't have the energy to try and hide my cum dripping cock before she could turn all the way around, so I just sat there and looked up at her and breathed heavily. Her face was flushed, and she grinned when she looked down at all the cum I'd released on the floor and counter before me.

Her grin becoming much bigger, she asked, "You going to come back and keep me company again next week?"