Off the Bus
by Slave Fart

She was standing on the corner next to me while we waited for the bus. She was a gorgeous black woman in a track jacket and tight gray sweatpants that hugged on her large bubble butt. I wanted to drop to my knees and just shove my face between those ass cheeks. I have always wanted to eat the shit right out of a perfect ass like that. I wanted to so badly that I'd even PAY for the opportunity...

I checked my phone for the bus arrival time and saw that it wasn't coming for another 15 minutes. The woman was on the phone and talking loud, so I turned my music down to hear what she was saying. I'd really like to have heard what she was saying.

"Thanks again for that huge breakfast Sharnice, always happy to eat a huge meal since my mom kicked me OUT! I'm 22 and on my own now. I didn't think I'd be on my own so early! She told me that it was time for me to get a place... I have a job! ... No! No I don't want to have sex for money. ... I know I need more money. ... OK... OK... I'm gonna hang up now. Haha! Sure thing."

She ended the call and shifted around, clearly uncomfortable. I thought she was cute and I kind of wanted to know a little more about her story... But I also knew a way she could make some extra cash.

"Hi, I couldn't help but overhear you. Are you looking for a second job?"

She looked confused and cocked her head, "What the fuck do you care?"

"Well... I know there's a way you could make some extra cash and not really have to do anything."

"If you thinking that you go'n fuck me, you crazier than muh'fucka."

I laughed, "No... Actually I would pay you to do something that you're going to do anyway."

"What I do anyways? How am I go'n get paid for something I'm already doin'? And what is it even?"

I was too far along to not ask, so I just went for it.

"Well I would pay you $100 to take a shit in my mouth. I have a camping toilet and I would just be laying down below you on a tarp. Then you would just, well, you'd just take a shit. The rest would be up to me."

Her mouth fell open as I was detailing how she could make some scratch, and I thought she was appalled...

"Well... I gotta shit right now. We gon' do this at your place? My place a'int exactly done bein' moved into... Are you gonna eat it? I think I'd like it better if you ate my shit."

I told her that this was my stop and we both got off the bus. There was nobody around, so she started asking questions, "What the fuck is wrong with you? Wanting to eat my shit... That's fucking nasty. I'm gonna make you eat it too. Specially for the 100 dollars. Man. I can't believe it. Maybe I'll get your number and we can do this every day. I take big shits around this time, too. Every day after I get off my shift, I'll come over to your house and make you my toilet. Shit... That's what I'm gonna do. Hell, I'll even give you a discount rate after a few of my dumps."

She was not so quietly berating me as she walked slightly ahead of me, I figured that if I was about to eat shit out of her ass, I should be staring at it pretty intently... It really was spectacular. She had such a nice bounce to it and the shape... Mmmm... She told me then that she had to fart really bad, but was "saving it for my face."

Her laughter at me was loud and apparent. Her willingness to shit on my face was also super fast. I guess she just knew an easy opportunity to make cash fast when she saw it.

I opened up my apartment and she noted the nice furniture that I had everywhere. My apartment had a really sweet set up for a bachelor, and the second bedroom even held all the camping gear I owned, but had never used...

"In there is my tarp and camping toilet, I've never..."

She interrupted, "Well you might have a camping toilet, but YOU go'n be MY toilet! Ahhh hahahaha! Listen here, boy, I've been holding in my shit for too long. If I wanted to hear you talk, I sure as hell wouldn't be shitting into that mouth. So let me fill that mouth right up so you CAN'T talk! Come on! Now! I have to shit... In your mouth!"

She was so pretty and petite other than her ass, I had no idea she could be so forceful, but there she was, shoving me into my office so that she could move her bowels right down my throat.

I opened up my wallet and tossed the hundred bucks on the desk.

"I don't need that just yet... I'm gonna make damn sure that you EAT my SHIT, loser. I'm gonna call you that. Loser. Maybe toilet? Maybe slave? Either way, boy, consider this your reparations."

As I spread the tarp out, and got the toilet set up, I said, "But my ancestors never owned..."

She stopped me cold, "BITCH I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!! I OWN YOU NOW, SO IT DON'T FUCKING MATTER WHO OWNED WHOM BEFORE. I FUCKING OWN YOU. I OWN YOU!"

Her screaming was convincing, if not serious, and it made me hurry her toilet (my mouth) into position that much faster.

"Finally," she breathed hard as she stood over me, looking down through the toilet seat at my open and waiting mouth. She pulled her pants down quickly, and sat above me. I had never seen an asshole that was going to shit on me before. It looked so... So strange and arousing.

"Yo dick is standing straight the fuck up. You gettin' a chub lookin' at my asshole? Well go ahead and kiss it. Kiss my asshole before I go ahead and take a shit down your throat."

I obeyed and planted my lips onto her anus. She farted extremely hard and the stench filled my olfactory senses to overwhelming levels. It smelled like a skunk that had eaten too much Taco Bell. Her anus opened and closed once more for another monstrous fart that made me reconsider what I was doing, but when I opened my mouth to voice my concern, I was treated to another blast and the eruption of a 2 inch golden turd that was extremely soft... She opened her legs to see my mouth full of her shit.

"HAHAHAHA! Fuck yes! Here, keep your mouth open, I'm taking a picture of this shit! Of MY shit! In your mouth! Hahaha! Little bitch!"

She ended up taking several pictures before closing her legs and she continued her berating of me, "You seen the movie, The Help? That lady put her shit into a pie and made that white bitch eat it. Well instead of putting my shit in a pie, I'm making you eat just straight up shit. A'int no use in pretending like you a'int just go'n eat my shit, slave boy. CHOMP ON IT! CHEW IT UP, BOY!"

She unloaded again, this time the turd was about 6 inches, followed by another 4 incher right behind it. The second, smaller turd was coiled under my nose, making it look like her shit was my mustache. She farted again, this time it lasted at least 5 seconds and her intestinal air rushed across my face. I was swallowing her six inch turd when she snapped a picture of me chewing with her shit directly under my nose.

She sat up straight and grunted. Nothing happened, but I saw her anus flex out and strain. Whatever was on the other side of that sphincter muscle was huge...

She grunted again, but instead of just pulsing, this time her sphincter opened up and the beginning of a piece of Her shit started forcing it's way out of her ass and into my mouth. It didn't break off at about a foot and a half, from her anus to my tongue. Her colon was really getting cleared today!

I thought that the turd would break, but it didn't and she grunted again, this time the shit log that was now all over my face and not just my mouth. She grunted one more time and ended the turd with a thundering fart that would make a horse blush.

"Here I sit, above some... Thing... I just took a shit in this... THING'S mouth!!! Oh man...."

She started taking more pictures and laughing. My face was covered in her dump and she couldn't believe that I was so willing to eat it all, but I worked through all of it and ended up eating more shit than I ever thought possible.

She was laughing and took some recordings of video too, and eventually I was able to eat all of her load. She then tossed me my shirt and told me to wipe off my face.

"You still gotta lick my asshole clean, bitch."

I obeyed and tongued around her asshole in a circular motion, she was clearly getting off on this.

"You know Nikki Minaj once said 'point me to the best ass eater', well I definitely found him. She also said to kiss her ass and her anus.... I might know someone that's good enough! Damn! You lick a GREAT asshole..."

I didn't question it, but rather enjoyed being between her ass cheeks, licking and worshipping the ass that just shit down my throat.

"Thank you for the opportunity to be your toilet, Mistress!"

"Fucking weirdo... Well I gotta get headed out... I'll be back though, don't you fucking worry about that... $100 AND I get to take a shit in your mouth? Every dump I take is now yours to eat, boy."

"Thank you Mistress."

She comes back every day, and reduced my rate so I could pay her. She told me she doesn't want me for anything else because then I'd have to quit and she wants the cash to shit in my mouth. I even have a second bathroom now that I converted my office and my mouth... Although she is the only one that ever uses that one.