On a Cold Night
by BH's Gal

It was a cold windy night, and I was out walking my dog when I saw a dark shadowy figure out of the corner of my eye. I begin to walk faster, feeling kinda nervous, and I look behind me and see a man walking keeping pace with me. I begin to walk faster knowing that my little poodle was not going to be any protection whatever. I hear his foot steps coming faster and I panic I start to run, racing as fast as I could I make it to my house and run inside slamming the door behind me.

Suddenly I hear the front door-knob being jiggled. Panicking I race and hide inside the closet, my heart is pounding. I wonder who the hell this person is and what am I going to do. My boyfriend is not due home until a couple of hours later. I hear the footsteps coming closer and the door being slowly opened. Eyes shut tight I start to scream as I feel a hand grab me. "Tash" I hear him say. I stop screaming and open my eyes there stands my boyfriend laughing his ass off at me!! "You f-cken jerk" , I scream at him. Pissed off I grab him and wrestle him to the ground, getting him in a leg lock I crank on his waist squeezing with all my might, I can hear the air being forced out of his lungs. He is struggling trying to get loose but I feel no mercy and squeeze harder. When I know there is no air left I release him quickly, sitting on his face, everytime he gasps for air I release a long fart, Brrrrrrrrrumph!! right into his nose and mouth. He struggles trying to push me off but I have him down and he's not going anywhere. " You think you're funny, you ass", I scream at him. "Well we shall see who gets the last laugh" I continue to fart letting fart after fart go, fffffffffffffffffffffftttt, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrumph, I can feel him starting to choke but I keep farting laughing all the while.

"Taste good?" I ask giving a malicious laugh. "Maybe next time you'll think before you try a stunt like that again. I let more farts rip: the smell is beginning to make my eyes water and I laugh knowing that it's worse for him, his nose being only a inch from my ass. Gagging and struggling to free himself I hear him pleading with me to let him go but this just makes me laugh harder "Not a chance", I tell him. I let go a deep low rumbler and that's it he's done for! I feel him begging to throw up, I quickly jump up and laugh as I watch him scramble to his feet and race to the bathroom. Feeling proud of myself I go and sit down to munch on some ice-cream thinking to myself, I enjoyed that so much that maybe I'll do it again later.....