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Short Side Stories Poor Greg He's waiting in the bathroom right now, oh if that tiny little idiot only knew what I had cooking for him he would have never been so mean. Last night my supposed boyfriend decided that it was appropriate to share to our friends that I farted in my sleep. They all laughed including my boyfriend, what can I say I was embarrassed and very angry. Greg should've remembered that he was only a few inches tall and he also shouldn't of told me about his past with that crazy goddess chick. If he even knew that I had three bowls of baked beans or that I hadn't used any deodorant today or that I hadn't taken a shower after my workout, oh I wonder what he would do. "Hey babe can you help me up." He says walking out of the bathroom. I do putting him on one of the pillows of my bed it honestly is adorable watching him sleep on that big thing. "Wait I'm just going to move the pillow down a bit. Don't want me to roll over and have my mouth right there I mean you could fall in." "Well Ok sure. Just not to far." "That's fine I just really want you to know you're there behind me." I place the pillow at about shoulder height then turn my back to Greg. After a few minutes of fake sleeping by me I hear a small groan in my stomach. It wouldn't be long now but I needed to keep him back there while I waited. I put the pillow closer towards me and "accidentally" push Greg into my armpit. Greg gets trapped inside it for a second long enough for him to breath in the stench and get smeared with sweat. "GAH!" He yelps pushing himself out from my armpit. "Oh sorry baby I guess I must have just dropped my armpit onto you by mistake. You okay." I say feigning concern. "That stunk and you know about my past I mean c'mon." "I'm sorry, I forgot to have a shower today that's why it must stink." "Whatever it's fine just move me a back up." I Damn! I needed him back there the groaning was getting louder I was almost ready I just needed more time. "Wait babe, umm.....before we sleep how about a little fun." "What do you mean" Greg said as he tried to pull the pillow back to the top of the bed (unsuccessfully I might add.)"You wanna try watching my documentary again!" Greg suddenly said lighting up at the opportunity. "No, No, not that ever again. What I meant was I'd sure love it if you *ahem* took a trip down south?" I give my biggest puppy dog eyes Greg usually falls for that. "All right but not for too long I wanna sleep." Hook, line and sinker. I get on top of the pillow with my crotch hanging over him then I move it down just enough so it's on top of him but not so much that it's squashing him (believe me I've had a lot of arguments about the correct way to do this). Greg recoiled a bit at the tangy taste of it but I hold him in place make him suck it up. In fairness to the tiny guy he wasn't terrible but his current cunnilingus also had the benefit of loosening up some of my gas and in an instant I was ready. I pull the covers over us to trap what's to come and push his whole body further down near my ass. Not giving him the chance to say anything I blurt out "Buckle up cupcake, cause the reckoning is upon you!" and I let out a long bassy fart. BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP He screams and tries to escape but can't my weight is too much for him and then I fart two nice long farts right next to his face. PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPTT "HAHAHA how does it smell buddy why don't you breath it all in for me." I feel him breathing in and out right below my ass carefully trying not to get the brunt of the fart air in the Dutch oven I created. The efforts he made it turned would be working against him since I waited and timed his breathing just right so every time he would breath in it would always be when I had a fart to give. "C'mon you must be able to get out or at least try and hold your breath.......unless you actually like being in your girlfriends own Dutch oven.....if that's the case then I will be happy to oblige!" I say while Greg whimpers as a particularly wet fart hit's him hard. The rest of the night was spent much like this until he passed out. And with that I placed his unconscious body inside my sweaty still farting ass for the night.
Tommy and the Goddess
The Goddess of Transformation looked over the empty slave pen lamenting over the loss of her flock of meek men. Trudging about she looked over her various torture devices the gas chambers, the vices, the two storey outhouse, and of course her favourite the torture chamber. An empty room where she would bring every single one of her slaves and have them become every single thing she wanted but now it was just nothing. She thought of going down to Earth and finding a new one but quickly dismissed it, with her sisters watching closely any new ones she got would just be sent to the camp. With one last look around the room the Goddess left and went into her bathroom thinking a nice warm shower would be just the thing she would need (and yes the omnipotent god of transforming things has a bathroom how else do you think she gets clean by just magically making herself clean because that is just ridiculous). However upon her entrance into the bathroom she felt a rumble from down below and decided to use the toilet first. This only brought her more sadness as this would be one of the few times she had done this without a slave underneath her. After what could only be described as the saddest bowl movement ever by a God that specialized in transforming things. The Goddess finished up and grabbed a hefty amount of toilet paper. She reached down and wiped her deep asscrack as roughly as possible then threw the brown paper into the toilet. The Goddess considered going to have her shower now but for some reason she felt compelled to look at the toilet paper that she had just thrown away. "Wait a minute..........he couldn't be there's no way" The goddess poked the waded up pile of toilet paper and in an instant a man appeared in her toilet bowl. "TOMMY! YOU'RE STILL HERE OH HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU!" Tommy just looked around the room trying to adjust to not being a piece of toilet paper for the first time in months. To his surprise the Goddess actually pulled him out of the toilet and gave him a hug. This would lead to him being smothered in between her chest as the Goddess held him tighter then Tommy thought was possible but still it was the nicest thing she had ever done for him. "I promise I will never let them take you away Tommy, don't worry for one second you'll always have a place under my ass." Tommy didn't say a thing too shocked from the only act of compassion the Goddess had ever given him and he actually hugged her back. Being that Tommy was still covered in a brown smears the hug didn't last long and GoT pushed him away. "All right enough of that you're getting me all dirty and shit! I shouldn't even be talking to you Growth or Shrink could come by any minute." GoT transformed Tommy into a pair of panties and quickly put them on checking her back to make sure none of her sisters would surprise her. " I'll keep you there until I can get back to the torture room and just to make sure we have some extra fun let's just get you nice and wedgied up in there." Pantie-Tommy was pulled up further into her crack and soon his face made contact with her sweaty asshole. The sweat was soon pouring onto him as the Goddess marched out of the bathroom and back into her torture room. PFFFFFFFFRPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT "Ahhhh it's good to be back isn't it Tommy." To Tommy it certainly wasn't after months of being just used as toilet paper the fresh fart air reminded him that he would likely be used for much more after all he was all she had now. The Goddess then made a starting realization after blasting a huge ripper into Tommy-Panties. "Sorry little Tommy but I can't keep you as panties the other Goddesses will suspect something if I suddenly start wearing clothes." The Goddess paused as if she was waiting for Tommy to reply though even if he wasn't an inanimate object with no mouth where his mouth was had been completely consumed by her asshole. "Anyway for now I'm going to turn you into a throne for me too sit on I doubt they'll notice it with all the other torture devices I have and it even has the benefit of me getting to sit on you all day. Oh this is just going to be sooooooo perfect." Pantie-Tommy was turned into Throne-Tommy in the blink of an eye and the Goddess sat down on him. Relaxing on her man seat the Goddess finally took a breath and tried to enjoy the thing she loved most. That is until the Goddess of Shrinking appeared right in front of her. "Goddess of Transformation I need to ask you to do something for me." "Calm down Goddess just listen I need you to pay a visit to Beatrice and give her your power." "I've thought it over and we need to do this at least to test her, oh and make sure you don't say any of this to Growth" The Goddess of Transformation suddenly perked up having one of her sisters finally owe her something for once. "I don't know sis' it would take a lot of convincing for me to do that." The Goddess said with a short giggle. "Or how about I don't take away the slave you're using as a throne right now.' The tiny Goddess replied rather coy. "Shit" "Make sure you do it after your talk with Fionna though I need to prepare some things in the meantime. Anyway go have fun with your slave I won't keep you." In an instant the Goddess of Shrinking was gone and her sister was left sit on her Throne-Tommy to do the one thing she loved more then anything else. PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTT And with that Tommy was plunged back into hell.
Valerie
"K have fun I'll talk to you later" Val said leading Zoe to the door then quickly turning back to the man pasted onto the cushion. "All right fart face let's go to the bathroom I think it's time you graduated from cushion to toilet paper" Val said with a giggle as she lead the man into the bathroom all the while he stayed on his knees following close to her ever farting ass. Valerie watched Zoe walk out the door she could see the longing in her eyes. "Damn I hope that girl finds what she's looking for......BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAABBBBBBLLLLLL Shit let's get to this slave." Valerie said plugging the toilet with her big ass all the while her slave closed the door for her. "Yes mistress." The slave said as the door shut. "K we don't have a lot of time that PFRPT..... that laxative is about to blow up my backside any second so here's what's going to happen." Valerie said clutching her stomach desperately."I am going to just fucking destroy this toilet and you are going to put your head between my thighs." "Okay that's fine with me." The slave said much to Valerie's shock at his willingness. Out of all the guys she had brought to do this not one of them had gotten this far and been this willing. She wanted to see just how far she could get this guy to go for her. "And you won't do anything but sniff correct." "Exactly." He replied "And then you'll be used as what." "As a toilet paper for Mistress's heavenly bottom." "Shit you're pretty damn good at this aren't yah." "I hope so I would do anything for my lo....SSSSPPPPPPPPROOOOOOCHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSS" A earthquake level fart cut him off. Upon this happening Valerie grabbed the slave and forced him in between her thighs although there was no effort on his part to repel her at all. "Enough talking there are more important matters to attend to." After saying that Valerie completely let loose everything. A flood of brown sewage spewed out uncontrollably and at first she thought to hold the slave's head down but again there was no resistance. SSSSLLLLLLLOOOOOOORRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSHHHHHHH *SNIFFF* SSSSPPPPRRRRROOOOOMMMMMFFFFFSLLLLLLSSSHHHH *SNIFF* That's when Valerie heard the slave's breathing and it was especially jarring because she could sometimes here it over her own torrent of sludge. This guy was really going all out for it Valerie had never been so impressed. She herself could smell the horrible stench despite the vacuum seal that the slave's head and her ass. Even with all this the smell was enough that she had to hold her nose but this guy was inches away from it and breathing it in like daisies. It even got worse when the toilet started to fill up. Now she couldn't really tell but Valerie could swear that it was starting to reach the slave's head. She had to make herself stop just for fear of him drowning. "Slave you can come up now." Valerie said as he came up to look at her face. She laughed a bit at seeing his face that had one small brown spot right on the tip of his nose. The slave didn't react. After a bit of a laughing fit Valerie's curiosity got the better of her and she asked "Why were you breathing so loudly?" "Well I thought it would make you happy if you heard me. Did I do wrong Mistress." "No slave you did very very very right. Now on to your other duties." Valerie turned around and pointed at her brown butt crack. "Clean it and no talking until your finished." The second she finished the slave moved his face up in between her crack and just as quickly was tonguing her like a pro. Once again the sheer amount of commitment this guy had even when faced with a swamp shit smeared ass was simply admirable. Not one flinch not one hesitation he just went at it much to Valerie's ever growing pleasure. In fact he might have done to good a job as it loosened up Valerie from what she was holding back. A wet slapper blasted out of her rear and coated the now relatively clean ass in fresh shit. SSSPPPPRRRRRAAAPPPSSSSTTTTT "Oh shit are you Okay." The slave didn't answer in fact he hadn't even changed his motions since the wet fart. No the slave just continued licking up the foulness of her stinking rear even though it had just been made ten times worse. Valerie had to pull him out to get an explanation from him. "What are you doing." Valerie said in pure confusion. "I'm sorry mistress I'll do better next time." He said oddly very calm. "No wait I mean.......why didn't you say anything or stop after that fucking huge shart I never asked you to do that and even if I did why would you?" "Well you said not to stop or talk until I was finished and when your lovely butt let loose it made mistress dirty again so I had to clean it just like you said."Valerie's mouth hung wide upon at what this guy had just said it was actually incredible. "After all your my mistress you decide what I do not me and I do it all because I love you and everything you have to give me more than anything on Earth." And that's when Valerie decided that she wouldn't be changing anything about this relationship in the future.
Celebrity Status
The band Worm Cleavage had taken a dramatic change following Adam Starr's apparent disappearance. Being the extremely successful group Worm Cleavage was they weren't about to just let it all fade away onto a brown stain on some girl's ass (much like Adam had). So the record company brought in someone new to take Adam's place despite the fact that the band was more than happy to continue on without him. Nevertheless they brought someone new a young up and coming artist named Kimberly Sampson or more commonly known by her stage name Red Starrr in the most subtle of all theft's. Still it worked out for her and she became their new lead singer to an all boy band just because she could manage to hit the high notes that Adam was famous for with ease, but despite this talent there were a few problems. For starters Red was hard to work with to put it nicely. Apparently once she got a taste of fame Red god a little egotistical again to put it nicely. It started off small like making reminding everyone to call her Red and not Kimberly, then moved on to demanding outrageous things before she could preform, and cultivating in one instance where an assistant made the mistake of calling her Kim who was chewed for an hour which made the concert they were supposed to be preforming delayed. This wasn't uncommon for the member's of Worm Cleavage though after all they worked with Adam however there was one thing they were certainly not prepared for. Red was completely and utterly disgusting. Believing that everything she did and everything thing about herself was perfect in every way made Red decide that any conventional forms of bathing or keeping clean were beneath her. In actuality Red was just a lazy ass but used this idea to convince herself that nothing was wrong with her. This meant that during shows where Red would run around and work up a sweat there was really nothing she did to fix that smell. Along with this Red had a little problem keeping her gas in check. Whether it was because she didn't care or actually had a problem couldn't be said but this resulted in all the band getting gas while she sang. It wasn't just the band members either several backstage hands and assistants quit because of Red's habits but no matter what happened Red would always say they were lying or make a huge fuss like she was known to do. One particular show was no different. Red had shown up on about an hour late and of course all throughout the concert she would run around work up a sweat and fart all around her band members all the while assuming she was a sex symbol for all. Red even attempted a stage dive at one point but after catching her many dropped her right back down to get away from her stench. Red cancelled the show shortly after this incident and made her way backstage where she heard her band members talking about her. "God why did Adam have to leave at least we only lost chicks with him not our ability to breath." Red jumped in front of them just to berate them all. "HEY WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS MY BAND AND YOU HAVE NO PLACE, I COULD KICK YOU ALL OUT IF I WANTED TO. I MAKE THIS SHIT UP THERE AND ALSO HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I'M GROSS YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY TO EVEN GET A FART OUT OF A GIRL AS SEXY AS ME YOU LITTLE CUNT. ALL OF YOU ARE COMPLETELY USELESS GO FUCK YOURSELVES." Red stormed away from them and back to her dressing room in a huff, steaming with rage. When she got in Red was surprised to find someone was already in there a short brunette with glasses. The brunette tried to say something but Red screamed over anything she was saying. "YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" "Whoa OK I'm a your new assistant Miss Starrr." The brunette said completely taken aback by the rock star's demeanour. "DO YOU THINK I'M GROSS!" "I wait what....." "HERE COME SMELL ME YOU DON'T THINK I'M GROSS RIGHT." "Ummmm I don't........ Okay I guess." The assistant moved her way closer to the crazed girl the sweat and stench coming off of her hitting the girl the closer she got. Eventually she made it and took her most exaggerated whiff which she soon regretted because it was the most awful smell she had ever smelt. The assistant didn't make that obvious though and tried her best to make it seem like the scent was no big deal. Which again she soon regretted. "SEE IT'S PERFECTLY FINE THERE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF JEALOUS ASSHOLES." "Yeah sure you smell *cough* fine."The assistant lied. "WHAT ABOUT MY FEET THERE FINE TO RIGHT THEY DON'T GROSS YOU OUT IN THE SLIGHTEST RIGHT." The assistant made the mistake of not answering right away."RIGHT!" "Uhhhhhhhhh." "HERE TELL ME FOR YOURSELF." In an instant Red had pushed the assistant to the ground and placed her barefoot on the assistant's face. The foot stunk to high heaven and it was basically being smeared all over this girl's face and the smell almost drained her of energy like it made her imoble just from it's pungent stench. Even the sweat off the foot was seeping onto the assistant's face affectively bathing her in Red's rancid feet. Red was relentless though and continued to smear and scrub her feet on this girl's face just to prove to the world (ineffectively) that she wasn't disgusting. Still though Red eventually did stop much to the assistant's delight. "SEE YOU LOOK FINE AND I WAS RUNNING AROUND OUT THERE FOR HOURS." "Grugug" was the only sound the assistant could make. "AND DID YOU HEAR THEY WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT MY ASS THOSE JERKS YOU DON'T MIND IT IN THE SLIGHTEST DO YOU." "Please......just......give me a sec........" Red's sweaty rear was on the assistant's face before she could even get through the sentence which meant that when it fell down her mouth was wide open. Awful sweat filled her mouth likely from all the running around Red did on stage but now it was torment this poor assistant. "YOU'RE AN ASSISTANT YOUR SUPPOSED TO LIE AND MAKE ME FEEL BETTER SO SHUT UP AND TELL ME MY ASS SMELLS GREAT." It most certainly did not but any attempt at trying to articulate that point wouldn't be heard beneath the fleshy mounds above this girl. The foot was one thing but this was a completely different story. The cheeks fully encompassed her face and the stench was far far worse as the amount of farting Red did on stage still very much lingered around. Overall though it was that awful trapping around her that an ass was subduing her and there was nothing to be done. And of course there was this. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTT A fresh fart ignited her hell and made everything ten times worse. Before it didn't smell to bad but that fart air had no where to go except of course for the poor girl's nostrils. They flared as she tried her best to find air while being smothered but there was none just the awful gas of this truly awful woman. It began to get to the girl even more and unconsciousness was coming quick until Red spoke up once more. "ALL OF THEM BITCHING ABOUT MY GAS. A FART FROM ME IS A FUCKING GIFT ISN'T THAT RIGHT.......RIGHT?" PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTT The only response the assistant could muster through the thick tainted air was a very faint "yesh." BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTT "Damn Right. You know I like you girl you're going to be a great assistant While I travel around with these assholes. Everyday you'll show them all that my "band members"." Red said band members in the most bitter tone one could give. "That their all just lying and everyone will now I'm perf.....PRRRFFFFFPPP.......ect hehe won't that be...............ummmm are you okay." Red reached down and checked the girl's pulse. She felt nothing. "SHIT!" And that's when Worm Cleavage began their search for a new new lead singer. |
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