Sickly Flatulence
by Princess Shakyn Laguna

Jared calmly walked to his friend's house before gently knocking on the door, waiting for a response. He knocked again, tapping his foot lightly before hearing a familiar voice, "Coming.." Jared's ears perked as the door opened, revealing a tall cheetah. She was around 6'1 with a medium-sized bust and a nice pair of hips. "Oh hey Jenny!" Jared greeted her happily as Jenny only groaned rubbing her stomach. "Hey Jared," she greeted begrudgingly. Jared blinked, somewhat taken by surprise of how she responded. "You okay?" he asked, a bit worried.

"Yeah.. I think I caught a stomach bug. Me and my mom both," Jenny said in discomfort. "Really? Maybe I should come back another time," Jared suggested. "Oh! No, its fine Jared. You can come in," she reassured him. He nodded, stepping inside only to have his poor nose assaulted foul odors. "Man, what is that smell?" Jared asked, covering his snout. "Oh, me and my mom kind of bombed the house out. This stomach virus has been giving us the toots all day," Jenny stated as she headed towards her room while Jared held his hands over his nose. Jenny calmly flopped onto her bed as she released a sharp 'Pffrt.' She blushed lightly, looking back to Jared, ultimately embarrassed by the sudden release. Not wanting to embarrass her any further, he smiled and laughed it off as if it were nothing too serious. "Better out than in," Jared stated with a light grin while Jenny giggled softly. "I guess, but I'm sorry if its too bad," Jenny replied while gently rubbing her aching stomach. "Nothing I can't handle!" Jared exclaimed with a bit of confidence.

She then nodded before pulling out her game console while handing a controller to him as she let out another 'Ppprttt..' Jared carefully took his controller, trying his absolute best to ignore the sickly gas. Jenny calmly turned on her gaming console and smiled. "So, what do you want to play?" she asked, looking back to Jared questioningly. He thought for a long moment, considering his options before blinking at her. "I really don't know what games you do have," Jared finally stated when she giggled. "Of course you do! We could play a bit of Super Mario or a bit of Wii Sports if you prefer," Jenny suggested along with a little 'Pprfft..' coming from her rear. It didn't take long for the smell to pertrude into Jared's nose, causing him to nearly choke on the horrid stench. "M-Mario!" he stuttered in between coughs.

Jenny nodded, placing the disc into her console until she released a heavy 'FFFFRPT'. "Woah! Excuse me!" Jenny exclaimed with a light blush appeared on her face. Jared covered his snout, looking to her. He couldn't stay mad at someone like her. Jenny then sat beside him with a loving smile, placing the game on 2-Players. Finally, the game began and they progressed through it quite easily; however, after just 30 minutes into the game, Jenny's stomach gurgled quite loudly. 'FFFFFFFFFFRRPPPTT...' She had released a 10 second ripper which literally vibrated the floor. Poor Jared took a full-force stink bomb, considering she was sitting directly beside him. The smell itself reeked of old digested food and an odd smell that centered around rotten asparagus. Jared gagged, dropping his controller in the process. Jenny didn't stop there either.. 'PPPFFFRT' Yet another fart escaped her rear and completely tainted the air with its toxic fumes. Jared fell to the floor, thrashing about in panic. His senses could take no more of this smelly torture. "J-Jared! I'm s-so-..!" Jenny was interrupted by a wet-sounding, 'FFFffrpttss...' An extremely heavy blush crossed her face and at this point, Jared was dead to the world; unconscious.

Jenny quickly hurried to the bathroom to release her load since Jared was out cold. She figured she'd wake him up after business was taken care of. Eventually, she came out to wake up Jared, but to no avail. Jenny came to the conclusion that she'd have her mom drive him home and state, to his parents, he fell asleep during his stay. In due time he would wake up and not only be amazed at what he had just been through, but that he had found true love..