The Ride from Hell
by Kandor

Beth smiled as the young hitchhiker ran up to her car at the side of the road as she pulled over. He was about 18, she thought. Perfect. "Where you headed?" she asked as he slid in eagerly. "New Hampshire," he answered brightly. "How far are you going?" "As far as it takes me to get off," she said with an evil smile. The kid looked at Beth curiously. The 45-year-old short-haired blonde was a very pretty woman, dark eyes, creamy skin. She wore a light tanned business suit that featured a very short tan skirt, and brown sandals. Her long, lean legs were showing to good effect, calves and thighs that rippled with the years of aerobic training she'd had.
She caught him looking and he looked quickly out the window. "That's OK," she said, reaching over to pat his thigh, very close to his cock. "They all look at these legs." He didn't answer right away, then said, "What...what did you mean, as long as it takes to get off?" Beth laughed. "I mean this!!" Without warning, she reached over and punched his nuts, hard, causing him to roar in pain and lean over in his seat. Beth quickly grabbed his long hair and pulled him to her, keeping one eye on the road as she drove. She lifted her leg and pushed him underneath, face up, and sat down hard, adjusting her seat and the steering wheel to accomodate him. It was a snug fit, just the way she liked it, the kids face buried in the cheeks of her naked ass; she wore no panties. She wiggled until his nose popped inside her hairy assring. She wiggled more.

"This is what I mean," she hissed. "Until I get off on your face by doing this!!!" The kid heard a horrible rumble and then felt a huge, warm rush of air blast directly up his nose. Beth farted long and deep, the thick stench of last night's cabbage and rice dinner steaming into his brain. He screamed and tried to buck free,but she punched his nuts again and again until he quieted down. She laughed and farted again, almost overcome by the stench she was putting out. "Christ, that IS bad, it must be agony from where you are!" she laughed. The kid was gagging from the smell and the fact that her creamy right asscheek was burying his mouth, the other his eyes.

She lifted her right leg a bit to let him suck in some air to survive, then draped it over his mouth again, choking him. "Here's all the air you need," she hissed. "Don't mind the chunks!" Beth farted again,loudly and this time wetly, a sheet of drizzly shit boring up his nose on the wings of 100 mph ass gas. The kid cried, but the tears couldn't come out, they were held tight into his eyes by the fierce press of Beth's ass meat. "Almost there....there...." Beth growled dreamily, gyrating her stinky ass, farting on his nose and rubbing her hairy pussy with one hand, the other on the wheel. Then she came, long and hard and facesat him so brutally rough he passed out. She laughed and let him go, pulling him to a sitting position and allowing him to come around.
Just before he was fully away, she pulled him back down, facefirst into her pussy from the side, his head just clearing the steering wheel as she drove. She hitched up a specially made harness from the seat back that fit over the top of his head and held his face firm to her smelly pussy. And smell it did. She hadn't bathed in the last few days. Then there was that string.

"See that?" she laughed as she felt him squirm in the harness as he came around. "I'm having my period. If you're careful, you can lick my clit and make me come without getting yourself messy. But if you don't...well, you know..." The kid knew and resisted, but Beth leaned over and yanked his cock and nuts, which she'd freed from his tight jeans as he was out. She also farted again and again, the wall of stench rising up between her pussy lips and washing over his face. The kid cried - and stuck his tongue out, trying to ignore the cheesy milk wadded up between Beth's excessively hairy pussy lips. He lapped at her cunt mound and she moaned. "Make me cum, slave, or I'll kill you in my farts," she hissed. She came, hard and fast, snapping her hips and damn near breaking his neck as his head was forced to go along for the ride in the constraint of the harness.

When she finished, she reached down and started pulling out the string. "NOOOOOOOO!!!" he screamed. "Too bad," she giggled. She yanked out the bloody tampon and wiped his face with it before stuffing it up a nostril. Quickly undoing the harness, she rammed his head under her ass again, as she first had it, but this time burying his mouth in the bloody mulch of her cheesy cunt, forcing him to lick the gooey gash clean. "Hey, at least you can breathe this time," she laughed, rubbing her pussy with her free hand, forcing more cuntal gel into his mouth which he had to swallow or die. Beth rode his face to a half dozen more orgasms, finally reaching over to stroke his cock to life.

"You've earned this," she sighed. And as she jacked his stiffening cock, smiling at the honks of passing truckers who could see down into her car at what was going on, she came again, all over his bloody face, farting all the while, adding a tangy mix of shitty air to the cheesy stench of her foul pussy. The kid was far from horny, but as Beth expertly milked his cock and nuts in one hand, pumping the base and rubbing his prostate, he gave up a monster load. She aimed the jetting cockhead up toward her legs and a thick arch of spunk ribboned over her top thigh and landed in the vee of her punishing legs, coating his face. She jacked him to completion and then used the same hand to rub all his cum into his mouth and the nostril not still occupied by her bloody tampon. She came one last time with a clench of ass and thigh that smothered him out. She pulled over in a secluded rest area and rolled him out, laughing as he lay snoring in the bushes, his face white with come and red with her blood. Just for the helluva it, she slipped out and squatted over his face, taking his nose deep into her hairy shit chute. "Ahhhhhhhhhh..." she hissed, letting out a wet, sibilant fart that rocketed directly into his brain tissue and had the misfortune, for him, of waking him up to smell where he was. He screamed in agony, and rolled away,desperately rubbing his face into leaves and dirt to get the stink off. "Thanks for the lift," Beth laughed, jumping into her car and driving off.