By: Notmania
Prim’s a bit of a mischievous young fairy with a love of pranks. Be it filling up adventurers’ canteens with mud, replacing warriors’ weapons with branches while they’re not looking, or making spooky ghost noises to terrify people throughout the night, there was no end to her mischief.
Today was yet another day for the fairy girl. She was plotting as usual, hoping to cause some unfortunate victim some trouble. After some looking, she found Aspen, a pretty elven girl with flowing blond hair strolling through the field near the forest that Prim called home. She was an absolute airhead, Prim could tell just by looking at her. A perfect target.
As for the trick itself, Prim noticed that Aspen was carrying a picnic basket, so messing with her food was an obvious choice, and luckily for Prim, she had just the thing. She had been holding onto a bag of “enchanted mushrooms” that she stole from a witch just for this moment.
These mushrooms were known as “Flatula Maxima”, a type of mushroom known to give anyone who consumes them very bad gas. It was perfect! All she’d have to do was mix the mushrooms with her food, and that unexpecting elf girl would be stuck with awful gas for the rest of the day. The poor girl would probably end up absolutely embarrassing herself in front of all of her friends, and how could Prim pass up such humiliation?
While Aspen gazed up at the clouds, Prim snuck into her basket and mixed pieces of mushrooms into her meal and then flew herself to a stump on the outskirts of the forest, ready to watch her plan go into action.
Aspen laid down a blanket on the ground and began eating her meal as Prim watched, waiting to see if her plan worked. However she underestimated how long the mushrooms would take to effect her target. Prim felt as though it was taking forever, and was bored to tears, eventually falling asleep on the stump.
“Ahh, what a nice meal! Like, even better than usual!” Aspen said as she finished her meal, pleasantly surprised by the added flavor of the mushrooms that Prim snuck into it. “Though this ground’s a bit lumpy. Perhaps there’s somewhere better to sit.”
Aspen looked around a bit and eventually noticed the stump near the edge of the woods, which seemed like as good of a place as any to sit.
As Aspen walked towards the stump, Prim woke up to the sound of her world shaking, but before she could even react, she noticed Aspen’s plump rear hurling towards her, apparently not bothering to check her seat before sitting down.
“Hey! What the hell do you think you’re doing?! Get off of me this instant!” Prim cried out as she was crushed underneath the silk-covered ass of a careless elf, absolutely terrified over being trapped under a girl that was essentially a ticking time bomb of noxious gas. Unfortunately, Aspen was completely oblivious to Prim’s existence, not noticing the panicked squirms of the fairy girl trapped between her buttcheeks, instead only answering her struggles by grinding her butt on the seat rubbing poor Prim up and down her crack.
“Ahh, well I suppose now would be a good time to start my reading. I might even be able to finish the current chapter before sundown!” Aspen said to herself as she reached into her basket and pulled out a book.
After about ten minutes of reading, Aspen felt her stomach rumble as gas built up in her rear. Since there was no one around, there wasn’t really any risk of embarrassment, so without a care in the world, she let it out.
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“Oh! I had no idea I was able to pass gas like that!” the ditzy elf said with shock and embarrassment as she let out the largest fart in her life. Meanwhile poor Prim took the full force of the fart to her tiny face, going through absolute agony as her senses were overloaded by the stench of Aspen’s cursed gas.
“Ugh, it smells horrible too.” Aspen complained as her gas reached her nose, fanning her gas away with her hand. “I should probably stay here until it stops.”
Hearing this through Aspen’s cheeks, Prim once again panicked. Who knew how long she’d be trapped under this elf’s ass, or how many farts she’d end up taking to the face? Poor Prim was not eager to find out, but she was trapped, and there was nothing she could do to escape.
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Aspen’s gas continued, with each blast directly hitting poor Prim’s face, burning her nose and driving her to tears from the awful stench. What she thought was a perfect plan had immediately backfired on her as if the universe was punishing her for all of her tricks by putting her through hell. Deep down she knew that she definitely deserved this, but at the same time she wanted nothing to do with this situation.
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“Dear goodness, I have no idea why I’m so darn gassy! I swear it's never this bad.” the elf thought to herself as she continued farting on the stump, still oblivious to Prim’s existence even after hours of sitting on her. Prim was completely insignificant to her unwitting tormentor, and yet she was completely at her mercy. It was absolutely hellish, no thanks to the horrendous stench that was blasting her face.
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“Darn, sunset already?” Aspen said to herself as she noticed the sun setting after a few hours, “Well I guess I should go home before it gets dark.”
She put her book away and began getting up, and for once, Prim had a slimmer of hope, believing that she’d finally be let free. Sadly this was not what reality had in mind for poor Prim. After being stuck under Aspen’s ass for hours upon hours, the tiny fairy was practically glued to it, wedged between her squishy cheeks. She desperately tried to push herself out of Aspen’s large rear, but she was far too weak to do so.
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“Looks like I’m still a bit gassy. Ah well, at least I won’t have to worry about anyone sneaking up behind me!” Aspen joked to herself as she began walking home, unknowingly grinding and squishing Prim’s tiny body between her buttcheeks as she went on her way.