Amazon Matchmaker
by American Wonton

WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS FART/BUTT DOMINATION, SCAT, AND SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

The boy ascended the wooden steps to the Amazon’s house. The trip was long, as she lived far from the village in a hut surrounded by the forest trees. He could see her home now, buried high between more branches and stairs. If anyone were to find her, they’d have difficulty doing so-the same could be said for trying to escape.

The boy knocked three times. “Come in!” came a voice inside. The boy pushed the door with great effort, for it weighed twice his size and was double his height. He took note of the bare furnishings only for a second; what caught his eye was the most beautiful woman he’d ever lay eyes on. “Come in, close the door, child!” said the Amazon, striding quickly towards him. She sized him up, saying, “I swear, they make you boys younger every year. Clothes, off now.” The boy hesitated. She was beautiful and very, very taller than him. After a few seconds, he submitted to stripping down to his underwear. She laughed, crossing the room to fiddle with other things. “I’ve seen plenty of boy cocks in my time, child. You’re all so worried that a woman will leave you for it’s size. I’m an Amazon, you’re all tiny, so there’s no worry there.” He gulped and said nothing. The Amazon bent low, lighting a few candles next to a bedside chair. The boy came up to her hips in her light blue dress which gracefully sunk along her tanned skin. Without him knowing, the boy moved closer and his hands outreached to touch her glorious butt ahead of him.

FFWWWWARRRMMBBPPPPTT! The fart screamed like a dying animal and had a scent to match. He gagged; he’d smelled farts before, but never so strongly and with such abounding dispersion. The Amazon cutely laughed at his embarrassment. “Get used to that smell boy,” said the Amazon. The boy’s head was grabbed, shoved between the folds of her dress. BBLLRRRLLMMMPPBBBTTT! The fart bubbled against her backside and he immediately forgot all mannerisms as the rank, buttery fart hit his face. The Amazon held him tightly as he struggled. “As challenging as this news will come, woman fart all the same as you boys do. Sometimes more, sometimes stinkier.” PPPTTTAARRTT! “As you’re matchmaker it is my duty to make sure you are willing and able to pleasure and take care of your wife. Whatever cause may come of it.” PRRRMMPPPTTT! The boy was released to the floor, with her booty flavors still ringing in his head. The heightened tension soon grew stronger as the Amazon undid her dress. It fell to the floor, unshiething her plump naked asscheeks which hung like punching bags. The boy’s stifled breathing could be heard across the room. “I know, a little much, isn’t it darling?” That was harshly a phrase to begin describing it. Once again, the boy felt his hand push past the dissipating stink waves to touch her ample booty. She allowed him to give a few firms squeezes and eyeball around it’s edges-which he had to move his whole skull around to do so.

“I understand you’ve kept your vows as a virgin, boy.” she said. The boy was still rendered speechless; she grabbed his chin to ensure his attention. “Let it be known that your vows will be intact. Try as you may, you shan’t be able to penetrate my exuberant cheeks.” FFLLLTTULLLRPOOOMMPPTT! She gassed him at full force, not holding back on her display of power. Her opposite hand parted a cheek, showing off a wall of asscrack leading down to a puckered pink asshole. She was right, the boy’s now visible boner would need to be doubled to even cross the length of her asscrack properly. “But tonight isn’t about, ‘getting you laid’. You have a much deeper purpose to fulfill. Every woman is made different...most still maintain their natural appearance.” She shoved his head along the length of her booty, nestling his head in the ass hairs and pubic hairs along her taint. The boy gagged as the sweaty smell clung to his pores. “Now you will look past beauty and desire to serve your wife. You may begin your service here.” Her finger led along her asscrack, pointing directly into her cunt. The boy wasn’t even allowed to draw a breath before the full weight of her descended on his face.

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Pleasing an Amazon vagina was a monumentally difficult task. BBRRRRLLLAAATTTTTTTT! The farting was definitley the most pressing task. “Posture, boy posture!” the Amazon cried. “A small fart shouldn’t deter you from looking your best for your bride!” PPPPSSSSRRSSSSTT! The silent fart made the boy dizzy as the blood rushed out his head to support his body. She was huge, simply crushing his neck in midair in the middle of the room. Adding onto her size, weight, and gas, came the pubic hairs...which tickled him with every flick of the tounge. PPRRRLLOOUBBBBTT! A rancid fart soared onto his forehead and into his nose. He moved his left arm off her thighs to scratch his face...only to realize that she was covering it entirely. “Deeper boy, deeper!” PTTTUUUUUUUUTTTT! The vagina was buried in layers of muscles. He had only licked the lips and now barely penetrated an inch into her vaginal walls. “Come boy, deeper! You use your tounge everyday. How do you expect to stick your penis in a woman if you can’t even lick her privates like a summer treat?” FFWWWWAARRMMMPPTTTTT! The massive fart was almost destined to see him fail. His weight fell out and the Amazon had her booty smash his face into the floorboards. He passed out, surrounded by her meaty fart still rippling above him.

“It seems your dedication leaves a little something to be desired. Rise.” She stood above him, lightly kicking his shoulder. The boy did so, scared of the repercussions of staying on the floor. The Amazon sat above her chair, motioning for his face to be seated beneath. His head was inserted and he took a second to adjust to his surroundings. Her butthole winked down, still malevolent in its smell and intent. Slowly, she gently lowered her ass onto his face, relieving her pressure a little. “By now I’m sure you’ve noticed my other hole, boy. I can assure you you're wife will possess one as well, provided, a little less stinkier.” PRRMMBBTTTT! The boy winced as her butthole shot a fart into his eyelids. He was still blinking back tears as she continued. “Don’t underestimate the anus’s pleasure on a woman. For centuries she’s been taught to hold in her gas, be polite toward the gentlemen. You will be her release, worshipping her gas bucket as it deserves to be praised. Lick it now.” FFTTUURLLLUUUBBPPTT! With that, she spread her asscheeks, sinking into the boy’s face. Her fart smelled of mayonnaise and dried fruits; it was a fitting end to her monologue.

The boy gingerly licked her asshole, which had no limits to it’s disgusting displays. FFFLLLOOOOOTTTTTT! With what progress he had managed to penetrate her asshole, in an instant it was wiped out. “Keep your tounge inside boy!” she said, waiting for him to finish coughing and insert it in her stinkhole once more. “You’re tounge is no stick! Hook it around the edges of my anus if you have to! Spell out the alphabet, anything! Show your woman you’re not just some idle plaything for her!” PPPSSHHHHHBBBTTTT! Her farts continued this way, wet and furiously stinky. The boy had difficulty telling if it was her own ass juice or his saliva. It continued for an hour, until the Amazon said she had been satisfied to his fullest abilities.

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After everything, the boy thought his efforts would come to nothing. But here she was, this beautiful Amazon woman, bent over for him. “Hurry up boy, you’re beloved won’t wait forever for you to ready yourself. Neither will I.” PPRRLLAAAAPBBBTTTT! Her asshole expanded fully inside, still moist from his tounge. The boy chose to focus on her anus expanded while her hands held her cheeks aside. It felt much more arousing than the dry fart circulating around his hips. He now felt his penis hard in his hands. Much like a great Greek tragedy, his situation sank in; how was he to penetrate his woman? He settled on leaping onto her back, fiddling with his penis to reach her parts. The Amazon laughed, shaking to bend him around her hips. “Don’t try to reach the vagina boy, it’s a little far for you. Just focus on your thrusting and do your best. Believe it or not, this is the woman’s least adored way of pleasure.” FFWWWWAAAMMPTPTTT! The fart hit his dick and the boy was disgusted as the warm muggy air blew past his balls. Still, he pressed onwards.

The feeling was amazing, though not as expected. He’d joked with boys who were engaged, how they talked of the moistness between their pussies and how they moaned with every push. Here it was quite different. BBLLRRRLLAABRBRRBBTT! Neither of them said a word as the farts pressed on and the boy humped between her cheeks. It was a mutual transaction between the two. He’d receive a sweet sexual release...he assumed she would say she had passed another student. BBBTTWWARRM-PPTTTSSHHTT! A horrendous fart turned even more disgusting. “Mmmm, hold that thought boy. You’re bride has made a little accident.” FFRRUTTUTTTUUTRRPSSTH! The boy felt the slimy shit cover his penis...he was ashamed to say he had cum simultaneously. The Amazon laughed, standing up to drop the boy in her pile of feces. Then she spread her cheeks to offer him more. “UGH!” PPPTTTAALLLLALLAPPAPSTTST! The shit sprayed from her asscheeks, covering the boy like a shit hose. The boy tried moving, but was disoriented from the sharp, putrid stink her black feces had created. “Ooaahh,” said the Amazon, letting out a small shart. It was over.

“Excuse me, but why are you laying on the floor?” said the Amazon. Her booty was now bent low, shoving her massive shit stained asscheeks into the boy’s face. He tried moving his head to avoid the shit smell but her ass covered his entire vision. “Your wife has accidentally shat onto the floor,”. Accidentally? The boy would laugh if he wasn’t so disgusted. “As husband, your role is to comfort her. Her actions were not deliberate, but nor were they unnatural.” PPTTRAAABBMPPTTTTT! “I believe you know where to begin the comfort.” The boy shook his head and screamed as the shart blasted the diarrhea into his face. Every once in his body screamed at him to escape to oxygen, safe, clean smelling oxygen. Still her booty did not move. He turned to the side to puke...then began licking the shit from her mighty butthole. “Be sure to dig deep boy, you don’t want to leave your wife in fear of the unknown.” PPTTTTLLAARBBBBLBBLBLBL! The fart bubbled off into his mouth and the boy was forced to puke again as the shit flavored fart coated his tounge. He heard the Amazon gently laugh as he entered her asscrack once more.

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“Excuse me, but are you forgetting something?” Her tone carried the same from when she had shat in his mouth. The boy froze beside the door and his clothes. He was shaking, partially out of fear and partially out of scraping the shit off her floor. It had taken hours; he’d never seen cows shit that fast in a week! Her booty was a monster, not of this world...and now it was beside him. BBRRLLLLLLLLRRRRRRR! The fart was gentle, but packed the heat and baritone nature of an Amazon fart. The Amazon stood in front of him, hugging him from behind. He was now plastered behind her back, dug deep into her still rumbling booty toot. “I know you’re in a hurry to leave boy. You seem to have forgotten that I’m your beautiful wife for the night, remember?” PPLLLLLAAATTTTTT! “You’re not going to just leave, leaving me vulnerable to bandits and thieves of the night, hmmm?” As the farts escaped out her cushioned booty, the boy considered simply leaping out his ‘wife’s’ window. Could he survive a leap from that far? FFLLLRRBBBAAATTTTTTT! He was glad he’d cleaned her asshole from earlier; it seems she had eaten a plate of refried beans and kettle chips for dinner while he had worked. She giggled, clumsily walking back to her bed with him in her booty.

The Amazon still looked gorgeous, despite her flaws; wearing a black silk robe, she lay onto the large bed. She seductively smiled and laid to her side, patting her booty. The boy curled against her neck, kissing it lightly. “Nuh uh,” she whispered, slapping her butt harder. FFWWWAAPPPPTTTT! The boy sighed and buried his face between her cheeks and the still dissipating bean fart. The Amazon laughed, tossing the lower portion of her robe aside. The boy was greeted to a red lace underwear; he didn’t see much of it, as his head was quickly placed inside from one of the thigh holes. “Ahhhh, now that is more relaxing. I feel safe with my husband by my side. Wouldn’t you agree?” PPPTTRRRLLAARRBBBB! The rancid toot shook her cheeks and the boy felt less safe with every vibration and every methane drop pouring into his very soul. “You see boy, each woman is different when it comes to meeting her needs. I for instance am a light sleeper. So much so, that even my own little...eruptions...have kept me awake.” PBBLLTT! “However, now that my husband is here for the night, he will be there to suck up every foul smelling concoction my little rump thinks of producing. I will gain a full night’s sleep, effectively being served. Is that not correct?” BBRRLLLAAAAUUGGHBBTT! The Amazon laughed as her large fart caused her to grunt in giggly pain. She turned to her side, now fully sitting upon the boy’s face. “Complete this final task and you shall have a happy wife married to you, my boy. Fail, and well, all you’ll end up is a stinky Amazon mistress. I’m free to try this again for as long as you want to get married.” PPTTLLRRUULLRRRBBTTT!

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The boy’s mind raced as her butthole continued to spark off with new scents. FFTTAAABBBTTTT! He’d soon grown used to the smaller farts; they came with almost every release of inhalation she gave. He’d almost fallen asleep to the beany little toots she gave. Until; FFWWRRTTTARRAAPPPP! Much stronger farts surfaced, causing him to spasm as the stink lasted for a whole half minute. He was already having difficulty breathing under her booty. At this rate, he wouldn’t survive long enough to get married! PPRRPP! A small fart gave way to...nothing. Her butthole seemed to not budge...until it did.

The massive log came from nowhere and in an instant, poured out her asshole with fervor. “Ohhhhh,” the Amazon sighed in her sleep. She turned to her side and the boy backed against her underwear, tugging it to capacity with the turd chasing him. He was backed against a wall and the turd stretched on and on. He had enough room to escape! He could be freed from her shit prison, all stink gone from his sight. She moaned, sensually, “MMmmooaahh,”. The turd stuck for a second as she struggled and the boy caught a glimpse of her glutes tightening. He pictured her waking up to a dirtied pair of underwear, shamed like a child in a diaper. As the rancid turd touched his lips, he tasted the foul presence of salsa beans and chips. And...he did nothing, simply letting the turd chung further into his mouth. It broke off and when he could fit no more, he chewed, letting his disgust and pain sink into his stomach with her waste.

He knew not how he had survived the night. Only a dutiful husband would show such dedication. After her 2 foot turd had finally stopped, he cleaned up any remains. The Amazon giggled in her sleep as his tounge lapped her asshole. FFTTRRWWAAPMMPTTT! The boy kissed her bulging asshole as he took her fart and every other fart that night for his dutiful service as her husband.