Fart Teamer
by Jenette

I like to fart in peoples faces, its required to show affection in our group. I also love to aim my ass at people, cut one and then say I fart in your general direction. I love to cut one in public then ask someone if they smell my fart. The other night, I was training a new fart boy, I came out in white jeans, white laced shirt, left open with a muscle t-shirt under it, barefoot, with a skull ring and choker necklace. I had just had a big bowl of chilli with cabbage, onions and beans, laced with fart powder and laxative. I came up to him put my foot up on his lap and said pull my toe and when he did I turned my ass toward his face and layed a gut blast that exploded in my pants. It was a nice wet fart and left a big skid mark on my elastic panties, so I decided to go all the way, with his face firmly buried in my ass, I proceeded to shit my pants, letting a big turd come out, then another and another till I had a big load in my tight jeans. It left a huge brown stain on the white seat of my pants and a huge bulge. I then proceeded to sit right on his lap and blast off again with a wonderfully stinky sbd which filled the room with smelly gas like a bomb. I asked him does it stink? His reply throughout was thank you mistriss, yes you stink horribly and thank you for blasting me. He will be a good little fart boy and I decided to have him take me dancing at a local bar, whoa what a feeling. Half way through the night, I had to go again, so I went to the bathroom (it was a dive bar for neighborhood trash and I was mad at the owner for being a bitch to me) so I pulled down my pants and droped my load right on the floor then proceeded to take another dump in the sink. I was proud of the mess that I made and figured that would teach her to have shitty service. Without even wiping I went back out and went up to sing Karioke and sang the song 1234 but dubbed my own lyrics over it. 1234 come on baby say its smelly, 567 times 891011 I'm just gonna keep on farting till you pass out and then proceeded to fart into the microphone. Then Jim and I immediately left and I said to him, I'm a naughty, smelly bitch aren't I. When we got home I pulled down my pants and sat right on his face and said do you like my smelly ass, after two dumps I haven't even wiped. I farted again and again and again till he finally threw up, it was wonderful. I love to brag about my bathroom habits, how big a turd I can make, how I can fill a toilet in one sitting and what a horrible stink I can make. I love to grunt like I'm having an orgasm while I blast off on the crapper. Till next time, I'm gonna go take a dump know.