Lucky Guy
by CaseyB23

My name is James. Her name was Emily and she was the most beautiful girl I'd ever laid my eyes on. She was about 5'8 with long, wavy, dirty blond hair, ice blue eyes, and the perfect year-round tan. She had perfect C cup breasts, thick muscular thighs and an ample round ass that she wasn't stuck up the way most pretty girls were. She was nice and had a great sense of humor. It was no wonder she was one of the most popular girls at my school. Which pretty much meant I had absolutely no chance with her. I being 5'4 with dark brown hair and brown eyes with an athletic build. Average looking for the most part.

We had three classes together which were chemistry, gym, and history. She sat right beside me in chemistry and everyday I'd admire had her flawless features as she played with beautiful hair. I would watch her as she hung out with the other girls in gym and joked with the more popular guys. She always wore tights which caught the attention of anything with a penis within a one mile radius. We didn't have assigned seats in history so I always sat where I could see her when I could.

One day we were silently studying in chemistry, and I was doing the usual routine of gazing when Sarah, one of Emily's good friends, decides to blurt out "Take a picture it'll last longer." That comment caused a chuckle to spread throughout the classroom and Emily to look up at me. I'm usually a quiet guy unless I'm with my friends in which case I'm the life of the party. coming up with things to say was never hard for me so I retaliated quickly. "Wouldn't that be kinda creepy" I said sarcastically. "Not as creepy as you optically raping my friend everyday." That one made most of the class burst into laughter which caused a wave of embarrassment to shoot through me. Emily laughed at the remark as well which only made it that much worse. "It's not my fault she's the most beautiful girl in the world I mumbled." The teacher barked for the class to settle down and I stared into my book for the rest of the class. The bell rang and the next class was gym. I picked up my books and headed to boys locker room. I changed and sat on the bleachers. It wasn't long before the other students showed up and the teacher told the class stretch. I stood up and got in a random row. Emily walked over and took her place about four feet in front of me. This is what I would usually consider a lucky day but due to my prior embarrassment I hoped she wouldn't turn and see me.

We went through the regimen and got to the toe touches. I watched Emily's perfect ass as she bent over and stretched her tights seemingly to the point of bursting. My eyes were locked as i noticed her tights expand a bit more and a warm gust of air rushed over my face and and a pungent veggie smell filled my senses. I put two and two together and being an Eproctophiliac, got an instant hard on. Emily turned to me with red cheeks and mouthed "Sorry." I tried to hide my arousal by standing awkwardly which proved to be to difficult in gym shorts. Emily looked at my crotch and grew even redder as she quickly turned back around. At that point I wanted to curl up and shrivel into nothingness.

After stretches were over we were pretty much free to do whatever. I laid down on the bleachers and thought about which school I should transfer to. I wasn't feeling sorry for myself for long before I noticed Emily walking up the bleachers in my direction. I looked up at the ceiling to avoid eye contact. About five seconds later I felt a slightly heavy yet soft pressure on my stomach. I let out a small "Oomph." as my eyes were met with Emily's. "Hi." She said to me with her beautiful smile. I was caught completely off guard by this but I didn't want to just stare awkwardly so I went with the flow. "Wusup. Are you comfortable?" I asked trying my best to be cool. "Yep. Are you?" She said still smiling. "Definatley!" I said smiling back. She giggled a bit which made me smile even harder. "I'm sorry about what I did to you. I'm glad you didn't freak out and cause a huge scene." she said looking down at her feet. "It's no big deal." I said reassuringly. I was hoping she wouldn't mention my erection. "I bet it wasn't." she said somewhat sarcastically. I bit. "What's that supposed to mean?" I asked chuckling. "I think you know what I'm talking about." She said looking at me once again with her piercingly beautiful eyes.

I didn't know what to say after that so I stayed quiet. Suddenly I felt her sphincter flex against my abs and a bassy fart exploded against me. I halfway curled up partly from surprise but mostly from the pressure. The expulsion vibrated seemingly throughout my entire body. The same smell from before hit me even harder this time somehow and Instantly I was turned on again and it was obvious. "That's what I mean." she said proudly. I Lifted my knees to hide it myself. "You don't have to hide the fact that you like it y'know. I like doing it." She said reassuring me this time. "For real?" I asked not sure if I was awake or having a really elaborate dream. "Yea I've never told anyone that though." "Wow I would've never guessed that." I said as she stood up and caught a whiff of her own doing. "Whoa! I'm surprised that didn't make you change your mind about liking it." She said bursting into laughter. I also laughed and we talked about the most random things from our favorite food to music to television shows etc. I also slipped in a few clever compliments and told her about how I've always liked her. We had such great chemistry. The next thing I know the bell rang and it was time for lunch. Emily and I didn't have the same lunch period so I told her I'd see her in history, which was our last period.

I thought about Emily while I ate with my friends and throughout the rest of my classes. When it was finally time for history I rushed to class excitedly and got there before her. I sat at my desk and didn't have to wait long before she walked in a sat down next to me. She smiled and handed me a note with a big red heart on it. The note read " Hey James! You are a really interesting guy. I never thought that you'd be so cool seeing how you're so quiet. I used to think you were a weirdo for always staring at me but I've gotten to know you a little and I'd like to get to know you lots more. So I was wondering if you wanna come over my house after school and hang out a bit?

P.S. My parents won't be there ;)

There was no chance I was passing that up.

I agreed to go to Emily's house after school which was conveniently in walking distance. We walked together and conversated more about random things and got to know eachother even more. Once we got to her house it was just as she said. No one was there. She asked me if I was hungry and I said yes so she put some pizza rolls in the oven. She lead me into the living room afterwards and turned on scrubs which happened to be a show we both liked very much. She went upstairs to change and came back in a really short and loose skirt in which her ass was barely covered. We half watched while we talked until the timer for the food went off and she went into the kitchen to retreive the food. I watched as her perfect rump bounced in the skirt giving me a nice veiw of her light pink boy shorts underneath. I couldn't believe that not even a day ago this very situation seemed like such a distant dream and now I as in Emily's house. She came back with two plates. One held the pizza rolls while one had two large bean burritos. I ate the pizza rolls as she scarfed down the burritos like there was no tomorrow and we talked for hours.

After a while television became boring and Emily invited my on a tour of her house. I couldn't pass up such an offer so on the tour we went. She showed me every room in her house until finally we arrived at hers. She walked in and sat on her bed. She looked at me and patted the spot beside her. I walked walked in nervously and followed the nonverbal command. "Who would've know that we'd have chemistry like this?" She asked rhetorically as I sat down. "Yea, I never thought anything this would ever happen. I always saw you as someone that was out of my league for sure." I said modestly. "I don't see myself as too good for anyone." She said. "Still, your beauty is intimidating." I said hoping she liked my sly compliment. "Aw you're so sweet James!" She exclaimed as she hugged me around my neck and we fell backwards onto her pillow.

With her arms still around me she once again pierced me with her eyes in which I was lost the moment I saw them. She licked her lips and I went in slowly. She met me halfway and our lips locked. Her lips were the softest things that ever touched mine and they sent chills and goose bumps all throughout my body. We kissed sensually until we began to get into it and I was on top of her. I pulled back and looked at her gorgeous face as she looked up at me. She ran her fingers through my hair and pulled me in for more kisses and began grinding against my crotch with hers. Suddenly she pushed me off and sat face to face with me. She placed one hand on my chest and pushed me until I was the one laying down and she was on top of me. She rubbed her stomach and smiled. "I think those burritos are kicking in." She said grinding her ass against my crotch. All I could do was think of how lucky I was to be in a position like this so I remained silent until she paused and Plbbbbbbbttssttt!! let a hot and vibrating fart which felt amazing against my throbbing dick. I let out a small moan which seemed to drive her on. Prrrrrrnnnnnnnnnt!! Brrrmmmmmmmmmbbbphsss!!! She let two more loud blasts which felt even better than the first. The smell began to permeate through the room and I sniffed it deep taking in her wondrous fumes.

"So you like the way my fart smells?" Emily asked fully knowing the answer. "I think it's the best thing I've ever smelled!'' I replied excited with passion. "Well then mister, how about I let you get an even better whiff of them?" and with that she turned and planted her fart stained ass right on my face and buried my nose deep within her ass which smelled so bad but so good. I inhaled deeply. "Oh my god that feels way better than I thought it would." She said as she began working her hips back and forth rubbing the aroma into my nose. Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!! A long, silent, and extremely deadly fart escaped her anus and entered my respiratory system and sniffed readily and began to cough and sputter underneath her due to the potency of the beast she unleashed. Emily found this amusing and burst into laughter cause her to let out even more gas. Bbbbbrrrt!!! Bbbbbbnnnnttt!!! Praattttt!! The farts slapped my nose and burned my nasal passages. I inhaled the anal perfume until I became light headed and loved every minute of it. Emily got up and looked down at me from in between her legs. "This is the first time I've ever done anything like this and I have to say, it's so fun! But I know a way I can make it even more fun."

Just as I thought it couldn't get any better than this, Emily offered to make things even more fun. Before I could ask how she stood up and began to work her panties off slowly with cute little hip motions. She kicked them to the side and bent over, touching her toes and presenting her bare, flawless ass to me once more. I could only gaze in awe as she slowly lowered it to my face. Her overpowering scent hit me before I could could snap out of my dazed and amazed state and though I thought it to be impossible, my dick grew even harder. Emily stopped in a squatting position and let me take in her wonderful fragrance. She moaned softly as my warm breath caressed her sphincter. I breathed in deeply trying my best to pull her ass too me with lung power alone. BBBBBBBBBBBBPPTT!!! She let out a loud, steaming hot fart and I took it in as if I had never once breathed in my life.

She became wet to the point of dripping and her sweet nectar fell to my lips. I licked them clean and tasted the girl I'd been wanting for so long. Nothing had ever tasted so wonderfully to me as this and I had to have more. I grabbed her by her hips and brought her to my mouth. I flicked her clit with the tip my tongue several times and she jerked and squealed with pleasure. Seeing that this brought a positive response I ran my tongue in various motions around her moist clit drinking her as I did. She rocked and grinded my tongue and nose simultaneously. "Oh god!" she repeated over and over. BBBBBBNNT! BBBBRNT! BBBBT! She pushed out three more blasts directly into my nose. The smell of beans hit and I went into a frenzy of sniffing and licking. She gasped and began to convulse as waves of pleasure shot through every cell in her body. Her juices flooded my mouthed and dripped down my chin and the side of my face. Once her orgasm began to die down, Emily panted and moaned softly as I kept licking and sniffing her to my hearts content.

"Okay." She said as she rose up from my face and I breathed in fresh air (not that I needed any). She looked down at me and giggled. "Wow I didn't know I was making such a mess"! She said smiling. "So I'm guessing you liked that." I said rhetorically. "Shut up!" she said playfully sitting back on my face and inserting my nose deeper into her ass than it had ever been. "MMMMP!!!" PPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSTT!!! She pushed hard and forced the longest fart I'd ever heard, felt, or smelled in my entire life. "Ahhhh.." She sighed satisfied at what she had accomplished. I sniffed vigorously until I was overpowered by her gas. Suddenly I became lightheaded and began to cough. She arose and turned to me, straddling my chest. "Oh my god I'm so sorry." She said laughing at my disoriented state. "Are you okay James?" She asked sincerely peircing my heart once again with her lovely eyes. "Yep I'm good." I smiled reassuringly.

"Not as good as you're gonna be!" she said with a sexy smirk. She turned around and began to undo my pants. I lifted up so she could push them down with ease and she did so along with my boxers. "Good lord!" She exclaimed. My secret had been revealed. "Are you kidding me?" she said in shock. "Is it too much?" I asked afraid of the wrong answer. She turned to me and smiled. "Hell no it isn't too much it's just... MUCH!!" she said jokingly. I chuckled at her humor and moaned as I felt the warmth of her lips against the tip of my dick as she kissed it sensually. She ran her tongue up and down my shaft and I couldn't help but to jerk in excitement. "Sorry but this is my first time doing anything like this so... yea..." I said embarrassed at my own inexperience. "Well this is my first time too so don't sweat it babe." She said to me reassuringly. She worked her tongue against my dick once more and took into her mouth. I cried out in pleasure as her hot and slippery mouth encased my dick as she worked me up and down. I panted and moaned faster and faster until I couldn't hold it any longer but suddenly Emily removed my dick of the euphoric prison of her mouth and turned to me with that same sexy smirk.

"You were about to cum weren't you?" She asked. "Yea. Is that a bad thing?" I asked slightly disappointed. "Nope! I just want to try something." she replied. With that said she grabbed my still hard and still throbbing dick and pressed it against her asshole. She grunted and I gasped as I felt her sphincter practically engulf the head of my dick. BBBBBRNT! BBBBNT! BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSTT!!! She let three hot forceful blasts againt it and I came like never before. The pleasure lasted well after the initial ejaculation and I moaned and panted all the while.

The smell of digested beans filled the room. "I'm guessing you liked that!" Emily said mockingly. My dick still virtually in her ass. I smiled as I got her joke. "Shut up!" I said playfully. "No you shut up!" She joked back. She farted a couple more times then released my beating member. She laid her head on my chest and we layed there and drifted off to sleep.

I woke up to the most beautiful yet worried face I'd ever seen. Emily shook the rest of my consciousness into me as she frantically looked back and forth. "What's wrong? Is everything okay?" I asked. "No my parents just pulled in!" She said as she got dressed as quickly as she could. Shit! I had to think fast. I followed her lead and got dressed as well. I stayed low so that I wouldn't be spotted through the window. "My dad will kill you if he finds out you're here so you should hide somewhere like now!" Emily said with the utmost urgency. "This is your house so you should hide me!" I told her. I didn't even want to think of how her dad would end me. The opening of the front door could be heard along with the jingling of keys. "Emmy we're home!" her mother called to her. "Kay!" She responded trying to sound as normal as possible. "Is everything alright?" her dad asked. He knew something was up. my stomach twinged with nervousness as I heard his foot steps approaching. "This is bad this is so bad..." Emily said as she teared up. I couldn't stand to see any girl cry, let alone Emily. "I can't let a day like this end so horribly!" I said trying to sound cool and reassuring. It only got me a troubled glance. I looked towards the window which was two stories above the ground. I ran to it without thinking twice and opened it. Just before I jumped I turned and smiled at Emily one last time. She looked at me as if I were about to jump into a pit of lava and shook her head. I turned and jumped.

I hit the ground hard and rolled instinctively. Once I got back to my feet I ran all the way home without stopping. I spent he rest of my day hoping Emily hadn't gotten into any trouble. The next day in chemistry, Emily walked in her usual perky and social self. She made sure to say hey to all her friends. She hadn't even glanced in my direction. She probably wouldn't want anyone to know about us.. I thought to myself. My heart felt as if it'd fallen deeper into my chest. Just as my mind flooded with over emotional thoughts, Emily and I met eyes as she began walking directly towards me. I was paralyzed by her beauty as usual. She stood at the front of my desk and smiled. I couldn't help but to smile back. Our eyes remained locked and I sat in silence not knowing what to say. "So all I get is that goofy smile?" She asked sounding almost hurt. "Umm hey." I said nervously. she exhaled sharply and took her seat. I didn't know what to do, but I knew what I wanted to do. I went to where she was sitting and gently took her face in my hands and kissed her passionately. "What the.." Was all her friend Sarah could say as she watched us. The other classmates oohed and ahhed. When we separated Emily's face was bright red but she looked extremely happy nonetheless. "That's more like it." she said and she pulled me in for another kiss.

Chemistry went by unusually quickly and soon it was time for gym. After the exercises Emily handed me a small note.

'Come to the girl's locker room in 5 mins and you'll get a big surprise. And Don't get caught! :p <3 Emily'

I spent the next five minutes wondering what she wanted to say or do to me. It didn't take long for her to creep through the door as well. I was sitting on one of the benches that were placed between each row of lockers. "Hi There." She said provocatively as she straddled me. I kissed her and teased her bottom lip with my tongue. "Hey." I said thinking I was so cool for that one. She blushed cutely. "Oh!" She said as she felt my erect member throb against her crotch and ass. She shifted her postion so that it was nestled deeply between her pert cheeks. "You get excited easily don't you?" She asked jokingly. "Maybe, but I'm pretty sure it's just you." I smiled. I'm on a roll! I thought to myself. PHHHHHRRRRTTT! All the thoughts that were currently going thought my mind were shaken loose and lost as the forceful fart coursed through my lap. I inhaled deeply due to the sudden jolt of erotic pleasure. It was then that I caught a whiff of what she'd done. More pleasure. She proceeded to grind against me and I did my best to give her as much as she was giving me. She seemed to like it as she started moaning and panting softly.

We kissed some more and met eyes when our lips finally separated. She blushed and hugged me while we were still in our position. "I really really like you." She said with sincerity. Now's my chance I thought to myself. "I really really like you too! And speaking of that I was wondering if you'd wanna maybe be my girlfriend..." I trailed off.
Her eyes lit up as she blushed. "I was waiting for you to ask me." she said burying her face into my shoulder. My heart skipped a beat and my world had never been so complete. I felt as if the entire universe was on my side. "YES!" I exclaimed with a fist pump before I had the chance to think twice about it. I blushed at the sudden outburst but Emily found this amusing as she giggled still clinging to me. "Well I think this calls for a celebration." Emily said standing up from my lap and turning. She pulled her pants down and revealed the same panties from the day before.

"Smell it." She demanded playfully. But I knew she was serious so I did so obediently. The smell was intoxicating and arousing. Instinctively I reached for my throbbing erection only to be met with a slap on the wrist. "Ah ah ah! I'll take care of that. I'm sure you can find other places to touch." She said reaching into my pants. I took the hint well and grabbed her thighs. I pulled slightly while working my nose deeper into her aromatic backside. She pushed vigorously. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTT. The Bassy fart vibrated my skull frame and caused my teeth to chatter. "Awww I should've done that on on your dick." She whined stroking it. The eggy smell sent me into the same passionate fury I had experienced yesterday. "Oh you liked it anyway huh?" She said wiggling her plump bottom. BBBBBBBRRRnt PSSSssssssstt. Two more farts. The last one hot and silent. I sniffed the burning gas until the smell of her wonderful ass was all that remained. She stoked until I came and shortly thereafter the bell rung for the next class. We cleaned up as good as possible and kissed each other goodbye. See you in history I called out as we went our separate ways. She blew me a kiss and I caught it and put it in my pocket.