My Boyfriend's Face
by No Name Girl

What I like best about farting in my boyfriend's face is that exact moment when, as he is (trying to) buck and squirm, I let a PUFF go. The smell hasn't hit him yet, and it definintely hasn't hit me, but he knows it is going to.

I wish he could see my face when that happens, but of course, his nose is stuck in my sometimes clean, sometimes not ass crack. If he COULD see the look on my face, it would be the most non chalant, "I could care less", "Don't bother me, I'm doing my nails" look you could imagine. I just look to the side after I let that fart shoot from my anus as if to say "Did I do that? Was that me? Oh well." That's when I add a wiggle to my hips to make sure the smell gets out. This whole thing started when I asked my friend if she thought my boyfriend really thought I was attractive. She said "Please- you could fart right in his face, sit there for 5 minutes, and then get off, and he would STILL think you were attractive." One day when my boyfriend and I were fooling around, I wound up sitting on his chest. When I saw he was having trouble breathing, and he really couldn't get up (I never thought I could hold him down), I totally got turned on, and moved my pussy up to his mouth. I let out a very small emission, but I could see that he could still breathe. This whole thing kind of got away, and the feeling of seeing him unable to get away from the stink, combined with the realization that he would never tell anyone what happened to him overtook me. I then figured that if I spun around, and planted my ASS on his nose, then he would have less air to breathe. So I did. His arms were flailing too much that time, so I pinned them down with my knees (but from then on, I tied them whenever I could).

The fart I ripped that first time was not as loud as I wanted. He hates it, believe me. As I've said in an earlier post (re: Girls, Girls, Girls) I try to tie him up anytime I can now. But he's getting smart, and he makes sure there are no make shift ropes around (i.e. belts, bathrobe ties, etc). Sometimes I've had to tie him up my shirt, whatever is around. One of the most exciting things for me, and the part he fears (which makes it so great) is that he doesn't know when I will try to overpower him. As I've said, once he is on his back, if I get his thumbs tied, it's all over. I've told my friend that I do this to him, but she won't believe me now, because the whole thing started off as a joke suggestion. I've even called her when I was sitting on his face, and just farted, but my boyfriend won't whine or scream then, because he is too embarrassed for anyone to know I do this to him. He loves me too much to make that much of a big deal out of my fetish, and that is what I've counted on. I also give him the kind of sex he likes, so I guess he figures it's the price he has to pay.