(Disclaimer: Very detailed Scat and fart torture, Femdom, toilet fetish, femdom)
This story will be told from both the narrator’s perspective and this young man Randy’s perspective from scene to scene.
I REITERATE. PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE DISCLAIMER.
(Disclaimer: Very detailed Scat and fart torture, Femdom, toilet fetish, femdom)
The humble young man walked alongside his mother. (Mary), a thick hourglass stunner after having three kids, Randy was constantly reminded by society that his mother was a smoking hot milf. Way into her forties she was often mistaken for a girl in her mid twenties, many never even get to find out as-
FAAAAAAAAAAAAA FFFFFF
Eugh!! Mom butted in front of me and farted. Her farts are always super loud, and eugh so damn powerful! I heard a few car alarms go off around. I looked back to a heap of cyclists on the ground. Probably blasted off course from one of mom’s inhumane Protein shake farts.
However as she was a smoking hot milf, everyone looked at me with disgust while she giggled away. Proudly strutting out in front of Randy with her capable 5ft 10 frame. The sundress hugged her figure very well, doing its best to conceal her mighty butt. Randy always wondered if she ever managed to clean up properly. As it grew bigger from her having so many kids, Everyone assumed she never had time to take any notice.
I watched her guzzle down yet another protein shake. I pleaded-
“Mom!! Why are you drinking so much of that…stuff?”
She pulled me closer where my head was submerged into her breasts. I could hear violent gurgling in her stomach like she was brewing a volcanic eruption or something. Whatever it was it was-
Mary whispered in Randy’s ear…
“It’s all for you son, Mommy loves you. I know you like them nice and ripe”
Almost in unison her belly gurgled, visibly moving around trying to contain such gas. She giggled and strutted off. Randy winced at the meaty clapping of her ass cheeks as she walked off into their house. Randy stood there in the front yard thinking he should run off to his friends house…
But before I could do anything…
WHOOMP!!!
Somebody kicked me right in by the balls from behind. So powerful it lifted me off the ground, I bent forward stunned in agony. The next thing I felt was a big butt slide across my back and encase the back of my head. Almost like a combo move they fell back on my face smashing my head into the front lawn grass. The sweaty anus nailed right on my nose, as my face spread the cheeks wide open past my ears. Running out of air I grabbed immediately tried to move them off, but all that did was get my arms caught.
The next thing I know I’m being bunny hopped around the yard, each sweaty impact bouncing off the ground in circles, over the concrete. It was brutal.
BLUUUUUUUAAAAAARRRRRPT!
I was violated. A super wet fart splashed over my face in an attempt to destroy my nose. Super swampy I could feel the moisture on my face along with the tears in my ears. I knew exactly who was doing this, which made me want to get up and run even more but before I could-
“Ahhhh those post-gym farts hit the best… HEY MOM!! Randy wants to play bunny hop again?!!”
The voice rang thunderbolts into my lungs. That’s Jamie.
Dyed black hair that rivalled both the other women’s blond hair. Matching her mean and cruel demeanour, some would even call her sadistic. Poor Randy, she would take out her frustration with men out on him. As a dominant, 5ft7, 27 year old, hourglass stunner of a woman. Her frequent trips to the gym made her butt one not be reckoned with, constantly sweating up a storm. Of course this meant her farts were-
Always super wet. No matter what time of the year. They are horrible. She doesn’t care if we're in the hospital, a wedding, my high school graduation, or at 3am… if she’s gassy she’s coming for me… *Gulp*
Walking into the house, Randy noticed her butt was a little bigger than usual. Biggest mistake… as she turned around and noticed him staring.
!!!
Turning around and chasing Randy around the yard. Eventually leaving him alone and going inside. Getting late in the day Randy could see the girls were preparing for something… using this a decoy he snuck inside and hid quietly in his youngest sister's room.
I love Ash’s room. It's always so nice and clean. With her obsession of fragrance, air sprays, candles her room was like an anime girl oasis kind of environment. I could hear some ruckus coming from downstairs. Before I could move… there she was… 5 ft 5, dainty footsteps of somebody who doesn’t crave attention. Almost like an innocent angel type of girl would cry for a week if her houseplants got sick. Long curly blond hair, contradicted her otherwise humble attire. Clearly a girl who is cursed from her beauty rather than basks in her advantage at life.
The sweet and innocent Ash was on the phone to a guy from class.
“Sorry I had to leave Travis, I had to uhhh… Homework!! We have homework due dude”
She began rubbing her stomach, I was so confused…. What homework? It was July… then it dawned on me…
“Yeaah yeah… that was gross!!! Who the hell farts like that? …. Worst thing you’ve ever smelled in your life haha…. Y-yeah… ermm”
Ash visibly began to stress out
“It did knock out all those people… I’m sure they were just overreacting dude… it wasn’t that bad… DUDE STOP!! IT WASNT THAT-I’ve gotta go”
She just came from a lunchtime date with a guy. Enjoying her chipotle, she forgot that it was her 2nd Mexican meal of the day. She let out a few silent farts that cleared the ENTIRE FOOD COURT!! The security of the mall thought it was a terrorist attack of teargas or something.
Being a beautiful, timid and shy girl no one would have expected her to produce such a smell. Even Ash herself was worried when the fire alarm was set off by such a bad smell.
Worst thing was.
That was only a few stray farts that escaped. If she was to release some real gas. The damages would have been beyond human imagination.
As soon as I saw her rubbing her stomach I knew I had to get the hell out of her room.
Just she sat down and saw me!
“EEEEEK!!! MOMMA MOMMA!! RANDY’s IN MY ROOM!!!”
As her squeaky high pitched screech shot through my skull, I heard Mom’s footsteps marching up the door behind me… her warm supple hand encased the side of my neck…
“Awwww poor bubba… he’s just hungry”
She dangled some weird plastic thing in my face. It looked like a babies pacifier for adults… except the there was a… massive hole… in the middle
There was a long silence before
“Now Ash, let's get your bags packed and ready in 5 minutes. I'll be waiting in the car… (Turns around to Randy) Come with me my perfect son (pinches his cheek)
Ash winced at Mary's jiggly posterior! Their family was blessed with stunning hourglass figures but… Mary’s butt and hips took the cake… after pumping out three kids her ass cheeks jiggled down the hall with a meaty authority. The girls always wondered why she didn’t get back out there to date… Randy knew all too well
Mom sat me down in the car, her proud 4x4 capable of carrying all of us with ease.
“Hey Mom… please… we’re driving across the country… let me stay home!”
She just smiled back at me as if… my fate was already decided. Turning around she called the girls again, seeing her from the side… I can see why guys are always harassing her. Her butt looked like two giant hams. Heavy hams. I could even see her stomach gurgling..
But What I saw next…
“Now now Randy… Momma always drives commando haha wouldn’t want to be all sweaty now”
The girls came walking over and placed their bags in the trunk. Randy was struggling with Mary until she had enough…
SQUELCH!!!!
Growing tired of his whining, her butt dropped on his face. Rocking the car. Spreading her cheeks over his face.
“Open your mouth honey… we know you loooove it”
Her super supple feet swarmed over his groyne. Her chubby swollen milf feet were always super warm and soft. She stomped on his balls making him cry out like a walrus. Quickly managing to equip his face with the-
-weird plastic thing that kept my mouth open. Dropping her butt cheeks on my face while purring at my open mouth. I could hear Jamie in the back impressed. Mum had the most unkempt butt ever. I don’t think she realised how much it had grown.. meaning my face sunk so deep into the crack… UGH… it was horrifying… she wiggled getting comfy, all I felt was her swampy anus twitching… I was so scared when I heard her say-
“Girls open the windows… Mommy doesn’t feel so good… my stomach is all bloated”
The family drove off. Soon before…
“I’ll take a… Paneer curry… extra spicy… yup beans dumplings… uh uh Cabbage… lentils… haha! You’re giving us extra paneer… awww you’re too kind… Tell Patel Mary stopped by ok… bye”
Ash And Jamie. Watched their mom slurp down the super spicy Indian meal. A meal for about 3 people was enough to suffice her appetite… however the four of them found themselves stuck… in rush hour traffic
BRUUUPT!!
She farted!! I gagged on the smell spurts of sweat splashed in my mouth. I heard her warn the girls in the car. I tried to move her off my face… she grabbed my wrists…
BLO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRFFF
UGHH… she…she… farted open my open mouth. A HUGE FART!! I could *gag* taste the milk from her protein shake in it. So powerful it blasted the snot from my nose, left my ears ringing…
“Awwww girls!! Little Randy almost came over Mommy’s fart haha… I can see it throbbing between my feet-“
When I heard her say this… I was mortified… Trying my best to think about something else… her super warm and soft feet began massaging over my meat… her stomach began bubbling and she clenched my wrists tight preparing to drop another bomb fart… but the next thing I know she-
Randy Gasped for air as Mary’s huge butt lifted off his face, jiggling off into the blinding sunlight. Jamie… leaned forward and looked down at Randy
“Oh my god that mouth gape is working… Hey Ash, remember when mom broke out with another one? … after she had that African food buffet whew… you didn’t stop whaling for hours pussy… hahahahaha… c'mere… (Grabs Randy from the seat)
“But Jamie… Mom does big-“
“Yeaah yeahh, I don’t know what on earth that woman eats but-“
Randy murmured… groaning to being awake
The next thing I know Jamie jumps on my lap. The family trait hourglass looked great on all three of the girls… but Jamie was noticeably the ‘porkiest’… if not that then definitely the heaviest!! I was already losing circulation in my legs
“Am I getting fat? Look at my belly Randy”
Grabbing my hand she forced me to grab a handful of… it wasn’t a soft mushy fat… it was worse… It was a solid gas filled gut… hard as a rock!
“Hahahhaha look Ash!! He’s scared!! Pussy!! Hahahaha HMPH!!”
Next thing I know she’s got me in some kind of lock.. where my face is close to her butt… her legs are so thick I’m forced to hold her in place. Her stinky feet clutch the back of my head, Her thick butt slowly encased my face.. UGHH it was super sweaty… her cheeks were sliding all over-
SQUELCH!!!
!!!
She threw her ass back smashing it into the driver's seat. The meaty squelch sprayed sweat EVERYWHERE! I heard a door open and close. I think Ash ran for her life, or to go get mom. She reached back and took a scruff of my hair… forcing my head back… I pleaded with her… although all that came out was gagged gibberish and a few tongue slaps against her anus which-
“YOU FUCKING-
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP”
“Ahhhhh you fucking donkey! LICK!!
Ash ran inside the restaurant, Mary was enjoying an entire buffet to herself. She was supposed to grab a snack and come back, again… her tremendously good looks got her more free food… of course with her new found appetite… The stacks of Mexican dishes kept her at bay.
“Oh hey Ash! *Munch Munch* grab a chair… it’s goooood stuff… they are really friendly here haha”
Ash, a girl of few words. Looked around at the steaming mountains of food. Shrugged her shoulders and sat opposite her mom and began eating too.
Her face lit up with delight at the food
Mary even took the opportunity to teach her youngest daughter how to.. ‘persuade’ people with her ‘charm’. Ash giggled quietly at her mom, completely lulling the waiter into more food.
As for Jamie and Randy
BLIUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIPRT!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARFF
“Take it!! ALL OF IT!! Until my stomach is nice and flat… like Mom’s!!”
I couldn’t take any more… she… sharted… A FEW TIMES!!! I was crying tears of revolt. She forced my tongue to clean up everything. Whatever she ate it was spicy. VERY SPICY. I was honestly dying in that car for what felt like hours… after she finished… she even took my gag out… and made me lick her butt clean. (GAG) even letting off more super wet farts into my face. When she climbed off my face she
“Good boy Randy… I would usually let you go and… don’t fucking cry!! ARGHH FUCKING WIMP!!”
Poor kid. She tied up with his face up her ass and lay down on the back seats.
Jamie just went to sleep… I’m so thankful to god she took my gag off. The blasts of gas left my face clammy and steamy, they got wetter and wetter and she began to sweat. Deep trombone sounding farts.. rocking the car every so often. I blacked out after a while. I just couldn’t breathe
A just of fresh air abruptly awoke Randy, as his head was fished out of Jamie's jiggly butt cheeks.
It was Ash…
“Oh my god thank-“
“Ewww… er… you may wanna go get mom… she’s uhhh…”
I was in such a daze. I wondered why she was holding her stomach or what any of this meant… but I just ran in to get mom.
When I got in
My jaw hit the ground.
Mom had wiped out an absolute continent of Mexican buffet. The staff were celebrating like it was some kind of achievement. I looked over at the menu… burritos, quesadillas, tacos, patties, beef, steak, guacamole, butter beans, pork, liver! WHERE THE HELL DID SHE FIND THIS KIND OF APPETITE. Grabbed her by the hand and we left.
“Looks like I’ve got my appetite back son hehe… or… OR ORRRR… all that gym dieting just made me go a bit… overboard… ahhh hit that spot”
Randy sat Mary in the Driving seat..
“I hope all that food doesn’t ruin my waistline, oh look! My favourite waiter is coming”
One of the waiters came and dropped off a decent load of food packages for their journey. Before Randy could claim any money for the food the girls already grabbed it all. Even Jaime in her drowsy state managed to grab a bunch.
“Cmon… Hurry along now son… no more dilly dallying!!”
Feeling her haste as her thigh bumped me towards her car seat… the stack of takeaway Mexican food was on her passenger seat. I looked down at her giant ass print on the driver's seat. Her commanding hand tapped my shoulder.
“C'mon son… Mommy’s got some driving to do (Randy turns around in fear) awww don’t be a silly billy… I’m sure (GURGLE-BLOAT)… oh whoa… gonna have to run that off.. can’t let this butt grow anymore huh… haha”
I saw Ash hand Mom the mouth gag… she stashed it close by…
PLORCH!!!
“C'mon Son… hold mommy straight… we've gotta get this show on the road-
Randy was whimpering in her swampy unkempt butt crack. Trying his best losing against his mother’s giant ass and hips.
Ash had enough, as the car was attracting too much attention. Her shy nature was growing anxious.
“ARGH!!”
Visibly enraged. She leaned over and tore Randy’s pants off. Covering her eyes not looking at his member-
“Awwww thanks Ash… now he can relax… like he always does”
Somebody spat a HUGE wad of spit over my member and mom’s soft rubbery feet started stomping and squeezing my junk. I couldn’t help but cry out in pain as he butt jumped and pinned my jaw open… she felt a lot heavier!! It must have been the food she just ate.
The girl's stomach gurgles got worse and worse as the time got on until the night time.
….
“Mom… it’s mad dark… Can we get a motel or something?”
“Oh fudge… Jamie you are right! We’ll set up camp in those woods (points at camping site)”
After pulling up at the campsite, nobody was around. Mary and the girls set up the large tent and the two exhausted girls jumped in and got comfy. Mary on the other hand…
She left me plastered to her driving seat. I was done. It was pitch black darkness, I was almost asleep until. !!!! Something grabbed me out of the car, it was Mom! She seemed rushed and in pain. She laid my head against an old tree stump.
Forced the mouth gape in my mouth…
Smashed my skull with her ass!! My jaw and neck spasmed!! As if she warned me not to move.
“Woo!! Randy boy… Momma’s gonna make this as quick… as….”
BLUUUUUUUUAUAAAAAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUARRRFFFFFF
“Ahhhh (panting) fuck that was loud!! Honey I want you to… (BLORT-GURGLE) brace yourself okay…”
As she said this she parked her full weight over my mouth… I could feel her feet on my thighs. The stomach gurgles, her grunts, I started screaming for help but
THOOOOOSE!!
BLOOOOOOORCH!!
BW AAAAAAAAAA RRFFF
… she… she… dropped the biggest turd! I could hear her moaning in pleasure as the solid torpedo of a shit stretched her asshole… it was so heavy! The pulverised it’s way down my throat!! God!! It was huge!!
Worst thing was…
She wasn’t done… pausing there… as the thick turd bulldozed the back of my throat. My eyes began watering as it filled the circumference of my mouth with ease. My jaw was burning.
“Shhhhh Honey… be quiet!! We need to make this quick! (BLOAT-GWORk)”
Mary began panting and pushing really hard.
The next thing I know…
BLOOORCH
PLORCH!!
FOWWWWCH
SPLATCH!!
BAAAATCH!!
PLUTARCH!!
FWOOORCH!!
She let it all loose!! Turd after turd the size of footlong sandwiches were blasted down my throat. I was overwhelmed!! They were so heavy!! They breached forcefully through my gag reflex!! She stomped over me to see if I was still alive… and the sweaty soles made me spew everywhere! I could feel my stomach being filled…
She got up and flashed a light to see If I was ok…
“Holy shit!! That was a 50 pounder!! Whew!! Cmon… Randy… you’re embarrassing me… finish it.”
I was whining… my throat was crammed full with solid turd. It was protruding about 15 cm from my mouth into the air!!!
She walked over slowly. Nervous, looking around to see if anyone would see what she was about to do.
“Randy we talked about this on thanksgiving… Mommy only clogs REAL toilets… hump!!! You never learn… welp”
STOMP!!!
!?!!!! I squealed like a pig!! She stomped on my balls as if it was some kind of manual override flush button. My soul left my body! She didn’t let up until-
“Atta boy… Awwww… is my little Randy dizzy again? You’re turning blue again hahaha… aww next time mom won’t stomp as hard tehe”
They walked back to the tent where Ash and Jamie were fast asleep
“Now Randy… you can stand watch… and protect the family from any… ahh emergencies…”
ZIIP!
She left the poor kid out in the cold. Even he was happy he wasn’t spending the night sucking up the farts of Jamie or Mary for that matter. It was a miracle how they could all sleep in their gassy storm they combined to make.
Randy eventually fell ill and blacked out…
Waking up… like a wild animal captive…
All three of them stood over me… menacingly… I forgot… It's morning… they haven’t had their morning relief yet..
“Errr girls girls!!! Let’s be reasonable here… uhhh… TRAFFIC?!! We can’t get caught in traffic. Mom's Morning dumps take up to a minimum 2 hours!! We’ve gotta go
The girls paused thinking
“Mom… Jamie… he’s got a point”
“Shut up Ash!! I need to drop something crazy!! Look!! (Points at bloated stomach) this is all-“
“Uhuh… I don’t feel too good…”
Both Mary and Jamie, looked at Ash’s stomach.. physically bubbling around like there was a cat and dog fighting in there or something.
“Oh my god Ash… when’s the last time you-“
“UGHHHH FOUR DAYS!! It kept closing down my school!! It’s exam season my guys!!! I get nervous so I’ve been holding it in”
Both Jamie and Mary Covered their faces and ran off to the car… like there was some kind of bomb about to go off that they couldn’t diffuse.
“I’m sorry bro… (Crying) my tummy hurts so bad… please… don’t hate me…”
“Oh shit!! Ash please I-“
Ash silently placed Randy up against a tree then-
Shoved her incredibly clean and well kept butt over my face. I was scared for my life!! Why did mom and Jamie run off like that? Why was Ash’s Anus so hot?!!
!!!?!!!!
Ash moaned with her head swinging back to heavens as-
A flood of molten diarrhoea came flowing out her ass into my mouth. It was horrendous. Super hot and runny, my eyes watered as I squealed like a pig. More and more flowed out as she cried out from her stomach cramps… scorching my throat as I tapped out for my dear life… I fucking started to drown in it! Calling out for my dear life… towards the end she farted a few times before exploding… my vision went black…
Randy was knocked out. COLD. Ash was blushing bright red, having fumigated the entire camping area. Leaves were falling off the trees, birds were falling dead. Her gas and filth smelled so bad it was a natural hazard. This is honestly hated about herself as she loves nature and animals. Which makes her always hold in her unforgivable gas and loads.
Looking around she hung her head. Like a natural phenomenon. The only life force able to withstand such an awful stench, even the grass and small plants flopped over to die. She grabbed the rest of the stuff and loaded the car.
Meanwhile back in the car-
“FUCKING HELL MOM! Why did you let her eat Mexican?!!l
“I thought she emptied at school or something, holy cow… should we… Should we call the cops? Like for help?”
“Mom this entire forest is suffering, does she like fart nuclear waste or someth-“
JUFWIIIIIIING!
Ash Flung open the car door
“Very Funny Jamie”
Jamie immediately perished in the unbearable smell. Literally panicked to the point of being knocked out as there was not enough oxygen.
Mary… being Ash’s mom… put on a brave face while holding her breath.
“Hey. Ash. Where’s Randy?.”
Ash laid Randy’s corpse on the remains of the leftover Mexican food rappers in the front seat.
“Cmon mom let’s go already before anyone sees”
Within the same breath. Mary sped out of the green gas cloud, half-hazardly onto the freeway.
A silence secured the car for a while, as Ash was awaiting Mary’s obnoxious comments.
“Stop smiling at me mom!! You’re such a-“
“Awwww Ashley cmon now… I’m your mom! When you was a small baby I was getting kicked out of all kinds of functions with your nappies hahah”
Ash turned bright red. Sinking into the chair. Burning with embarrassment.
“The secret is… keeping things AIR TIGHT… that’s what’s important haha”
Looking over at Randy… tapping his red hot face
“Randy dear… Momma’s turn…”
I was dreaming… about some beautiful girls wanting to party with me in Miami, Paris, London AND Dubai or something… some world tour party, private jet kinda thing… one girl was tapping my face.. My stomach was hurting and she wanted to rub it for me… very kind… I leaned in to kiss and
WHAAAAAAACKK!!!!
“Wake up honey….”
“(GASP!!) Where am I?!! HUH WHO? WHAT? Kurxa hit 500?! HUH? Yeaa… pass the (Gulp) champagne… bottle… errr Mom… what that sound?”
Mom looked back at me with eyes of mercy…
“Hehehe… oh nothing crazy… just ahhh… yeah… Mommy’s morning dump son”
My world went blank.
Mom’s morning dumps… let’s just say we had an industrial stainless steel toilet back at home… bolted down. With an iron churn flush mechanism for her solid torpedo turds.. Even those super toilets only lasted 5 months of her…
“But mom… I… I…I….”
I looked around in the car for the girl's support in the matter. Jamie was snoring like a cow, and Ash had headphones in. Looking out the window…
“Son… be a good boy… the last thing you want is for us to eat more on top… Coz I’m getting real hungry”
Her stomach growled fiercely as she tapped it trying to tame it.
“Mom… (looking down at her gut)… how long is this trip I don’t think I’ll-“
(GRAB!!)
WHOOO-SQUELCH!!!!
As my head turned to see what she saw in the distance, she grabbed my head… jumped up and and butt dropped onto my face. Mom had never never been fat, but her ass cheeks were definitely heavyset. EURHHH and she could never reach her ass these days… I guess now it was my job…
“Whooo… son… awww you little perv… (Feels Randy cleaning her mighty butthole) here… let me help you”
She now spread her ass over my head!! And dropped them over my ears! I could feel the motion of the car pulling off onto the freeway. I started bawling! I knew what was coming. Peeling away at her thighs!! Begging her not to go through with this!
“Now Now Randy, you’re a big boy now… Momma shouldn’t have to discipline you”
Mary looked back to check if the girls were awake, or watching…
She quickly drove into the kurxa cafe.
“Can I get a triple omega omelette… yeah with cheese…”
The man asked her if she wanted it with beans and spinach. Mary looked down at Randy’s protesting feet. Poor guy even started eating her ass, like his life depended on it.
“Yeah yeah… add everything please… thanks”
After sealing my destiny… she leant forward and dug into my pocket. Feeling her weight slightly subside off my face, I had the chance to break free!, my hands grabbed her hips and I-
“He-mph-so-mmm-AAAHH- somebo-“
SQUELCH!!!!!!
“Ahh Here you are sir…”
“…Mam? Are you ok? Did you hear something?”
“Awwww you’re so right… Can I get four triple omega omelettes please… and a coffee… A LARGE coffee… my stomach is howling like a dog aha”
“That would be $149…”
“No problem… here”
After paying with Randy’s card. She-
“Awwwhawhawww… she made me more for my kids? This a whole buffet now?”
As she took the mega load of food. I felt the weight of it all through her. I started to tremble, squirming, her butthole was spotless, I was a sitting duck now. The Worst thing is…
“Ash!! Jamie!! Wake up! Give me some help with this mother-load haha… or… Randy will ahh…(GURGLE)… struggle”
Mom was mindlessly dancing on the seat… eating a bite. Each sip of coffee…. I began to panic!! She was eating for AGES!!! HOW MUCH FOOD DID THEY GIVE HER?!! I was fearing the absolute worst. I couldn’t hear any of the other girls in the car either… I was doomed…
Mary’s stomach began to cramp and cause her great distress. As if she had crossed the line with her stomach’s eating agreement or something.
“Oh fuck fuck fuck…. Arghh fuckkkkkkk… arghhh shit!!! OH GOD ITS-“
The world went quiet. Suddenly her anus opened up as wide as an American football…
JUPLOOOOOORCH!!!!!
She grunted as it smacked into my mouth. I was crying out In pain! It was stretching out my face!! Heavy as a bowling ball… it reached a point where it had blocked every airway… I started waving my arms trying to get her off me!! The turd was so big and solid…IT LIFTED HER OFF MY FACE!! I could see light!! Her entire body weight was nailing my throat!! Tears were flowing down my face!! My arms were getting weak hearing her grunt MORE of this monster turd.
All until the car hit a bump in the road
spla-KUBLOOOOOOORCH!!!!
We all were tossed up and- when she landed… her huge ass nailed the humongous turd down my throat. I thought she broke my neck!! Her huge rubbery butt cheeks claimed my face once again. As I suffered the huge turd bend and deform my insides to make residence.
“Ohhhh shit…. That… was huge!!! Randy?!! ARE YOU OK?!!”
Mary could hear the mutant turd breach through Randy’s chest cavity. Squelching!! Poor guy was fighting a losing battle against that thing. She grabbed his wrists and they were in a kind of shocked-spasm.
Driving down the runway, she didn’t realise she was driving faster than the limit. Of course a police officer saw a car full of stupendously attractive women and pulled them all over.
“Girls!! Let me do all the talking ok”
The police officer walked up the car trying to be confident. Walking past the rear window, his eyes scanned across the sleeping beauty of Jamie. He blushed red seeing the angelic gaze of Ash.
“Hey there officer… What seems to be the problem?”
Mary’s breasts were deliberately smushed up against the window. She smiled seeing him lose his composure around her impeccably good looks.
“You were doing the 90 in a 60 Mam… L-License and re-registration please”
Opening the window more, letting her double F Bosom drop over the window crevice.
“Reach in and grab it… I don’t want to make you… shot over me now sir (looks at gun scanning over his general groyne area) with that big gun of yours”
Licking her lips she insisted.
Poor guy started to sweat like a pig in July. Stuttering his words, fiddling with his notepad
“Hahaha I’m just joshing sir…”
She wrestled the ID from her breast cleavage and gave it to the officer.
Giggling at how he held it like it was a ticket to heaven or something.
“L-Listen mam…. I-“
He was about to write a note… but as he looked up
Mary was drooling, her picture-perfect set of bubblegum pink lips were aimed at his face.
“Sorry… I just looooove a man in uniform… makes me… wanna”
Her eyes flickered from his groyne to his eyes. Poor guy stepped back. Mary had him about to pass-out comically. Stuttering his commands as she drove off.
“Mom!! WTF that was torture”
“Cmon Ash… we're going to get a ticket!”
“Plus… I had this monster dump in my gut the… whole… time…”
(GRUNT!!!!)
PLOOOOOOOORCH!!!
PHOO-
DWOOORLCH!!
BLOOOOOOOOORCH!!!
I was half asleep, having drifted off a while ago. The next thing I know my throat is taking an onslaught of rock solid bowling ball size turd… my arms shot up in the air in shock!!! They were monstrous!! She didn’t stop!! They kept coming!! I…I… panicked!! I think my jaw was broken… I tried to close the mouth gape.
SQUISHH!!
Mom stomped on my balls to force open my mouth AGAIN!! I…I… I got overwhelmed… my…my… body shut down… I blacked out… the last thing I remember hearing was Ash screaming… and mom laughing at the huge mess I made over the car pedals.
“Holy cow Son… remind me to get you a girlfriend!! Whew… hey Ash! come and see how much-”
“Mom. ew.”
Ash almost barfed seeing the pool of Randy’s enjoyment juice pool under the seat.
“That is what a happy man looks like Ashley”
“But mom…”
Sadly for Randy, she didn’t know her monstrous morning dump had knocked him out. She continued for the best part of 30 minutes. In fact, the only reason she stopped was that Randy had been filled to MAX capacity! Luckily her last turd thrusted her up in the air rather than making a mess in the car.
“OH MY GOD MOM! STOP!! HE NEEDS A HOSPITAL!!”
Ash shrieked seeing the inhumane state of her brother. They were driving through an old town just off the freeway. Hardly any people around, Ash was the only one who grew anxious about whether her brother would be ok or not. Mary was still sitting on the last turd enjoying her stomach peace.
As for Jamie….
She was just waking up…
“(Yawns) fuck! What’s that! - (sees Mary’s bowling ball turd she was sitting on) HOLY SHIT MOM!!! Is he dead?!!!”
“Jamie talk some sense into mom!!! He needs a d-octor!! LIKE ASAP!!”
“He’ll be fineeee… this is nothing compared to”
“DUDE!! THE CAR IS LOPSIDED!! YOUR DUMP IS THAT HEAVY!!”
Even Jamie looked around and realised
Mary blushed… having noticed a while ago…
“Awwww Ok…we’ll find a hospital or something”
A brief moment passed…
“Hey mom… did you spill a milkshake or something?”
Several hours later…
I woke up… in the comfort of a hospital bed… it was very dark. Midnight. I realised I woke up in a hospital. My head was thumping, my jaw and throat were numb, swallowing my spit was a chore.
!!
Suddenly it all came back to me!! (GULP) the morning dump!! Shaking instinctively I looked around for the girls. I knew they had been there as the guest seat had a huge butt print on it. Shined with sweat.. Definitely Jamie’s!
I was stranded with no phone without the girls, so I regretfully decided to wait there till morning. Best sleep I've had in a long time.
Randy drifted back off to sleep. Only to be woken up a few hours later by a familiar voice cackling as loud as can be.
Knowing it was Mary… his bottom lip began to shake… It was 7AM. He was praying that-
“Awwww good morning my babyyy”
Mary went overboard with the motherly love and downright embarrassed the man, hugging and swinging him around like a toy dog.
“Doctor says… No more messing about with elephant young man… the DNA tests proved that only a full grown african elephant could produce such a… load”
I was shaking… I couldn’t believe my ears… my eyes darted to Ash and Jamie and they both confirmed non-verbally in their own way. (GULP)
“Ahaha they had to call construction workers as hard and heavy as wet cement hahaha good lord hahaha… I’m glad you're still with us, son…”
Trying to take my mind off what mom was saying, my eye averted to a large black woman who was with the family. She was a large woman, radiating motherly energy as she smiled back at me.
“Son… this is Amatha, she’s the one who gave us directions to find this hospital! AND, she’s offered to cook us breakfast while her husband fixed our car… isn’t that nice of her”
I sighed in relief, hearing this
Going back to Amatha’s house
All four of them sat and enjoyed breakfast, although it was quite a hefty meal for just a breakfast. The proportions were nothing out of the ordinary. Before they knew it, the stacked plates were all gone. Yams, brussel sprouts, cornbread, fried chicken, waffles, mac and cheese, bacon, sausages, omelette, Amatha’s house was basically a restaurant.
Truly a kind soul.
I decided to go for a walk, you know, just to get some fresh air and what not. Nice and sunny day, why not?
There was a nice creak, with a tire swing and everything. Amatha’s house was some kind of utopia. I looked around and found a nice hammock, just in case, I rested with my head beneath it for some shade from the wicked sun.
Finally feeling better from the other I enjoyed a great nap, being massaged by the sun’s rays
All until..
Randy’s paradise was ruined by someone who came crying. Literally crying their eyes out! Randy thought it was Ash. The delicate naive type, who often was heard crying in her room.
Hearing the footsteps get closer and closer
He thought his little hidden spot would be compromised. The crying went the other direction, all in front of him next to the lake.
Jamie.
JAMIE: “HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO ME!!? Oh my god I can’t believe this”
She was yelling into her phone. Her butt jiggled around in each of her syllables. Literally shaking with emotion.
Randy couldn’t help but notice her super sweaty ass eating her shorts. The colour was light grey as she liked showing off her huge ass but… the inner crack was a dark moist grey… considering her butt was pretty big… Randy started to crawl away from what was imminent danger to his life.
JAMIE: “FUCKING ASS WIPE… ARGHHH!! I'M GOING TO-”
MARY: “What’s the matter darling? Why are you crying?”
!!! Randy was shocked into the stillness of a gecko, hearing Mary’s voice. Gulping in relief seeing her step out in front of his lake view. Mary was wearing a sundress, but for some reason her butt was looking HUGE. In fact, both girls looked like their hourglass figures had added a few inches in the rump department. Mary’s butt easily measured at about 68 inches, where Jamie’s followed at 53 inches.
JAMIE: “IT’S LANCE!! He was seen kissing another girl at the club yesterday, he told me he was home all weekend babysitting”
Randy had never seen Jamie like this. Usually the stone cold brute of the family, here he’s seeing her flop into his moms arms like a babbling toddler.
MARY: “Awwwww there there honey”
JAMIE: “The girl has an absolute juice box figure too, UGH mom!!!!”
MARY: “Did you do ‘the thing’?”
JAMIE: “YESS MOM!! He said he likes that kinda thing… he jizzed in seconds like a fucking pussy…”
MARY: “Awww you must have emasculated him darling, someti-”
JAMIE: “....aaand I may have blasted him as my horse saddle on his social media before f-”
MARY: “Hhahaha! (BOING!!) Just like me in my punk rocker days”
Seeing mom butt bounce Jamie flying made me realise just how big mom’s ass actually was. Our entire bloodline of women had impeccable figures. But-
MARY: “Jamie… don’t you worry we’ll pay ‘little saddle boy’ a visit when we get back… or maybe he can come to our house and explain”
Jamie got up and dusted herself off.
MARY: Plus have you seen Randy? Momma’s a bit gassy. That food was a bit… Rich for my gut
My eyes opened wide as they possibly could, pretending as if I was invisible to the naked eye. I lay there as still as a rock hoping she wouldn’t see me.. Luckily enough… she didn't.
JAMIE: Same… thanks for opening your big mouth! Amatha locked her bathroom coz of your damn stories.
Mary paused… her hands perched on her hips as-
BWAAAAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFF
FRWAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOORRFFFFFFFFFF
MARY: WOO!! UGHHH!! Yeah
The power of mum's farts not only scorched my face from several yards away, all the birds flew away from the surrounding trees, we could hear the fart echo for miles and miles away. Super strong like a gust of wind. Taking several seconds for her sundress to flop back down… Taking a good look at her big meaty buns… No way on earth I could survive under that for more on this journey.
MARY: Well uh.. If you see your brother let him know we are leaving soon ok hun
JAMIE: Ok mom… but question… how do you deal with the uhh.. Ass sweat?
Mary’s joyful head tilted confused
MARY: huh?.... What ass sweat? See you back on the main ranch in a jiffy aha
Jamie watched her mom’s beastly butt cheeks clap and jiggle off into the blazing sun. Super loud squelching and clopping, the poor sundress was devoured in every step into her deep unkempt butt.
Loitering around for a while longer, Jamie found the hammock that Randy was still hiding under. (Even though the blissful surroundings had lulled him off to a deep sleep). She didn’t see him lying underneath it standing above it, paralyzed in concentration as she texted furiously.
However, in the distance….
BLOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHFFFFFFFFFF
Mary let off another big one!
The gust of foul air came shooting over the large field invading the innocent little creek like a desert sandstorm. Only instead of sand… it was heinous gas that quickly brought Jamie back to her senses. Sadly for Randy… the gust of fart blew her backwards… and she stumbled backwards
PLORCH!!
Falling backwards landing-
!!! UGHH SQUARE OF MY FACE! THE PATHETIC HAMMOCK COULD BARELY HOLD A WATER BOTTLE LET ALONE A FULLY FIGURED CURVY WOMAN… I could feel her sitting up relaxing her ass was super swampy. So swampy I could hear the sweat squelch all over my forehead.
“Holy cow, (Cough) Mom lay off the yams”
Jamie said to herself watching Mary’s sundress blow up in the distance. She pulled out her phone and called her best friend. They started their typical girls chatter, talking about boys, and whatever. Just trying to get her mind off things.
“Me? I just sat by a creek, and found this super comfy rock. Super warm”
The girls continued to chatter, Randy eventually stopped listening until.
“Woo… oh gosh… one second-”
BWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRPT!!!
!!! My-My mouth!... Why does everyone’s farts seem to be getting worse!! I Wanted to cry. Thank the heavens my mouth was closed and it was only my nose that took the fart. My eyes watered and my ears felt steamy… smelled like rotten cheese… I dare not make a sound and let her know she was sitting on my face. I could hear her stomach gurgling now… didn’t know what to do next!! I was trapped!!
“Haha!! Damn skippy!! This super nice woman who made us breakfast, she just kept heaping mac and cheese onto my plate aha!! Like everyone knows I’m lactose intolerant, the fuck she want? To arm a bomb in my gut or something?! haha”
Jamie started joking with her friend on the phone about the one time they both pranked poor little Randy.
In Randy's high school play, Randy was playing the village donkey in some fable play. The Guy who was supposed to play the head of the horse didn’t show up. If no one could jump in, and play the part the play would have been cancelled. Randy was so excited to be part of the play, he sat in the ass of the donkey suit all day. In the last 10 minutes, before the play was about to be cancelled-
“Haha!! I stepped in, fresh out of the gym, just guzzled down a double-scoop full dairy protein shake ahaha!! I walk up to him to take the piss out of him, probably livestream him eating one of my dirty gym socks or eating my used shorts… BUT THEN-”
As Jamie went to the same high school as Randy the drama teacher recognized her. Of course Jamie was drama major, and was an elite level actress most voted to become a hollywood actress. Jamie was caught off guard when she got asked to be in the play…
“YUP! Mr Dooly asked me to be the head of the donkey!! Ahaha!! You should have seen Randy's face drop… ahaha ohh mannnn, I dropped my shorts and stuffed my bare ass inside that sweaty costume hahah!! All his classmates could hear him squirming!”
Not only did Jamie get a standing ovation for her performance, she brought Randy to tears, and many others! By letting constant wet farts the entire play. The audience found them hilarious. Randy’s begs for help eventually went in vain as no one wanted to go near the costume to save him. Even after the play was over everyone just left him in the clutches of his sadistic older sister. Jamie loved it, all until one fart… one BIG NASTY fart… went a little too far
“Oh man, I just remember running through the hallway in that donkey suit.. Sucker was attached to my ass like a human diaper. I think I broke his nose with all those ass claps that day. Each step I was letting out farts. Big beefy ones! I couldn’t hear Randy anymore so I guessed he passed or something.. Boy was I wrong-”
The truth was that Jamie had been… dropping more and more hot and soft stool as they ran through the school… she couldn’t hear Randy any more as she had filled the rest of the costume like a water balloon. As let it all loose once in the bathrooms. Poor Randy, was trapped in the suit… poor guy… he swallowed everything… as she dropped very moist farts her friend could see her inflating the costume. They were friends for life after she helped Jamie out of that Jam.
“Hahahaaaa, Oh mann, but you were worse than me!! You saw him about to die and dumped your spicy tofu load on top of mine hahaha GOD hahaha”
I was getting so mad… but at the same time… her friend ‘Alice is super hot’ way hotter than Jamie. I hated the whole toilet thing, but-
“That's crazy!! He cums so quickly when we used to feed him!! And your loads are triple the size of mine!! fucking vegan n shit hahaha”
That’s right!! Her stool would vary from giant bricks to liquid ooze. Just something about her was amazing
In all the tom-foolery and joking around Jamie had moved over to Randy’s mouth. Clearly not-knowing he was there. Her Friend Alice farted on the phone.
BLOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFGH
Unprovoked. Without warning. She sharted in my mouth. I felt my cock shoot up into the cold evening air. Which only brought upon the inevitable…
Eventually Jamie turned around and saw his-
“...OH MY GOSH WHAT THE fuck… Alice… I’m gonna have to call you back”
BEEP!
“UGH YOU FUCKING TOOL!! Mom is super right you love to be fed… I’ve got the raunchiest farts too… I-”
She was sitting square on my face but I managed to say no just making the sound no.
Jamie paused and grabbed a strong vine. Before sitting back down on Randy’s face she asked-
“I think my other fart must have fuzzed over your pea brain… I asked you I obviously have the raunchiest farts in the family, RIGHT?”
SQUIST!
!! She grabbed my throbbing cock like it was a motorcycle handlebar, so intensely I thought it was going to come off
Jamie was getting audibly annoyed.
“ANSWER”
“Y-YEAH yours are the worst by f-”
“LAIR!”
SQUELCH!!
I thought she broke my cheekbones, so hard she slammed her butt on my face.
All this heat had made her conjure up quite a mean sweat. The fact she was wearing shorts didn't make the slightest difference. She turned my face into a sweat swamp.
Jamie went quiet. As she turned the strong vine into a whip.
WWWWSTCHHHH!!!!
“We're going to play a game. I’m going to whip you to a pulp if you don’t cum to my…”
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHRRRRFFFFFF!!!!!
“Ahhhh farts, everytime you don’t cum you get whipped… got it!?”
I tried to beg for mercy but-
thooWWWWWTSCHHHHH!!!!
!!!!!!!!
She whipped the vine around my balls!! I saw stars! She laughed at my arms extended in shock up into the air. The vine had micro spikes on them which made weep like her bitch.
“Oooooohhhh someone’s twitchin’ maybe you’ll get off easy”
As she saw my arms beginning to relax… she pulled hard on the whip tight on my balls. I couldn’t handle it, my balls were going to pop. I tore off her shorts and began slurping on her sweaty cheeks.
“Ahhhh a man with initiative… good boy…”
I was being trained to enjoy eating her ass. Was no way near as foul as mom’s butt but I’m sure her rancid ass sweat could burn through steel at this point. She had me stuck for a while, super bassy and wet farting in my mouth, ordering me to cum. Whipping me everytime I didn’t.
MARY: “Now now Jamie… he only cums for his momma…”
JAMIE: M-M-MOM!!!
I have never been so relieved to hear my moms voice. She even lifted the angry Jamie off my face. What she didn’t know was Jamie was extremely close to-
MARY: Awwww, you got him real close Jamie, let me show you
Mary HUGE butt-
KAPLORRRRCH!!!!
Flattened my entire head in the mud.
MARY: Give me the whip darling… you can’t just order him to cum. You give him steps giving him no choice ahem…. Momma’s got a big one son
Jamie stepped back in awe. Just the presence of mom made his cock twitch.
MARY: Open your mouth son… good… Momma’s super ripe. I helped out in the field today.. Lick… good… now… oooooh I love gagging… aww you can’t breathe… maybe my butt has grown recently aha… (GURGLE)... ahhhhhhh-
Mary grunted
BLOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAOAOAOOOOOOOOOGGHHHHHHHHH
SPLURRRGEEEE!!!!!
Mary farted for a whole 20 seconds! A BIG. LONG. BASSY blast of gas. As she moaned in relief Randy shot his load up in the air. Like a giddy child she clapped her hands in triumph. Jamie crossed her arms in frustration.
MARY: Awww Jamie.. Don’t worry we’ll practise on our disloyal dog of a boyfriend
JAMIE: We will?
MARY: YUP. Right after a visit to the Frankie and Benny's ice cream parlour
The two women laughed together in unison, while Randy laid there with his mom sitting on his face. Eventually She got up and the three of them walked back through the open field.
Jamie couldn’t help but notice the extra jiggle in Mary’s butt. Trying not to get caught looking at it.
She looked back at me smiling.
JAMIE: Hey Mom… why don’t we take some cows milk on the road with us
MARY: ooooh great idea.. RAW cow's milk! Mmmm nice and fresh. OOOH! And cheese FRESH BLOCKS OF CHEEEEESE hehe
I looked over at the giant cows. They were surrounded by giant buckets for the milk. I had a feeling that milk and cheese was going to be the end of me.
Arriving back at Amatha’s house. Ash and Amatha were having a ball! The two seemed to get along very well. What everyone didn’t know is that Amatha’s had been teaching young Ash about guys, life, sex and a bunch of other nifty little life hacks. Ash was a complete brainiac in her own right, but all these unwritten cheat codes of life seemed to fascinate her.
Amatha even helped Ash with her insecurities and stuff. Telling her to let them go wherever (Her insanely bad gas), just to be sure they were silent and to act all innocent afterwards. Amatha of course didn’t know exactly how bad Ash’s gas actually was, just seeing a shy petite girl she assumed the best.
As the family was all getting ready to drive off having packed their bags. Randy saw something that made his poor soul leave his body.
It was Amatha! She was wheeling a huge cart of fresh cow's milk and newly blended cheese. I ran up to her and tried to disarm her from giving my family such… weaponry of sustenance.
“Awwww lil man don’t you worry, this full fat, elbow burning thick stuff. Fresh from our farm. Got super amounts of dairy ahaha”
“Errr Errr Maybe the girls won’t want it they are-”
BOIIIING!!!!!
I thought a beach ball filled with ham hit me… when I dusted off my eyes it was-
“Awww you are such a nice person (Mary’s jello buns were still jiggling) we will need this for our journey”
IT WAS MOM! She… butt bounced me?... wtf!! The next thing I see is
MARY: “UGH this block of cheese looks incredible.. Can I?”
AMATHA: Yeah sure! Knock yourself out aha, more where that came from
Mom sucked the block of cheese until it was nothing but a dangling oily wrapper. The block was HUGE! Like a 1970s brick phone, it bulged through her throat and I could even see it bulging from her flat stomach!
MARY: “BEST. CHEESE. EVERRRRR!, Thanks we'll take it all
AMATHA: No problem!
Randy’s family all took their portions and basically ate and drank it all for lunch. Mary and Jamie both devoured their shares immediately. Ash didn’t really want to eat hers, being vegan and kind of sad leaving Amatha behind. Before no time-
SWIPE!!
ASH: Hey that’s mine!!
JAMIE: Looks like you wanted to cry on it ha! It’s food you-
SWIPE!!!
Mary: Now girls… because you are fighting like wild animals.. I will eat the remaining share. Ash we will find a vegan spot for you. Jamie… I’ve told you about picking on your sister.
PAT.
My moms super warm and soft hands firmly crashed on my slender shoulder.
Mary: Pick on someone your own size… Randy is also a great listener
The rest of the group watched Mary devour the rest of the hefty dose of cheese, Milk, she even slurped the butter up too.
Now mom was never a slob… but even this caught me off guard. She scarfed down two giant pitchers of cow's milk in pure elegance. No loud belches. No big sighs of relief. Just licked her lips and slicked back her hair into a cascading ponytail.
Randy was caught off guard when Mary allowed him to sit in the passenger seat for the best part of 30 minutes to an hour as the family just drove along the freeway. Jamie was annoying Ash as she was threatening the lives of everyone in the car by letting out silent farts. Mary just laughed them off with tears of pain in her eyes.
MARY: Ahhh fudge!! Looks like there has been an accident guys!! snail pace for now.
This was the type of traffic that had people getting out of their cars, sleeping on the grass, guys walking around talking to girls, the traffic was a legit standstill. Mary walked off to gather information..
Coming back quite quickly and saying
MARY: Welp there has been a multi car collision up ahead. We are going NOWHERE.
The group's demeanour fell to the floor. Apart from Mary, she-
Took my by the shoulders and said
“Stand guard of the family son… Momma’s taking a nap”
Fully reclining the seat laid out flat. The girls in the back were pretty petite so they were fine. She placed me between her thighs, her huge ass was a great pillow… that is if I could ignore the tremendous amount of sweat and (GAG)... Other stuff. I genuinely started to fall asleep… Until
FWOOPLOOOOORCH!!!??
Jamie sat on Randy’s face. As he was sleeping with the back of his head resting in his mom’s butt, he was now nailed into a fleshy prison. The muskiest ‘meat sandwich’ he could imagine. Jamie’s ass sweat combining with Mary’s Overall unkempt pair of cheeks made Randy-
BEG FOR MERCY!!! Jamie was bouncing all over my face!! Mom’s butt was super bouncy so she didn’t have to put much effort into it. Her entire body weight had me locked in place. My eyes were burning from the amount of sweat, I actually couldn’t breathe!!
The next thing Randy feels is the car moving slowly. Jamie managed to drive off the road and around the entire queue of traffic. Amongst the relaxation, arguments and genuine frustration she luckily got off scott free, driving through fields avoiding animals and stuff. Sure the ride was a bumpy one, but they were back travelling the-
BLOOOOOOREEEEEEUUUUUUURFFFFFFFFF!!
Jamie: OOOoh that damn milk!? Taste that Randy?
The fart tasted horrible! It pumped my lungs with the foul off milk order. Normally Jamie’s farts were the lightest to handle out of the three but-
FLAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGHGGHHHGHGHG
PFFFFFFFFFFFT-BLAAAAAARP
JAMIE: UGH!!! My gut!? It’s on fire
Even Ash was pinned back in her seat holding her face at such heinous gas, the damn car windows steamed up foggy green.
Her super wet shart blasted out through my nose!! ugh !!! it was so hot!! I was gagging more of her gas!! It was all in my lungs! It was burning my eyes!
JAMIE: O…oh…f-f-f… R-Randy STOP IM GONNA!-
I needed air!! So I started tickling her butt with my tonge. Her hole kept twitching meaning less gas, haha. She was screaming for me to stop! So I continued as I needed her to get the hell off my face. She stopped moving and sat on my face really hard only to-
SPLOOOOOOUUUURCH!!!
SPLOONCH
PLOOOCH
BLOOOCH!!!
JAMIE: UGGHHHhhhhh HGHN
Ash watched Jamie blast one hell of dump into what sounded like Randy's throat. Her older sisters sighs of relief made her cover her face in fear
Her stool was like heavy wet sand!! Punching it’s way down my throat. For the love of god I’m grateful she only ate a certain amount of that cow’s milk and cheese. I would have been a goner for sure. Even though she soon after got up and whipped me until I swallowed every last drop.
Jamie: Sorry sis! Absolutely needed haha… you still hungry?
Ash: Yeah, my phone says there’s a vegan place nearby
Jamie: Where?
Ash: Says there's a famous city nearby
Arriving at the mall moments later. Both Jamie and Ash got out. In search of food and some new clothes. Of course equipped with Randy’s wallet.
The least of Randy’s problems…
As Mary started to wake up from her deep sleep.
Randy’s jiggly butt prison began to wobble and bounce around, allowing him to try and wiggle free. Which he tried.. But..
PHOO-BLOOOOORCH!!!
Mary flipped over and landed square on his neck, leaving her thick ass cheeks to claim his face with the overhang. Poor guy saw stars!! As he had to wait for his mom to wheel up the seat.
She looked around confused at where she was, having fallen asleep in traffic but also where everyone was. She didn’t Jamie, Ash or Randy.
Standing up out the car, she almost busted the opposing car’s front window. Turning to apologise to the young couple who were bemused by the size of her butt. To claim an entire car window with a sweaty print they thought was out of this world.
She was clutching her belly, doing an awkward painful ‘need the bathroom’ dance. I closed my eyes and prayed she didn't peer down to her seat and see-
“RANDYYYYYY!!! (Hands smack her bloated gut) Momma’s got a (GWORT-LURGE) ooohhh.. Quite a big problem hhehe”
The sound of her ferocious stomach echoed throughout the car lot.
“Mom please!! I can’t take anymooooOOOO-”
SQUELCH!!!!
Her butt dropped on the entire seat! So heavy I could even feel the car bounce a little. Mom wasn’t sitting straight though… What was she doing..?
“AHAAAA!!! I found it!!!”
Mary celebrated finding the semi-mangled mouth gape.
…Only to realise the couple sat next to her was staring back at her like a crazy person
“(blushing).. You may want to close your windows, my dearies”
The young couple responded very aggressively and rudely. Little did Mary care, with a shrug of the shoulders she stuffed the mouth gape into Randy’s mouth. Leaping back on the poor guy’s open face once again.
This was going to be bad… she wasn’t moving at all. Usually she holds my wrists for grip or talks to me first. All she did was jump her butt back, while spreading her cheeks
“Hmmm did these car seats get smaller or something” Mary thought to herself clutching her stomach until…
BLOOOOOOOOOAOOORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!
FWAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOORORRORRRRRRRRFFF
BLOAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPP
FWAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUrrrr-BLOOOOOOAAAUUUURRRRPT
I was calling uncle!!! I’m pretty sure she ruptured one of my lungs!! Mom’s farts were usually harmless, just loud… these farts had me seeing angels!! Her guts must have really disagreed with those fresh cow dairy products from earlier.
The rocket launch of a fart reverberated throughout the car park. The rude couple sitting next to Mary had a vile gust of gas bust through their window. The man’s girl was knocked out, the guy tried to hold his breath but the constant waves of more gas had his eyes stinging, until he fell limp too. A few sensitive car alarms rang off from such loud noises.
Mary fanned the disgusting cloud dairy gas that circulated their car. Even she was grossed out by the hot fog that created. The rear window was tainted brown!! Making her blush and giggle to herself
Leaning forward she said.
“Whew! Maybe Mommy went a little overboard with the dairy son”
In the far distance Jamie and Ash heard a dark brown bassy trombone-like explosion come from the car park. Looking at each other they knew exactly what had happened. Laughing it off as they continued shopping.
The family in general had enjoyed their road trip thus far. Mary was even looking more places they could bring their family antics to. Randy panicked listening to the endless places she wanted to go on this family road trip. Of course silenced under her ass, the only choice he had was to just listen to her rambling.
Mary picked up her phone and called the girls
MARY: Girls this is our last stop before we head home, hurry on up ok, remember this was supposed to be RANDY’S road trip aha
GIRLS: Ok, were coming now
BLOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA
OAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MARY: OH DAMN… More like Randy’s rancid road trip hahaha
All the girls laughed together before soon after reuniting.
The girls even shared a few large pizzas they got for free.
Ash: Mom… go easy on the-
Mary had already eaten through three sleeves of triple cheese pizza
Ash: … errr don’t worry aha
Jamie: (Sigh)... I’ll search up the hospitals…
The end
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