Royally Screwed
by ploxiet

In a more simpler time where technology didn't rule the world, 18 year old Princess Sarah Stone, is out on a relaxing ride in her carriage. It is being pulled along by two beautiful and strong horses steered by a novice driver named Julia on her first day of the job. The carriage is accompanied by 4 guards on foot who's life duty is to protect the princess.

Sarah is comfortably sitting on her cushioned bench, staring at the blue sky through the pulled back sun-light hole of the roof. This is when she notices that the sky starts to disappear and be replaced by leaves and branches creating a thick cover above. The trail is gradually becoming more overgrown, causing some turbulence to the carriage, much to the disapproval of the Princess. Worrying thoughts start to run through her head as she realises that her course for today doesn't involve entering a forest.

As though on cue with her mind, the horses neigh and the carriage comes to a sudden halt, causing Sarah to jolt forward and hit her head. As she sits herself up again she hears her guards unsheathe their swords followed by an eerie few seconds of silence. This is broken by numerous female shouts and strange noises accompanied by some drowned out screams from her guards. Even with her lack of combat knowledge, the princess is confused about the lack of clashing steel outside. As the cries die out, Sarah builds up the courage to slide open the window of her door and take a look outside.

Sarah is instantly bewildered by the scene that lays in front of her. She opens the window in time to see a curvaceous naked women, bar the mask on her face, stand up from a seated position on one of the royal guards face. The man's face is pulled up with the lady as she stands. She spreads her large buttocks open and his face falls out with a sickening squelch, his limp body hitting the ground. Sarah can see his face clearly stained brown from something she doesn't want to imagine.

As she pans her eyes around, trying to take everything in, her nose is assaulted by something she would rather have stayed out. It is an eggy aroma that makes her scrunch up her nose in disgust. Sarah manages to spot her other three guards in similar condition to the first one, along with other masked naked women standing around.

Sarah hears footsteps approaching her side door so she quickly closes the window in a futile attempt to hide away. The lock on the door is opened with a key, and Sarah is greeted by the sight of her driver. Julia has a beaming smile across her face as she looks in at Sarah.

"Hello, your majesty..." Julia says sarcastically as she reaches in to grab a hold of the Princess.

"Get your hands off me, you traitor!" Sarah screams defiantly as she kicks at Julia's hands.

"Looks like we've got a feisty one. Girls! Come give me a hand." Julia shouts out, indicating to some of the naked ladies to come assist.

Sarah takes the opportunity of Julia being turned around shouting out an order to grab the key out of the lock and shut the door.

"Haha, foolish girl. You've just sealed your own fate!" Julia yells as she chuckles evilly.

Sarah huddles into one of the corners, more afraid than she's even been before. She has no idea what Julia meant, until the carriage starts to move as a large lady climbs on to the roof. Sarah looks up in horror as the realisation that the roof is still open hits her like a truck. However instead of somebody looking in or reaching down, the hole is covered by a wide ass. Sarah stares at the pasty cheeks as the lady pulls them apart, revealing her mammoth puckering anus caked in dry shit. The funky smell of her swampy ass already quickly filling the small space inside of the carriage.

*Hnngg* 'BBBBRRAAAAPPPPPPPTTTT' To make matters worse, the lady grunts and unleashes an other worldly stench that explodes out in a violent fashion for 8 seconds. Sarah swears she sees an actual cloud of gas flow out of the hole and into her face. Sarah passes out before the fart even ends, her body incapable of handling such foreign odors.

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Sarah wakes up to the rocking of her body, to find that she is tied to a crudely made stretcher of two branches connected by vines. The stretcher is being carried at the front and back by two slim nude ladies. Sarah watches the ass of the lady in front as she walks, mesmerised by the way it moves. She is a curious type, having never seen another person naked before today and is somewhat jealous of some of the bodies she is seeing around her. She takes some deep breaths to try and calm herself, turning her head from side to side to take in her surroundings. She establishes that she is deep within the forest and descending into what seems like a bog of sorts. The trees being more mossy, air becoming thicker and temperature dropping.

Sarah's attention once again falls on the ass at the front of the stretcher which is when she notices that it starts making a small popping noise. As Sarah's head is carried through the path of the emission, she instantly starts coughing and spluttering.

"Wooo! Nice one, Tash!" the lady at the back calls out, much to Sarah's disagreement.

"You're all a bunch of vile, degenerate scum. Release me at once and I'll spare your pathetic lives." Sarah explains with as much confidence she can muster.

'PPPPTHSPLTPLTPLT' The lady named Tash forces out a wet burst of gas that smells like rotting meat.

"That's what my ass has to say about that. Now don't talk like that again unless you want to be punished." Tash says in a commanding and threatening manner.

Sarah gazes around as she's carried, all the different faces and bodies becoming a blur to her. All of them were female and naked except for a mask. Her nose is constantly assaulted by various foul smells as she hears farts rumble in the distance. After what seems like an eternity to her, her ride comes to a stop. The two ladies carrying her drop the stretcher without a care, causing Sarah to drop to the ground with unwanted force.
She sits herself up to see her driver, Julia, sitting on a throne of bones.

"Welcome Sarah, to the swamp lands. Home to my tribe of flatulent female companions." Tash says as she stands in the air with her arms raised, gesturing to the world around her.

"What do you want with me?" Sarah asks, trying to hide her fear as best she possibly can.

"Simple. We are going to ransom you back to your family for a large sum of money." Tash says smugly.

Before Sarah has time to protest, a bag is roughly shoved over her head and she is dragged away. When it's pulled off she notices that she is in a cell, a lady cuts the binds around Sarah's hands and leaves, locking the door behind her. Sarah jumps to her feet and runs to the door trying desperately to open it, with no success. She turns around and slumps the ground, head in hands and starts to sob.

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Time passes agonisingly slow, with the only human contact being when she is given her food. On the 5th day, Julia opens the door to her cell and steps in.

"It looks like your family thinks you're just as worthless as I do, turns out that nobody really liked you." Julia says while picking at her nails, without the slightest hint of care in her voice.

This news creates a sinking feeling in Sarah's tummy. Maybe it was the poor food, terrible smells, reality check or a mix of it all but she vomits up her last meal, much to the amusement of Julia.

"I've got a proposition for you. If you can beat one of my warriors in a wrestling match, I'll let you leave. If you lose, we'll keep you as our pet. Simple as that." Julia says with a smile.

Sarah has had no prior experience with fighting, she much preferred doing tapestry in her castle. However, she knew she didn't have any other choice if she wanted to live, so she reluctantly accepts.

"Fine, but let me choose the fighter." Sarah says pleadingly, hoping for some sympathy.

"Sure, it won't make much difference. Come with me, the match will start soon." Julia instructs Sarah to follow along.

Julia leads Sarah through a series of tunnels, eventually coming out in a large pit that was to serve as the arena. Sarah notices that the ground here is covered in soft animal fur, to prevent injury in a rough match. Twenty naked ladies are stood in a line and Sarah is told to choose her opponent. She carefully looks at each and every one of them, trying to find one that she could have a chance at beating. Much to her dismay, they are all much taller and stronger than her, until she spots the lady at the end of the line who is only slightly taller than her.

"I pick that one!" Sarah says confidently while pointing at the lady at the end.

"Very well, the rest of us will go to the observation area and the match will begin." Julia says over the muffled laughs and sniggers of the other ladies.

Sarah isn't filled with confidence after hearing the other ladies laugh. She watches her opponent walk towards her.

"Bad choice, sport. My name is Rose, the others named me that so at least something associated with me smells pleasant." Rose explains with a sly grin.

Sarah looks at Rose, trying her best to think of a plan of attack. Sarah is about 5'3 while Rose must be only 5'4, at least the height won't be a problem. Rose has a thick body though compared to Sarah's more slender frame, which might pose a problem. Before she can formulate a solid plan though, a bell rings from above and Rose makes a quick dash towards Sarah and secures her in a tight bear hug.

Sarah tries her best to wriggle free but Rose's grip with too strong. Sarah gets distracted and starts staring at the detail of Rose's face mask, her attention then focuses on Rose's mouth as it breaks into a smile. Sarah is repulsed to see that all her teeth are stained yellow and gags at the ripe smell that seeps out. Sarah starts to worry as she hears a rumble coming from Rose's tummy, and listens intently as a torrent of air rises through her chest and is expelled forcibly out of Rose's mouth, straight into her face. The smell makes Sarah dry heave and her struggle to escape the hug intensifies, only managing to tire herself out though.

Rose makes her next move by placing her right leg behind Sarah and swiping it forwards while pushing her chest backwards, causing Sarah to crash to the ground, landing on her back. Rose lays down on top of Sarah, wrapping her legs around Sarah's. She then forces Sarah's head into her cleavage, using her hands to squeeze her boobs together ensuring that all Sarah can breathe is ripe boob sweat. Sarah is losing energy and focus quickly, being unable to force Rose off and the lack of fresh oxygen affecting her thought processes. Sarah is slowly starting to fade away.

"It's not sleepy time yet, you still need to experience my true power." Rose says as she stands, releasing Sarah from her breast smother.

Sarah greedily gulps in as much fresh air as she can and is oblivious to the fact Rose is slowly lowering her ass down to her head. That is, until the fresh air started to become tainted from Rose's ass getting close to Sarah's face. In the last possible moment, Sarah manages to gather enough strength to roll out of way, causing Rose to drop her ass to the ground and grunt in frustration. Sarah stands up and uses the last of her energy to run at rose and throw a punch. This catches Rose by surprise and so Sarah's fist make a solid connection with her face.

"Oh that's it, I was going to give you a quick finish but you've asked for this!" Rose shouts furiously as she picks herself up.

Sarah panics, not having expected to actually connect and without another plan of action. Rose takes this opportunity to sucker punch Sarah in the tummy, causing her to double over in pain. Rose pulls Sarah to the ground and places her booty firmly on Sarah's face. Rose slips her feet under Sarah's head so that it forces her nose square against her asshole, when she feels the connection she begins the end of Sarah.

'BRRRPPPPPPPTTT'
'ppfffffffttttttt'
'PSSSSLTLTLTHH'

The first fart is loud and reeks of moldy cheese. Just as it ends, a silent stream of air flows into Sarah's nostrils, almost burning the hairs inside. A final third fart follows the SBD, spraying specs of shit on Sarah's face as it turns wet, the smell turning into beans and meat.

There are cheers from the crowd as they know full well what that third wet fart signals. It means Rose is about to relieve her bowels over poor Sarah.

Rose rises up so that she is now squatting over Sarah's face. Sarah groggily stares at the brown hole hovering menacingly above and closes her eyes as she sees it open to release a wave of icky sludgy shit that covers her face. The smell quickly overwhelms Sarah as she fades into darkness.

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Sarah wakes up to find herself tied up under the covers of a bed, staring at a naked ass.

"For your first night as our toy, I thought I'd let you become more familiar with my fragrance. Enjoy your new life, fart sniffer"

Sarah recognises the voice as Julia and is greeted by a warm gush of air to the face as a foul SBD slips out of her ass. This is going to take some getting used to.