Under Umbridge
by Slave Fart

Dolores Umbridge had come to Hogwarts and I'd honestly been sick of hearing all the shit about her and Harry and all that bollocks. So what if she punished him for speaking back?! That little twerp did it too often to Snape and other professors as well, served the little git right. Me on the other hand, I kept real quiet mostly, especially me being in my seventh year! I just want to pass my N.E.W.T.S., graduate, and move on.

"Hem hem," Umbridge was so mean, but always started with that same cadence, "It's time, class. Time for us to begin. Now..."

She turned around and though she wasn't exactly gorgeous, Professor Umbridge has a huge ass. It's quite nice to stare at and I had often thought of flicking a spell to split the seems and see what she's hiding under those pink skirts. I'd also thought about...

"Wayne Clark... Are we bothering you," Professor had caught me daydreaming...

"Sorry Professor."

"You are full of sh---... No... Not now... But you will be... Now class."

She moved on with the lesson until Sherry Long leaned over and asked me a question. I went to respond to her and answer what page we were reading from when Professor Umbridge whipped around again... Fuck...

"MISTER CLARK! Now... Were you in a rush to interrupt me?"

"No, Professor, I was just-," she hit me a silence spell.

"I believe that, ahem... Well, let's say you'll be seeing me after class. Now... Where were we? Ah, yes," Umbridge turned around and I stared at her ass, while paying attention this time anyways...

Class dragged forever and I hated the thought of being punished at the end. Was I going to have to write with that fucking pen like I'd heard about with Harry? Or what was it? Fucking bollocks...

She dismissed all of us... Well... Almost all of us...

"Mister Clark, now... I believe that I have caught you in a most precarious of positions. What were you day dreaming about? Was it your N.E.W.T.S.? Hmm," She didn't give me a chance to respond, "That's no matter. What is at hand here though is your.... Punishment. I believe it should fit the crime, no?"

"Oh... Emmm... Sure. What was the crime, exactly?"

"Interruption. Now... Can you think of something that is interrupting my day?"

"I guess it's my mouth. I was just answering a ques---," she hit me with the same silence spell.

"That's not my problem, but what is my problem can turn into my solution. Now... I'm being interrupted by your mouth, but at the same time, I've been interrupted by some nasty gas I've had all morning. Too many beans with breakfast, perhaps. My problem with your mouth could be my solution if you'd use that mouth of yours to capture the farts I've been expelling. How does that sound?"

I was appalled!!!

"How dare you talk to a student that way! I've never... Well I---," she grabbed my face.

"You can either serve as a fart catcher, or I can have you on my chamber pot duty until the end of the year. And I will ensure that there will be no magic spells to contain the stink, oh no. Hmmm? What will it be? On your knees now with your mouth open or picking up my shit the rest of the year?"

I didn't say anything and got to my knees... What's an hour of farts to an entire year of shit stink?

"Ahh yes. Wise. Now..."

She turned that giant ass towards my face and pulled down her skirt. I spread her ass cheeks apart and she looked over her shoulder and down at me with the smuggest of grins.

"There we go. Yes yes. All the way covering my anus there... There we are. And.... Release!!! Ahhhh..."

FARRROOOOOOMPPPPPTTT!!!!

It was a long, loud fart that went straight into my lungs!

"Sealigus!"

She waved her wand and now my lips felt like they melded over her sphincter!

"Just wanted to make sure that my anus puckered directly into that mouth there. Now, where was I? Oh yes."

BRRRPTT BRRRRRRRPTTT BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPTTTT BRRRRRRPTT BRRRRRRRRPTTT BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPTTTTT

The blasts were just one after another! Oh my god! The stench came through my mouth and anything I didn't inhale came out my nose so I could smell her farts!!!

"DO A BETTER JOB, MISTER CLARK! IF YOU DO NOT SATISFY ME FOR PUNISHMENT I WILL ENSURE THAT YOUR MOUTH IS FILLED."

Filled with what?

She farted again before I could make out anything.

SSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPUUUUUUUURRRRRTTTTT

Oh god it was wet! And it wasn't my tongue making it sound wet, either! There was legit shit flakes in my mouth! Oh god!

"Ahh yes. Well then. It appears you gave me a mouthful when talking back to me earlier. Looks like I will be giving you a mouthful after all!"

She started shitting in my mouth! They were the size of a malt ball, but each turd was followed by another!

"Ediblong Vern Chewenswallow! Just a spell to ensure your cooperation."

I found myself savoring her shit. It was foul and the stench escaped through my nose. I was eating her shit and she kept releasing little turd after little turd until finally she stopped.

PPPPPSSSSSSRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPTTTTTTTT

"Hem hem."

She was finished...

OH GOD NO!!!!

I heard her anus stretch before the shit rushed into my mouth, but it was a monstrous turd and i was sealed against her anus!!!! it kept coming and i had no choice but to chew and swallow! It was a creamier texture than the last turds, but tasted a thousand times worse! And the smell, oh god the smell! I can smell it all! No magic in the world could have made this taste or smell good!

"Ahhh. That's better for me. Your punishment is near over. Consume my feces and then once you're done licking my anus clean, I can unseal you and let you on your way, Wayne. Oh now now. Your tears are most unwelcome against my buttocks, stop crying at once."

I tried, but with a mouthful of her shit and completely filled with shame, I had a hard time. I finally chewed her dump and once I was able, I cleaned her asshole spotless.

"Ferrum stomachum... There. Now you won't have to vomit up my shit. It will stay inside you," she smiled and got very close in my face, "Because now when I look at you, I will no longer see a student... But a toilet. Mine.... My toilet."

She laughed internally and sent me out. Word never got around what she did to me, but at the end of the year when she went to Azkaban I couldn't have been happier... I passed my N.E.W.T.S. and went on to become a psychologist... I was just assigned to Azkaban myself and my first patient was... No... Not her! No!

When I opened the door she was prim and proper, sitting at the edge of her bed with a maniacal smile and hit me with a silence spell with a wand she'd somehow snuck in...

"Hem hem... Let's begin..."